"Hey! He is indeed my son. Look, he jumped out."
Chen Gang shook the water from his face.
He looked up suddenly.
Eyes widened.
"Fuck!"
The creature standing in front of Chen Gang looked incredible.
"Born, born to know! My son has the qualities of a great emperor!"
Chen Gang: "..."
Let's just say, we can accept the reincarnation of not a human, but an elf or a monster, but what the hell is going on now that we've reincarnated into an old cow? ? ?
The creature in front of Chen Gang was an old buffalo with all four hooves on the ground!
Chen Gang was wondering if it was time to strangle him with the umbilical cord.
The old buffalo in front of him stretched out his big mouth.
He immediately licked Chen Gang clean.
Chen Gang: "..."
Chen Gang touched his head in disbelief.
Okay, okay, no horns.
The old buffalo smiled kindly when he saw Chen Gang's actions.
"My dear son, you are still a calf, how can you grow horns?"
"?"
Chen Gang looked down.
He is also on all fours! !
Chen Gang collapsed.
In a daze, many animal doctors around me skillfully cut the umbilical cord.
Then dry yourself off.
...…
One month later.
Chen Gang finally accepted the fact that he was a cow.
Well, it's not that accurate.
Chen Gang's cheap father is a buffalo, and his cheap mother is a white-flowered horse.
So... I should be a genuine cow and horse?
"Arjun, why are you sitting on the ground again? I told you that you are a cow, so you have to lie down! Aren't you afraid of stones getting into your butt?"
Chen Gang tilted his head.
Watching a beetle about 20 centimeters tall, pushing a ball of dung backwards and getting closer.
Uncle Beetle... are you going out for a picnic today? "
The dung beetle who was pushing the dung ball was unhappy.
He stood up.
"What dung beetle? I don't have a name? No one big or small."
Chen Gang: "...Uncle Shi Qiang."
"Call me Uncle Qiang!"
"Uncle Qiang..."
Uncle Qiang placed the dung ball by the river.
Then he took out the knife and fork from his waist and started to eat happily.
He picked up a large piece with a fork and handed it to Chen Gang.
"Would you like some?"
Chen Gang quickly shook his head.
"No need, I don't eat shit."
"Clang!"
Uncle Qiang struck each other with the knife and fork in his hands.
"How many times have I told you not to mention that word when I'm eating? It's not hygienic!"
Chen Gang: "..."
What a sin!
In this world, there are no humans.
Only orangutan monkeys resemble humans.
Fortunately, everything has animism.
The mouth can speak and the heart can think.
Not too bad.
Moreover, there is a magical activity here, drinking dew!
Every night, all creatures can take out their vessels and kneel down devoutly.
Immortal dew will appear in the vessel.
Drinking dew for a year will make you strong and healthy, and you will walk like the wind.
After drinking dew for ten years, he became so powerful that he could create mountains with broken stones.
It drinks dew for a hundred years, flies into the sky and escapes from the earth. It is a fairy beast.
In other words, if you live here for hundreds of years, you will kowtow every day to seek immortal dew.
It can probably raise the level to about one hundred levels.
Listen to the old buffalo.
There is a tortoise that has been around for thousands of years. It has been drinking dew for thousands of years. It can turn rivers and oceans upside down. Every breath it takes is like a ninth-grade strong wind.
And Chen Gang's cheap father has been a master of drinking dew for three hundred years.
He is the overlord within a hundred miles.
To put it simply, the area of a hundred miles nearby is under the control of Chen Gang, his cheap father.
Very good, starting with the second generation.
"Arjun, I heard that your father is holding a full moon party for you, why don't you go back?"
Chen Gang shook his head.
"No, he said he would order a doll wife for me when I am one month old."
Shi Qiang's chewing mouth suddenly stopped.
"Really? Isn't that great? Just go and be happy with this wonderful thing!"
Chen Gang pulled his bullish face and said, "Oh, you don't understand me at all."
Shi Qiang nodded.
"Ajun, I know that you are born with the knowledge that other children have to drink dew for several years before they can develop spiritual wisdom, but you are an exception. You are mature, which is good, but you are too mature. If a cow matures at an age he shouldn't, then he will bear all the misfortunes at this age. Uncle Qiang doesn't know how to persuade you, but Uncle Qiang wants to tell you that your father and mother love you very much, and you don't have to. Stay away from them deliberately."
Chen Gang nodded slowly.
"Well, I understand, Uncle Qiang, then, I'll go back now."
Chen Gang fluttered and stood up.
"By the way, Uncle Qiang."
"Um?"
"Help me buckle this stone. My dick is stuck and I can't reach it."
Shi Qiang: "..."
...…
"Mou!"
"Mou!"
"Mo Mou!!"
As soon as he entered his cheap father's outdoor open-air wilderness, various cow noises could be heard.
A cowshed with several cows tied up.
While eating grass, he barked at Chen Gang.
Chen Gang nodded in response.
"Okay, okay, I understand. Brother Fifteen and Brother Sixteen, I will add fodder to you two in a minute."
This was born from an old buffalo a few years ago. But the two of them didn't have the wisdom yet, so they had to tie them up and keep them first. Otherwise, if you run out of this range, you will easily be bitten to death by other animals.
Chen Gang continued to move forward.
Home with quite a few buildings.
It was built by Cheap Dad who hired a monkey construction team at a high price.
Although it is not exquisite, at least it is not easy to collapse.
Walk to a clearing.
There are already many animals gathered here.
A flowing water tank serves as drinking water for everyone.
As for the food, because there were so many animals, the preparations were also very complicated.
But most of them are fresh grass and fruits.
"Hey, look, who is here? My precious son!"
The old buffalo was bragging to other animals about how smart his son was when he saw Chen Gang coming from a distance.
He hurriedly jogged two steps and came to Chen Gang's side.
"Son, you are here, hurry up, I have already betrothed you to a family of the bison in our territory. They will stay in our territory this year. If we can't take care of it, they may move away next year."
Chen Gang has a very long face.
"Dad, I think so. I'm so young, so I can't be too anxious about finding a partner."
The old buffalo kicked the ground hard with its hooves.
"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Our family has finally found a genius like you. How can we not pass on your bloodline? The survival of the fittest is the law of nature!"
Chen Gang: "..."
"Then, it's all up to you."
Chen Gang didn't bother to defend himself.
My body is not very efficient at absorbing life energy. It has been a month and I have barely reached level 400.
Chen Gang missed his body a little bit.
No wonder it is said that humans are the race with the most potential in the void.
He's really not picky.
When Chen Gang absorbed life energy, he absorbed it until he was full. No bottlenecks are felt at all.
Now reincarnated into the body of this cow. If you absorb too much, you will feel queasy, and all four stomachs will feel queasy.
ε=(′ο`*))) Alas.
Chen Gang silently followed the old buffalo to meet his future fiancée.
The old buffalo led Chen Gang, who always boasted a few words to everyone he met. This was his son who was born with wisdom. The tail swung wildly.