Hundreds of millions of people in Huaxiu nation were paying close attention to the live broadcast of the Old Devil's trial. Fatty Luo was one of them. His metalware store was from that old generation; even its cabinets were made of wood.
He wasn't in the habit of reading the news, nor did he binge watch TV. He got all his news from the mouths of customers as well as brothers and sisters who came to him to get their magic weapons serviced.
That morning, Fatty Luo was unprecedentedly interested in the Old Devil's trial. He didn't have a TV in his shop, and could only use a mirror-like magic treasure to simulate TV reception.
So when someone entered the shop that morning, they saw a fatty with hair combed into a poop
"Yo, morning."