章 16: Chapter 016

Sarutobi smiled before remembering something. "I forgot to mention something important the night of the 'incident' Naruto." Sarutobi began, catching the blond genin's attention. "Due to the fact that you were able to root out a traitor to Konoha and keep the forbidden scroll safe, I have listed it as your first B rank mission." Naruto's eyes widened in surprise at the new knowledge. "So I want you to come to my office later today so you can receive your mission pay."

"Really?" Naruto asked, at Sarutobi's nod he pumped his fist in the air. "That's awesome! My first B rank mission and I only just started as a genin! I'll be Hokage in no time with this kind of track record!"

Sarutobi just chuckled at the overenthusiastic blond. "I am sure you will Naruto."

"Speaking of Hokage, you might as well give me that hat right now Ojisan. Seeing as how I beat you that night." Naruto said with a grin.

Sarutobi blushed a bit, remembering just 'how' he had been 'beaten'. "I am afraid that did not actually constitute as a fight Naruto-kun," the old Hokage replied smartly. "Therefore I can't actually give you my hat."

"Oh?" Naruto asked with a devious smirk on his face. "So if I were to beat you now, would you? Maybe you need a little reinforcement of just how badly you lost."

Sarutobi paled as he saw the blond putting up a familiar hand sign. "Naruto wait don't-"

"Oiroke No Jutsu!"

A cloud of smoke covered Naruto and when it cleared enough to see, it was no longer Naruto that Sarutobi was looking at.

He was now staring at young blond woman who looked to be about 18 years old. She had long blond hair that was done up in two pig-tails which traveled down to her butt. Her face was heart shaped and lightly tanned and she had a set of sky blue eyes that held an alluring quality to them. She had a small nose and on either side of her nose were three symmetrical 'whisker' marks that seemed to add an 'exotic' quality to her. Her lips were a light, moist pink that contrasted a bit with her skin and gave her a pouty and seductive expression. Her body was what one could only describe as perfection. Luscious looking C borderline D cup breasts that while not as large as his former student Tsunade, were amazingly round and perfect. A narrow waist with a flat toned stomach led into flared hips with a perfectly round and firm butt. Going down even more were a set of mile long legs that seemed to go on forever.

She was also completely naked, with only small bits of smoke covering certain 'key' areas. Yet that only seemed to add to her allure, leaving just enough to cover her with and make you want more.

The Sandaime Hokage took all of four seconds to notice these key features about the woman, when he did it only became a matter of time before he gave the inevitable perverted reaction.

BOOM!

Like last time the old Hokage was thrown back as a geyser of blood flew out of his nose.

"HAHAHAHAHA…! Looks like I got you good Ojisan!" Naruto shouted as he turned back into himself with a puff of smoke and held his stomach while trying not to fall on the floor.

A few seconds later Sarutobi managed to pull himself back up and set himself in his chair, dabbing his nose with a tissue. "That jutsu again, I must admit it's very clever, but very dangerous. I'm going to have to list it as a kinjutsu."

Naruto blinked as he looked over at the old man. "So you're going to make this a forbidden technique?"

Sarutobi nodded, "it seems much too dangerous to be placed in the wrong hands."

The grin that stretched across Naruto's face threatened to split it in half. "That's AWESOME! Ha! I just graduated and I already made a kinjutsu! I'll be Hokage in no time if I keep this up! Who kicks ass! That's right, Naruto kicks ass!"

Sarutobi looked at Naruto with an expression somewhere between amusement and exasperation as the blond did a victory dance. "Naruto," he watched as the blond completely ignored him and continued dancing. "Naruto!" His voice was a little louder, hoping it would catch the blonds attention. When it didn't work he shouted, "NARUTO!"

"What is it Ojisan?" Naruto asked as he stopped his victory dance.

"You need to calm down, you're a shinobi remember?" reminded Sarutobi.

Naruto rubbed the back of his neck as a sheepish grin crossed his face. "Right, sorry."

Sarutobi sighed, "I swear sometimes-"

The old Hokage was interrupted as the door opened and a little kid rushed in with wooden shuriken in his hand.

"Now I've got you old man!" the child yelled, "after I defeat you I'll become Hokage!"

Naruto blinked as he watched the kid run. He was wearing a head cap and a blue scarf that was several feet too long for him. If he keeps running like that he's going to trip.

As if on cue the young boys feet got caught up in his scarf and he tripped, landing flat on his face.

"Owowow!" the boy yelped as he put his hands on his face and rolled back and forth along the floor.

Oh boy, Sarutobi thought as he sighed, if it's not one thing, it's another. The old Hokage pulled his Hokage hat down over his face in embarrassment. Naruto merely stared at the kid, wondering how the hell he could actually be dumb enough to wear a scarf that was so large. At the same time a man wearing dark plane clothes and sunglasses appeared in the door way, panting a bit.