The New York Public Library stood as a sentinel of knowledge, its stone lions guarding secrets both mundane and extraordinary. Inside, amidst the hushed whispers and rustling pages, Lucifer Morningstar found himself in a place he'd rarely frequented in his long existence. After all, when you've lived since the dawn of creation, libraries tend to get a bit... repetitive.
"'Interdimensional Travel and You: A Beginner's Guide,'" Lucifer read aloud, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "I doubt the author has ever been forcibly yanked from one universe into another, much less without the luxury of their celestial powers."
He tossed the book aside, earning a glare from a nearby librarian. Lucifer winked at her, and her stern expression softened. Even without his full powers, he still had it.
"There has to be something," he muttered, scanning the shelves. His eyes lingered on tomes with titles like "Mysteries of the Multiverse" and "Quantum Entanglement and Cosmic Strings." It was all very quaint, very human. They treated the vast, unknowable cosmos like it was a puzzle to be solved with enough math and pluck.
After hours of sifting through what he deemed "the ramblings of mortals playing at immortality," Lucifer decided to try a different tack. He found the librarian from earlier, now fully under the spell of his mortal charm.
"My dear," he purred, leaning against her desk, "I find myself in need of your expertise. I'm looking for information on the more... esoteric side of things. Interdimensional travel, cosmic forces, that sort of thing. But not the usual academic fare. I need something a bit more... hands-on."
The librarian blushed, adjusting her glasses. "Well, Mr. Morningstar, that's not really my area. But..." She glanced around conspiratorially. "There is a little shop in the Village. Madame Zora's. People say she knows things, sees things. Most think it's a tourist trap, but..."
"But you know better," Lucifer finished, his eyes glinting. "My dear, you've been a godsend. Or should I say, a devil-send?" He flashed her a smile that could melt glaciers. "Now, about this Madame Zora..."
......
Madame Zora's shop was exactly what Lucifer expected: a hole-in-the-wall filled with the usual accouterments of the "magical" trade. Crystal balls, tarot decks, and enough incense to make even the most devoted hippie light-headed. But beneath the touristy facade, Lucifer sensed something. A faint hum of real power, like the dying embers of a once-great fire.
"Ah, a customer!" croaked Madame Zora, emerging from a back room. She was ancient, with skin like crumpled parchment and eyes that had seen too much. "Come, come. Madame Zora sees all, knows all."
"I sincerely doubt that," Lucifer drawled. "But let's play along, shall we? I'm looking for information on interdimensional travel. The real kind, not the sort you sell to trust-fund kids trying to 'find themselves.'"
Zora's eyes narrowed. "You mock, but you seek. Interesting." She shuffled to a shelf, pulling down a dusty tome. "This book speaks of the pathways between worlds. But its secrets are not for the faint of heart."
Lucifer took the book, his fingers tingling as they brushed its cover. Ancient Sumerian, if he wasn't mistaken. "I assure you, madam, my heart has faced far worse than a bit of light reading."
He opened the book, and immediately the text began to glow. Symbols shifted, rearranging themselves into patterns that spoke of cosmic strings and dimensional folds. It was genuine, and more importantly, it was dangerous.
"Well, well," Lucifer murmured. "It seems even in this universe, humanity can't help but stick its nose into things beyond its ken."
"That book is not for you," a new voice interjected. Deep, commanding, with just a hint of mystical reverberation.
Lucifer turned, a witty retort on his lips. But it died as he saw the speaker. Tall, with a neatly trimmed beard and a cloak that seemed to move of its own accord. Doctor Stephen Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme of the Marvel Universe.
"Doctor Strange, I presume," Lucifer said, recovering quickly. "Forgive me if I don't bow. I'm a bit out of practice when it comes to genuflecting before mystical authority figures."
Strange's eyes narrowed. "You know who I am. Interesting. And you read Ancient Sumerian as easily as a grocery list. You're no ordinary man, are you... Lucifer Morningstar?"
"Well spotted, Doctor. I suppose the ability to Google isn't your only talent," Lucifer quipped. But there was an edge to his voice now. Strange was powerful, that much was clear. And in this weakened state, Lucifer wasn't eager to test those limits.
"The energies around you," Strange continued, circling Lucifer like a hawk. "They're... wrong. Fractured. As if you've been ripped from one tapestry and crudely stitched into another."
"My, aren't we poetic," Lucifer drawled. But inwardly, he was reassessing the good doctor. Strange wasn't just powerful; he was perceptive. Dangerously so. "But since we're being so candid, yes. I'm not exactly a local. Bit of an interdimensional traveler, you could say. Though 'traveler' implies a degree of willingness I certainly didn't possess."
Strange's cloak fluttered, as if reacting to his thoughts. "You were brought here against your will," he stated. It wasn't a question. "By a force powerful enough to breach dimensional walls. This... complicates things."
"Story of my existence, Doctor," Lucifer sighed. He closed the book, handing it back to a wide-eyed Madame Zora. "Look, cards on the table. I'm not from your cozy little universe of spandex and superpowers. I'm from somewhere a bit more... biblical."
Strange's eyebrows rose. "Biblical? You don't mean..."
"Lucifer Morningstar, at your service," Lucifer gave a mock bow. "Former ruler of Hell, recently demoted to lost-and-found human. And I'd very much like to return to my own universe before I have to start worrying about things like taxes and dental plans."
For a moment, Strange just stared. Then, to Lucifer's surprise, he chuckled. "You know, after everything I've seen - ancient sorcerers, mad titans, my own considerable ego - I suppose the Devil himself isn't that far-fetched."
"I do love a man who can roll with the punches," Lucifer grinned. "So, what say you, Sorcerer Supreme? Care to help a fallen angel find his way home? I promise not to hold any of that 'get thee behind me, Satan' business against you."
Strange considered, his cloak swaying as if in contemplation. "Your presence here, it's an anomaly. A dangerous one. If what you say is true, whatever brought you here could threaten the stability of both our universes."
"Ah, there's the catch," Lucifer nodded. "There's always a catch. Very well, Doctor. You help me unravel this cosmic kerfuffle, and I'll lend my devilish expertise. With your hocus-pocus and my... well, me, we should have this sorted in no time."
Strange extended a hand, his fingers scarred from past battles. "Deal. But I'll be watching you, Morningstar. One step out of line..."
"Yes, yes, fire and brimstone, mystical retribution, I get the gist," Lucifer waved dismissively, shaking Strange's hand. "Now, I don't suppose this hovel has a decent coffee machine? I may be mortal, but I draw the line at starting the day without caffeine."