章 25: The Goldilocks Zone of Cosmic Kink

As the Cosmic Pleasure Police hurtled towards their next mission, an air of bemused anticipation settled over the team. They were about to enter a universe so polarized in its extremes, it made a pendulum look like it was stuck in cement - a cosmic realm where the concept of "just right" was as alien as a prude in a brothel.

"Alright, team," Zephyr announced, his voice carrying a mix of determination and wry amusement, "we're about to enter a reality that's basically a universal tug-of-war. Our job is to... well, teach an entire universe how to find its cosmic happy medium."

Casanova, his essence practically vibrating with excitement, couldn't resist a quip. "So, we're basically cosmic couples therapists for an entire reality? Talk about a tough crowd. I haven't felt this challenged since I tried to mediate between that masochistic black hole and that sadistic supernova."