Saul looked sad, like a sad tuba Alaska, but he couldn't argue with that.
Because he understands why he is so fat in the video, all his relatives and friends will die in the future, he must have collapsed, and it will be better to drink alcohol every day.
But here's the problem. After Thanos snapped his fingers, there were definitely not a few people who were as miserable as him.
But those people's body shape is maintained very well, only if they are fattening to become a pig, they are very sad, and they can't find any excuses.
In the video, the future Sol looks very happy about the arrival of Bruce and Rocket Raccoon, holding a bottle of wine and hugging them both happily.
"My brothers, it's a pleasure to meet you, it's been five years!
Saul staggered, grabbed the fluffy head of Rocket Raccoon, and gave it several times on his big belly, seeing that many of his fans in the heavens and the world felt sour in their hearts.
"All of Sol's relatives are gone, and I'm so distressed by drinking alcohol every day!
While many other parties did not stand, they just looked at the audience who took stock of the video from the perspective of watching the show. At this time, they were either analyzing it seriously or complaining about the scene.
"The invincible Thor, the son of Odin, turned into a fat mansion. It's really impermanent..
"As strange as it may be to say this now, I finally have a body like Thor!"
"Saul seems very happy now and brings us joy, but I think he is actually suffering every minute and every second."
"What can I say, I have always had the figure of Sol now, am I envious?"
Audiences from countless worlds were discussing at a high pace. In the picture, Sol swayed step by step, and his footsteps were sluggish. He looked a little weaker than Sol when the Avengers was just formed.
He looked at Bruce and Rocket Raccoon in front of him and asked subconsciously:
"What would you like to drink? I have everything here, beer, tequila, brandy, vodka.
As he spoke, he turned around and tapped the beer bottle on the edge of the storm axe, and the bottle cap collapsed.
Many people who watched the major dimensions on the spot were stunned at the time, and then the complaints in the chat group suddenly boiled.
"No, this kind of artifact is used by you as a bottle opener?"
"Storm Axe bottle opener, you deserve it!!"
"Thanos could never have imagined that when he was young and easily cut off his own head, it would stand by the wall five years later as a corkscrew!"
"This picture is too shocking. It is difficult for people of my generation to describe it in words, and I can only say a bullshit!"
"Why do you all say such things, am I the only one who thinks Sol is cute?"
In fact, it is indeed the same as what they complained about. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, in the Temple, the Obsidian Five and Thanos are almost stupid at this time.
"This... Lord Thanos swept the universe, and would die in the hands of such a person, I can't accept it... Ebony throat is very painful.
And Thanos himself also felt that he had suffered 10,000 real injuries, and the cosmic family planning book rewarded by the inventory video fell to the ground.
"I will be hacked to death by such a person in the future??
In the video, Bruce looked at Sol with a worried look, "Brother, are you okay?"
Sol didn't turn around for a while, and said strangely: "Why do you ask that, don't I look good?"
Rocket raccoon raised his eyebrows, "You look like a puddle of melted ice cream, or the kind that tastes like beer!"
Hearing this, Saul laughed himself, and many audiences in the world also laughed, and Bruce then said:
"Saul, we need your help and we have a chance to fix this.
"What? Cable TV you mean? It's been driving me crazy for two weeks." Sol asked.
"No, I'm talking about Thanos.
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The moment he heard his name, the temperature in the whole room dropped by one point, the smile on Sol's face disappeared, and his eyes became painful.
"Don't mention this name in front of me."
Bruce said helplessly: "Saul, I can understand you, you don't need to be troubled by what he did."
"What troubles me, I killed that titan maniac with my own hands, have you forgotten?"
Thor looked up at Bruce, "Who else can kill him?"
"I don't think so."
After speaking, he turned his head and gestured to the Kronan stone warriors beside him, and said:
"Koreng, please remind my brother who cut off Thanos' head."
"Eh. Storm Axe?"
"Who is that wielding the Stormwind Axe?"
The bitter wine hurts in his throat, Sol drank the beer cooingly, and fragments of the past scenes appeared in his eyes again, and he couldn't help but feel pain, but he tried his best not to let the tears flow.
"Bro, we need you," Bruce whispered, "do you know who helped me out of my pain?"
"It's you, you brought me to Asgard, so that I finally no longer think Hulk is a disease in my heart."
"Stop struggling, we have the power to rewrite it all.
Stark, he invented the thing that travels through the timeline. "
Rocket Raccoon nodded, "Also, there's beer on board.
After a short period of suffering, Sol still softened, "What brand?"
Seeing this scene, many Sol fans in the worlds of the heavens immediately began to make such remarks in the chat group:
"Don't think my Thor agreed to the Hulk and the raccoon because of the beer,
He used to be the happiest prince in the Nine Realms, but everyone left him, he promised them for hope, in order to save all this!"
"Yes, even if Saul is so fat, I still love him!"
"Don't forget, he is a god. As long as he wants to lose weight, he can definitely lose weight at any time!"
"Don't talk about losing weight, if he wants to quit drinking, he will quit!
The chat group was swiped by such a speech,
However, the next scene made all the girls who said such words unable to hang their expressions, and also made many audiences laugh out loud.
In the video, the picture came to the base of the Avengers, cheerful music sounded, and the camera focused on Sol's belly.
Click!
The crisp sound of the canned beer being opened spread throughout the heavens and the world. Sol, wearing sunglasses, listened to music, hummed and drank wine, followed behind Stark to the quantum teleportation device.
"Okay, okay, girls, you know that your Thor is cute, don't swipe the screen, the chat group is for scolding between gentlemen!"
A male audience said this in the chat group, which immediately caused many people to laugh,
And many girls who have just said that kind of thing are really embarrassed to answer, so they have to close the interface of the chat group, hoping that Sol will lose weight in the future videos.
Marvel Cinematic Universe, in space, Quill looks at Gamora proudly,
"This time, the male god of Asgard has no muscles."
As he spoke, he tightened his arms and pointed to the faintly emerging blood vessels on his forearm and said,
"Look at the blue veins, Saul doesn't have my body right now!
"vomit!
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In the video, on the transmission platform of the quantum device, Clint the Hawkeye has already put on a special battle uniform.
Along with Bruce's countdown, his figure suddenly disappeared from the teleportation platform, and then he passed through the prince's space and came to his parallel universe home.
Seeing this scene, all Thanos fans sank in their hearts.
"You're really ready to play Lai to the end, aren't you? I don't believe you can succeed!!"
"Strange's 1 in 10,000,000 chance of winning has already let you miss out, are you still struggling for nothing??"
"Those who can't afford to lose, no matter how much they play, they can never win. If Thanos can win you once, he can win you a second time!"
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guyette Bishop breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Clint's successful crossing.
In 2012, the Chitauri came to Earth from a space wormhole, and Clint rescued her.
Since then, she has become Clint's little fan girl,
Now that she saw her hero trying to save the world again, she was very excited (bici), and immediately blessed: "I must bring everyone back!
In the video, Clint quickly returned to the teleportation platform with a baseball glove placed in his garage, looked at everyone and said:
"We made it!"
The picture changed, and in the conference room of the base, Steve said:
"Since the method of crossing different timelines in parallel worlds has been successful, the next thing to determine is the time and place."
We "almost every one of us has lifted one or two infinity rough at one time or another."
Ant-Man Scott's eyes are dazed: "I have never touched the infinity rough, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Bruce explained: "We only have enough Pym particles to make one round trip for everyone, but these rough rocks have been around at many points in our history.
"Therefore, we have to choose the best place to bring the rough stone back most directly and effectively.
The camera turned, and after a long meeting, the last four locations where the six rough stones were obtained were finally determined.
They are New York, Asgard, Morag, Wall.
Seeing that it was Natasha and Clint who went to Vormir to fetch the original soul stone, the hearts of the heroes in the Avengers base suddenly sank.
The friendship between the two is well known, and if the two of them go to get the soul stone, the price they have to pay is too great!
"After the soul stone needs to sacrifice the soul, doesn't this mean that one of you must die." Steve said with an ugly expression.
But Clint and Natasha looked very openly, and Clint even joked when he looked at Natasha:
"Wow, it seems that the time to test our ability has come. You won't say anything, just knock me out, and then throw me off the cliff, right?"
With a smile in Natasha's eyes, "I hope you won't push me directly off the cliff then.
In the Temple, Thanos who saw this scene smiled.
"If you want to get the gem, you must endure this kind of pain. I hope you will not kill each other by then, people of the earth."
In the video, the passionate music dedicated to the Avengers sounded, the heroes stepped onto the teleportation platform with resolute eyes, and Steve looked at everyone and said:
"Five years ago we all fell apart, lost friends and family,
But today, we have a chance to take it back.
Be careful and take care of each other, and we will be victorious. "
Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and Natasha looked at Steve and said, "See you in a minute, everyone."
At this moment, the footage of the inventory video gave Natasha a close-up,
The countless fans of the reunion in the heavens and the world were suddenly stunned, and then they seemed to think of something, and they had a bad feeling in their hearts.
Inventory "After watching the video for so long, this scene can't be meaningless."
"No no no, why do you want to write up Natasha at this time??"
"One of her and Clint must die, and the camera was given to Natasha, don't you think...
People speculated, meanwhile, that the footage in the video came to New York.
As soon as Steve and the others landed, they saw the Hulk in 2012 hammering the Chitauri,
Bruce Banner held his forehead awkwardly, and Steve asked with a smile:
"Would you like to smash something too?"
Bruce made a symbolic cry twice, and then the picture came to the rooftop of the Supreme Temple in New York.
A bald woman in a mage's robe pinched the seal in her hand, and every time she waved it, the body of the Qitarui who flew in the sky was chopped to pieces.
As Bruce fell to the roof of the temple, Gu Yi's warm voice sounded slowly:
"You have to be careful going over there, the floor has just been waxed.
Bruce looked at Gu Yi with a smile on his face, thinking that this was probably one of Strange's fellow mages.
"Hello, I'm here to see Dr. Strange.
Gu Yi looked at Bruce, his eyes were very deep, as if looking through the past, the present and the future, he directly said something that shocked the world:
"You probably arrived five years early, and Strange was still a few blocks away for the operation."
Hearing this sentence, everyone was stunned and felt an unfathomable power.
"Who is this woman? How can you give me a feeling of being stronger than Strange??"
"Seeing through where Bruce came from in an instant is amazing!!"
"The hairstyle of the strong is like the first time I saw Saitama.
It's over", she is bald, and Bruce is probably going to return home.
"As soon as I saw her haircut, I knew Bruce was out.
In the video, Gu Yi stared at Bruce and asked, "Why are you looking for him so early?"
"Actually, it's for this."
Bruce pointed to the Eye of Agamotto hanging in front of Gu Yi.
Gu suddenly smiled clearly, "This, I may not be able to give it to you."
Bruce shook his head, "I'm sorry, Mage, but I didn't plan to discuss it either.
As he said that, he stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pull off the Eye of Agamotto.
However, at the next moment, everyone in the world saw a scene that shocked them extremely!!
Just when Bruce's fingers were about to touch Gu Yi, she suddenly leaned forward and patted it lightly.
boom!!
This class seems to be powerless, but the deafening voice of the job resounded through the heavens and the world in an instant, and the time and space seemed to be distorted for an instant.
In the dull eyes of countless audiences, a phantom flew out from behind Bruce and floated in the air, it was his soul!
A primordial spirit out of the body, kill the Hulk in seconds!!
In the Avengers base, the eyes of all the heroes were about to pop out, and Gu Yi said with a smile:
"Let's start at the beginning, shall we?"