章 61: The Article After Her Life

TEA TIME GOSSIP EXCLUSIVE

"Spraying Champagne": The Ultimate Symbol of Excess and Pretentiousness?

Hey, Tea Time Dearests!

Today, we're spilling the tea on Olivia's latest luxury venture: "Spraying Champagne." Yes, you read that right – champagne designed to be sprayed, not sipped. We can't make this up, folks!

Olivia's brainchild (or should we say, brain drain?) has left us scratching our heads. Who thought creating a beverage specifically for waste was a good idea? It's like buying a designer handbag just to use it as a doorstop!

The Price Tag:

A bottle of "Spraying Champagne" will set you back a whopping $300! Half a grand for a drink that's literally meant to be sprayed away. We could think of a thousand better ways to spend that kind of cash.

The Environmental Impact: