章 3: Chapter 2
Deadpool dusts him self off and and gets up spitting the sand in his mouth and moving pants to shake it out .
"Never bring up That over grown Beast of a Man with god's A** !! We broke up Ryan and it was messy breakup , you have to choose sides and i know you are going to choose me because I am your best friend and all ."
Ryan interrupted him and says .
"I am choosing Logan 25 out of 10 times ."
Ryan drops the Jukebox on the ground and takes out a tape.
"HOOO!! How could you say that?? "
Deadpool started to chatter without a break when Ryan sets up the tape . As he looks at the screen and starts to say
"So now you get it right ?? This world is not just the MCU , It's the mix of MCU and the X-Men and possibly even more . And this talk chatterbox is the world famous 4th wall breaker Deadpool , I hire him For doing the lame parts of the job . He is more like a assistant to me . "
"First of all it a Co independent relation but I understand why you would imagine this sexy piece of A** as you assistant after all even i cant stay still once i imagine myself in a short tight skirt . What a naughty boy ... Meow!!" Deadpool.
Ryan shook his head and started to stretch .
"Now that this world is officially going to turn it's full on crazy gears like this psycho . need to get ready. "
Deadpool again stopped Ryan said .
"Hey we like to call ourselves the spiritual challenged !! and who are you to call me , You literally just copied my name !! I mean Ryan ??!! I wonder where you got that ?? The writer must be real creative !! "
(A/N : Leave me out of this or you I am going to make your body blow up in the upcoming fight )
(DP/N : Look at this joker , I am not afraid of the original Marvel writers you think i am scared of you !!)
(Ryan/N : Ohh you shouldn't have done that)
Ryan said with a smile.
"Off course from the most handsome man alive "
"Hennry cavil?? " Deadpool
Ryan thought for a second and says .
"Well the second handsome man alive . Ryan gosling. "
"Haa !! how dare you !! You made my avocado like heart mussy " Deadpool
Ryan shakes his head and starts to play the juke box .
"And what's with the Jukebox , that's soo 90's be hip like me use a i...."
But the second Deadpool stopped talking . He instantly recognized the song.
"Oh my god!! oh my god !!! OH MY GOD !! Are we finally going to do it ?!!"
Ryan smiled and nodded as Deadpool shouted like a little boy and started to take his swords out .
He jumped into the enemy base shouting .
"Dance Fight Bit**es!!!"
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In the secret base of Ten rings .
The group of terrorists were getting ready to move to another base and put 2 guards in the look out at the front .
But at that time a small but audible music started to play
Both of them looked at each other .
♫....♫
They got up but the next moment two black kunais hit them in the head killing them.
Deadpool fell in the camp shouting .
"Dance Fight Bit**es!!!"
♪♪ Hey, hey...♪♪
Deadpool throws his swords at two incoming terrorists killing them as he started to dance .
🎶 ...
Bye bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye
....🎶
Ryan floats down calmly as half of them were already killed by Deadpool who was raising his legs and crushing two people with his foot .
🎶
I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey baby come on
...♪♪
Ryan started to vibe with the song but they were few people left by Deadpool getting there guns out to shoot Ryan.
Ryan sees this and smiles .
"Let's earn our money now shall we.."
♪♪
I loved you endlessly
When you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
♪♪
Ryan appeared next to then in a second as they looked at him in fear .
"Where are you going the party just started ."
The group surrounded him and started to fire bullets . Ryan smiled as the bullets travelled towards him but stopped just before hitting him and fell down .
"I liked that gift... Its time for a return gift "
🎶...
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye
....🎶
The bullets that fell down got up and started to fly at the people who shot them as if they got a mind of there own .
Ryan finished the one that were left behind and looked at Deadpool who was dance on the corpses .
"Well that is gruesome..."
As he turned around someone shot a missile at him from a missile launcher .
🎶...
Don't want to be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
....🎶
The dust settled but Ryan was no where seen .
Just when the terrorist was getting his hopes up he felt someone calling him from the back .
"That hurt"
The man immediately pointed his launcher at the voice but a hand closed the opening of the launcher closing it with his hands .
It was Ryan with small cuts which instantly healed Infront of the man .
The man was shocked and asked
"Are you a mutant ??!!"
Ryan smiled and said .
"Well you are close ,so here is your gift . "
The next minute Ryan gave him a beating heart and put it in the mans hands .
The man looked at it and then at his chest where there is a hole.
He fell down coughing blood .
♪♪
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
♪♪
Ryan turns around to see Deadpool dragging bodies to make a sign
Ryan comes and stands there .
Deadpool looks at him and says .
"Sure let the guy with cancer do all the work and just stand there watching "
Ryan rolls his eyes and floats the bodies to arrange them in a order .
"Here you go "
Deadpool leans on Ryan and says in a silly tone .
"Aww that's the first art we made as a couple..."
Looking down at the sign .
[ I ♡ NSYNC ]
♪♪.....
You just hit me with the truthNow girl you're more than welcome toSo give me one good reasonBaby come onI've lived for you and meAnd now I really come to seeThat life would be much better once you're goneI know that I can't take no moreIt ain't no lieI want to see you out that doorBaby bye bye bye
Ryan moves away making Deadpool fall down and says .
... ♪♪
"Let's go we can't keep the client waiting ."
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A cave made of metal scrapes which was made to hold Tony and Doctor Ho Yinsen.
Doctor Ho was looking at the destruction outside from the hole in a shock .
"I think there is a war going on , Maybe the army found you and are here to rescue you Tony.."
Tony was making the final adjustments for the Mark 1 with his Cave made arc reactor .
"I don't think we will be safe by playing sitting ducks here , we need to strike first and reach the reinforcements first before the terrorists react .... and did i hear NSYNC ?"
He climbs into the Mark 1 and closes the Mask .
"For now let's kick some Terrorists A** "
He steps Infront of the door and kicks it off as the door goes flying , he steps out .
Meanwhile The doctor looks at a gun hidden in his clothes and looks determined. Just as he was about to exist the cave Tony flew in a swoop .
The armor fell apart .
Tony looked from the broke helmet as he saw 2 people coming inside .
The doctor points his gun at them but before he could do anything . They say
" I have to say , Pointing guns at the people who came to save you.... Not a good start "
The doctor moved towards Tony still not dropping the weapon .
"Wow Mr. Stark you made a new friend here and you seem really close , I guess sharing a blanket and body warm in these cold nights makes people close hehehehe "
Deadpool says laughing.
Tony removes the remaining parts of the helmet and coughs up .
"You are here to Help me or Kill me ?... cough!!"
Ryan comes Infront of him and placed his hand on his head healing all of his injuries even the one he had before.
"That should be good enough... Oh don't worry i will include the medical fee into the contract ."
Tony looks at himself in surprise as he slowly gets out of there.
"If you are here to help me then let's go E.T "
They started to walk out as the music was still continuing .
Tony looked at them in shock .
But before he could ask anything they felt some giant vehicle coming towards them .
They turned around to a tank heading there way shooting missiles but somehow the missiles were misdirected every time .
Deadpool turns towards Ryan and says in a urgent tone .
"Come on big guy , Go green and destroy that tank I want to go and eat chimichangas !!!"
Deadpool says patting his stomach.
"That's a f***ing tanker what are you guys going to do"
Doctor Ho said in shock .
"Well the clients happiness comes first don't you think so DP ? what do you say about extra fee for the extra troubles ? "
"Just do what you got to do ."
Tony said in a tired tone.
"As you wish"
Ryan jumps from his spot to the tanker and lands Infront of it causing a crater
He moved towards it as it was about to shot a missile when he held the launcer pipe and closed it with his hands and threw the tank far away causing it to explode .
♫ ♪♪ 🎶....
But it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't really want to make it tough
I just want to tell you that I've had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Bye bye
... ♫ ♪♪ 🎶
Ryan appears near the group and says
"So what do you say , 15% is the industry standards ?"
Ryan said taking a napkin and wiping the dust of his hands .
Tony was already tired and sick but now he just was shocked beyond his wildest dreams .
"Are you the hulk ?" Tony asks doubtful .
Ryan smiles and said
"Well you are partially right , do you want a gift ?"
He asked with a smile but Deadpool who was behind him signaled Tony to say no and when Ryan turned around he pretended to whistle and act innocent.
Tony admitted defeat and says .
"Let's go I am carving a cheeseburger, we can talk about your fee on the way..."
But before they could go they heard a gun shot .
Deadpool and Tony turn around to see a bullet few inches from Tony's head .
Tony backed away the next second in shock .
They saw Doctor Ho with a gun, crying.
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