Chapter 1
"Wow! These pandas are huge! Their figures and appearances are impeccable!"
A middle-aged man with long white hair stared at the women's bathhouse on the mountain, drooling at the sight.
"Yo Xi, Yo Xi, these women are the most beautiful we've seen on this trip!"
"Alas!"
A sigh came from a boy about thirteen, who glanced at the white-haired man with exasperation.
"Jiraiya, can't we do something positive?"
"Like robbing the rich to help the poor? Gathering intelligence? Even helping an old lady cross the street would be better!"
"Old lady? Where is she? Is she good-looking?"
Jiraiya whipped his head around, scanning the area.
Seeing nothing but rocks and trees, he frowned and warned seriously:
"Sun Piercing Steel Plate Ye Fan! Don't joke about this! Next time you lie, I'll punish you!"
Jiraiya turned back to the bathhouse, watching with delight.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, speechless.
"An old lady, not some wife! Jiraiya, you're incorrigible."
Ye Fan had grown up with Jiraiya and had seen it all. Habit is indeed a dangerous thing.
Ye Fan was a renowned author in his previous life, writing about handsome men and beautiful women. He ended up in the Naruto world after an accident.
Being a Hokage fan, he knew everything about the world. Upon arrival, he acquired a system offering two choices:
Gain the complete inheritance of the ninja god Hashirama Senju, including the Asura bloodline.
Seeing this, Ye Fan was ecstatic. Hashirama's power was unparalleled.
But the second choice gave him pause:
Gain the Saiyan Son Goku bloodline, forfeiting all ninjutsu abilities.
The Saiyan bloodline in the Naruto world? A perfect dimensionality reduction strike! Ye Fan knew that even a Super Saiyan First Order would be unbeatable here. Despite the allure of ninjutsu, he chose the Saiyan bloodline.
...
"Ye Fan, let's get closer. It's hard to see from here!"
Jiraiya drooled, intending to move closer.
"Jiraiya, are you sure? We're only seven or eight meters away!"
"I'm finding training spots for you!"
"That's why you drag me along to spy on women?"
Ye Fan pointed to the slap mark on Jiraiya's face, which never seemed to fade.
"Voyeurism for novel writing isn't voyeurism! It's research, it's art!"
Jiraiya pinched Ye Fan's face. "I've raised you, suffered so much for you to train, and you stop me?"
"Jiraiya, I don't need more ninjutsu. The physical techniques you taught me are enough..."
"No, you need ninjutsu!"
Jiraiya wiped his mouth and sneaked closer. Ye Fan heard shouts from the bathhouse.
"Perverted old man! How dare you peek at us!"
"Die, you pervert!"
When Ye Fan saw Jiraiya again, he was beaten beyond recognition.
"Haha, Jiraiya, you look just like a toad now!"
"Ungrateful boy! I was beaten, and you didn't help!"
"It hurts... those ladies are fierce!"
"Help? How? Get beaten too?" Ye Fan laughed.
Jiraiya rolled his eyes. "The Chūnin exam is soon. Go to Konoha, see how you stack up!"
Ye Fan remembered this was Naruto's exam, where the Third Hokage died.
"Scared? Usually, you're all talk!"
"Afraid? Me? Never! I'll take the exam and show you!"
"Good luck. I won't help if you cry!"
"Who needs your help! Let's go!"
"Go? Where?"
"Back to Konoha for the exam!"
"I'm not taking the exam. I have training... no, material to gather!"
...
As it rained, Ye Fan thought of something.
"Jiraiya, come with me. Yuyin Village isn't safe for you."
"Emotional card, huh? Worried about danger?"
"Take care of yourself. Return to Konoha safely!"
Jiraiya's figure disappeared.
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