章 297: A Bully
編集者: Hitesh_
Wang Tong smiled satisfyingly as he enjoyed the benefit of having Zhou Sisi around—free maid service.
After Zhou Sisi was gone, Wang Tong found it hard to sleep as he suddenly realized how bad his injury was. Some of the wounds almost reached his bones. Although he didn't feel much pain while fighting, as he lied down, he found the pain had made it hard for him to relax.
"Come out Charcoal, talk to me!"
"Yes master, what do you want to talk about?"
"Do you know any bedtime stories? "
"Yes. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a service robot called R2Charcoal..."
Soon, the room was filled with Wang Tong's snoring. Being able to fall asleep as quickly as possible was a prerequisite of being a competent fighter.
Meanwhile, somewhere else on earth, someone was suffering from insomnia.
クリエイターの想い 
Oneshotwonder
Oneshotwonder “Wow, Morty! Look how many power stones we got! The “Readers” must be expecting us. Alright, that should be enough for us to make a round trip, let’s go!”
“Ok, but why is the portal red instead of green?”
“It’s a special world, Morty. Only one copy exist in the Universe, and we are going to steal its secret! Haha!”
“Oh jeez...I hope it's not dangerous.”
[Rick and Morty walked into the portal and emerged out at a rocky barren land]
“Humm…Rick? Where are we?”
“Hold on, let me check.”
[Rick pull out a device]
“Humm… It looks like we are on the planet of Norton. The Uhp-uhp-uhp ‘Zergs’ had just taken control the cultivator’s military base. Bunch of pussies!”
“OK?…You mean that THING over there?”
“Holy crap, Morty! RUN! ”
[Zerg chased after Morty and quickly caught up with him, pined Morty down on the ground]
“EraaHHH!!! Rick, HELP MEEEE!”
[Rick looked at the portal gun and then at Morty and then back at the portal gun; he fires the gun.]
[The blast shot through the Zerg’s body and it died instantly.]
“HURRY Morty, follow me! Take that dead bug with you!”
[The two arrived at an abandoned mine site]
“Alight Morty, I have used up all the power stones to save your ass, so the bad news is that we are trapped here.”
“WHAT?!”
“Calm your underpants, Morty. The good news is that you are with me— the smartest person in the universe! Now listen, Morty. We need to use the Zerg carcass, but first, I need you to cut off its limbs while I’m getting ready. ”
“Eww…”
[After dismantling some abandoned mining equipment, Rick set up various contraptions and fitted them onto the severed Zerg Limbs. ]
“Now, the final Touch! ”
[Rick attached the contraptions onto his body and linked his brain with the Zerg muscles. ]
“It’s ZERG RICK!! Wubba lubba dub dub~ Let’s kick some ASSES!”
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