章 80: Side Story: Karaoke Chaos
Authors Note:
Italicized = Song Lyrics
Author Notes = (AN: Text)
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POV Monika
As Rio was running away I decided to go up on stage to sing the next song. I may not have a physical body but all I need is a voice.
Lex: "Oh Monika are you going to sing next?"
Monika: "Yeah this looks like a lot of fun and I want to try it out. Just give me a bit to decide on a song."
It takes me a bit to browse through all the songs but after sampling a few songs I was able to narrow it down to 2 songs. 1 was too sad so I chose the other one.
Monika: "Okay I found a song. Oh, and it looks like I did it just in time."
I see Rio was captured and forced to make a bunch of tiny Furret clones. I have to stop myself from laughing as I see the original being squeezed by Chrysalis as if he were a plush toy. He isn't in his nearly 6ft form but instead a 1ft form.
Monika: "Okay this next song relates to my past but isn't that sad. It's called Not Much To Miss. I hope you enjoy it."
Music starts playing.
(AN: Play 4everfreebrony - Not Much to Miss (feat. EileMonty) on Youtube if you want lyrics I couldn't find an instrumental version. Also, this song is a bit like a Taylor Swift song so be warned.)
Monika: "~~~
Would you say it now?
Wouldn't you still say yes if I asked nicely enough?
Or would you go and just make the same mistake?
I tried listening, but all I got were excuses and a silence from you I hope you know you won't get another take
Why'd you bother coming back if you knew I'd say.
I don't need you now
Don't even think about it
You couldn't get me back if you tried
Don't give me that
Already had your chance
No reason to wonder why
Once upon a time, I was in love with a boy who didn't miss me enough
I guess I'm not much to miiiiiiiiiiiiss.
What did you expect?
What'd you hope to find when you went off and changed your mind
Though I know you won't tell me anyway
If you look around, you can clearly see that hearts are no to be toyed with
And that's why they call it playing games
Thought you got an extra life, but it's game over
I don't need you now
Don't even think about it
You couldn't get me back if you tried
Don't give me that Already had your chance
No reason to wonder why
Once upon a time, I was in love with a boy who didn't miss me enough
I guess you're not missing much
I guess I'm not much to miiiiiiiiiiiiss.
She's a lucky find, I hope you treat her right
I don't need you now
Don't even think about it
You couldn't get me back if you tried
Don't give me that Already had your chance
No reason to wonder why
Once upon a time, I was in love with a boy who didn't miss me enough
I guess you're not missing much
I guess I'm not much to miiiiiiiiiiiiss.
I guess I'm not much to miss.
The music stops playing.
Everyone started clapping and I felt so much better getting that off my chest. I stepped left the stage to let someone else sing instead. The next person to go up was not one but 4. All of team RWBY went up and it didn't take them long to decide on a song.
POV Yang
Yang: "I have been wanting to sing this song for a while and I convinced my friends to sing it with. Now enjoy this."
Music starts playing.
(AN: Play Hercules - Gospel Truth [HD] on Youtube for lyrics or for instrumentals play The Gospel Truth I (Isolated Instrumental) - Hercules)
Wiess: "We are the muses."
Wiess: "Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes."
Ruby: "Heroes like Hercules."
Yang: "Honey, you mean Hunkules! I'd like to make some sweet music of it"
Wiess: "Our story actually begins long before Hercules Many Aeons ago ..."
Wiess: "Back when the world was new"
Wiess: "The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok"
Yang: "It was a nasty place"
Yang: "There was a mess wherever you stepped"
Blake: "Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept"
RWBY: "And then along came Zeus"
Wiess: "He hurled his thunderbolt"
RWBY: "He zapped"
Wiess: "Locked those suckers in a vault"
RWBY: "They're trapped"
RWBY: "And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks"
RWBY: "And that's the gospel truth"
RWBY: "The guy was too type A to just relax"
Blake: "And that's the world's first dish"
Blake: "Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth"
RWBY: "Though honey, it may seem imposs'ble, That's the gospel truuuuuuth"
RWBY: "On Mt. Olympus life was neat and Smooth as sweet vermouth"
RWBY: "Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth"
The music stops playing.
We all bow as everyone claps. We leave the stage for the next person to take the stage. I was suprised by who came up next.
POV Rio
I don't get free from Chrysalis but both of us were suprised by who got on stage. I can guess what song he will do so I create 2 clones to do backup vocals.
POV Paarthunax
I walked up to the stage. I had never sang before but I wanted to try it and the Pearl of Transformation gave me a chance.
Paarthunax: "I have thought of a fun song to sing. Rio showed it to me not long ago. I found it amusing so I will use it as my first song ever."
Music starts playing.
(AN: Play MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND: Skyrim Guard Song ■ The Chalkeaters feat. Black Gryph0n on YouTube. )
Paarthunax: "~~~
It must have been the wind
It cast a wicked dream
A spear pierced my shield
An arrow hit my chin
It must have been the wind
They say that peace is now at risk
The elves are coming from the seas
But all I see is a mountain scenery
And the smoke upon it
Kynareth brings the evening breeze
It puts my restless mind at ease
It seems so calm while my body's shivering
There's no need to worry
Whoa, oh, oh, covered in snow
Hoping that wall will save me from more
Whoa, oh, oh, I sing through the horn
As Stormcloaks marching in but still
It must have been the wind
There's armies marching in
A spear pierced my shield
An arrow hit my chin
It must have been the wind
A sound of mighty thu'um
Cut through the nightly gloom
'Don't make me nervous, please stop shouting
Oh that's it, you're getting bounty'
Whoa, oh, oh
One more problem solved
That's what you get for
Disrespecting the law
Whoa, oh, oh
I thought that I saw
The dragon soaring in but still
It must have been the wind
The walls are closing in
A spear pierced my shield
An arrow hit my chin
It must have been the wind
As the night becomes suddenly brighter
Dragon fire has spread over Whiterun
And turned it into dust, though it seemed
It still was just the wind
It must have been the wind
Mama told me, To let it go when,
Someone stole my, Dear sweet roll
The winds will pass
The kings will fall
We should stay strong
'Cause life goes on
I never was an adventurer
A quiet Nord essentially
I'll just wait out this storm
I'll carry on
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
(Backup Vocals) Hey, hey, hey, hey
Sing it out, Imperials
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
I can't hear you, Stormcloaks!
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
Now all together
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination,
Oh!
It must have been the wind
The walls are closing in
A spear pierced my shield
An arrow hit my chin
It must have been the wind
As the night becomes suddenly brighter
Dragon fire has spread over Whiterun
And turned it into dust, though it seemed
It still was just the wind
It must have been simply my imagination
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
It must have been the wind
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
Hey, hey, hey, hey
It must have been the wind
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
Yeah
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
It must have been the wind
(Backup Vocals) It must have been simply my imagination
Yet still
It must have been the wind! "
The music stops playing.
POV Rio
I clap and everyone else follows.
Rio: "Great job Paarthunax. I hope you had fun."
Paarthunax: "Yes I had quite a lot of fun. I might do that again sometime."
After Paarthunax leaves the stage we continue to sing all sorts of songs for many hours to come. But that is a story for another time.
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Authors Note:
A bonus chapter for today. A more lighthearted and fun chapter. I had quite the difficulty in selecting the songs but I think I chose them well. I might do another chapter like this in the future. If you want to suggest songs go ahead, just say wether the song is a clean song or not in the comment so I am prepared. Happy Thanksgiving and until next time Ciao.
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