章 330: Chapter 331 Build a snowman with Griseo ~~
After the joke, Sister Rita put the biscuits on the table, then picked up the wine bottle and helped Su Mu refill the wine.
What she did throughout the process was smooth and fluid, and there was an indescribable grace and proficiency in every move.
As if she had gone through countless tempers, even if she was not wearing this maid uniform, just standing there would make people feel that she was a maid.
" Wow ... Rita is so elegant, she feels just like Eden. "
Elysia blinked her eyes and said with some envy.
She also wanted to be as elegant as Eden and the others, but she just couldn't learn it.
" Haha, Miss Elysia is being too modest. Rita is just doing her job. "
Sister Rita folded her hands on her lower abdomen and bowed slightly gracefully, responding to Elysia's compliment.
" Although Rita and Eden are both elegant, their elegance is not in the same category. "
Su Mu gave his own evaluation.
" How to say? "
Hearing this, Elysia immediately cast a curious look, and Eden also showed an interested expression, indicating that he was all ears.
" Eden's elegance is elegance in her bones. It is the result of everything she has experienced. It is a natural temperament. At her level, elegance is no longer used to describe her, but every move she makes is a symbol. With elegance and nobility. "
" In Rita's words, she keeps elegance in mind and maintains her etiquette and posture at all times. At her level, maintaining elegance at all times has become her instinct. "
Su Mu talked eloquently, and he was very good at criticizing anyway.
He originally said it casually, but he didn't expect Elysia and the others to listen with interest, nodding their heads in agreement from time to time.
No, I'm just talking nonsense, why did you really listen to me?
How can I, a common man, understand the elegance of a hammer?
" Wow! What you said is so good, Su Mu! By the way, have you always been so concerned about Eden and Rita? "
Elysia clapped her hands in admiration.
" Haha, I like your evaluation very much, my friend. "
Eden smiled with satisfaction, and then raised his glass to Su Mu.
" Master Su Mu really knows Rita very well. "
Sister Rita looked at Su Mu with interest.
" Uh ... if I say now that I just said it casually, would you believe it? "
" Haha, Mr. Su Mu really knows how to joke. "
" ….."
After another chat, Elysia noticed that Rita was still standing next to Su Mu. She immediately slapped her head and apologized quickly,
" I'm sorry, Rita, I forgot that you are still playing the role of a maid. It's enough. I have seen your maid style. Come back and sit back. "
It's no wonder that Elysia would forget, mainly because when Rita showed off her maid style, it was so natural to stand there, and there was no sense that there was anything wrong with her standing there.
That is to say, Elysia wanted to hang out with Rita just now, but then she realized that Rita was not with her.
" It doesn't matter, Rita will be Lord Su Mu's maid all day today. "
Sister Rita said in a natural manner.
" Eh? When did this happen? "
Elysia tilted her head, looking confused.
" Didn't you agree that it was just a temporary show? "
" That's true for the time being, but for a maid, as long as she becomes a maid, Rita will abide by her duties as a maid until off-duty time. This is the reserve of a maid. "
Rita said seriously.
In fact, she just saw how interested Su Mu was in evaluating her, and she couldn't help but want to play with Su Mu again.
" We are all maids, why do we still have off-duty time? You are a bit incompetent as a maid. Logically speaking, shouldn't a maid be supposed to warm the master's bed at night? "
Su Mu couldn't help but complain.
" Of course. As long as Mr. Su Mu is willing, Rita can help you and Mr. Bronya warm the bed at any time. "
The corner of Rita's mouth curled up, revealing a sinister smile.
" Uh ... ahem ... I didn't say anything. "
Su Mu coughed a few times in an attempt to cover up the topic.
What a cruel woman, she actually used Bronya to suppress me!
Sister Rita, it is indeed you!
" Hahaha, it's so rare that I can actually see you, Su Mu, deflated today. "
Elysia, who often suffered at the hands of Su Mu, suddenly laughed with gloating when she saw Su Mu who frequently suffered at the hands of Rita today.
Su Mu rolled his eyes angrily.
No, what are you proud of as the weakest glass cannon?
Do you feel that with Sister Rita here, you have found a support?
Just wait, there will always be a time when she is not around! See what I do to you then!
Su Mu rolled his eyes, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.
" Rita, do you have a cigarette? "
" Su Mu, when did you start smoking? Why didn't I know? "
Elysia was stunned when she suddenly heard Su Mu asking Rita for a cigarette. She had known Su Mu for so long and had never seen him smoke.
Su Mu didn't bother to pay attention to Licia, and looked straight at Rita.
Aren't you the universal maid? Doesn't it satisfy the owner's needs?
Then if you don't meet my needs, wouldn't it be a dereliction of duty on your part as a maid?
Then watch how hard I laugh at you!
" Yes, Mr. Su Mu, which brand of cigarettes do you like? "
With a smile on her face, Rita turned around again, and then fidgeted for a while. When she turned around again, she already had several packs of unopened cigarettes in her hand.
Su Mu: " ….."
No, can you really get it? And you can still choose?
" Then I want another bottle of Coke. "
" Here, Lord Su Mu. "
" Huh?! ..... Then, I want to make spicy strips! Weilong's! "
" No problem, Master Su Mu, please use it. "
" I'm going ... I suddenly want to work out. Can I get some dumbbells ? If you can still come up with these, I think you are awesome. "
" Haha .... An excellent maid will never disappoint her master. "
Looking at a dumbbell that Sister Rita took out from nowhere, Su Mu fell silent, Elysia fell silent, and so did Eden.
When people are too shocked, they will stop thinking.
" Rita ... are you really not Doraemon ? "
Elysia swallowed and looked at Rita as if she were looking at a blue doraemon.
" This is just the basic skills of a maid. "
Rita waved her hand modestly.
There is no such maid!
Su Mu suddenly had the urge to strip Rita naked.
For no other reason than that, he just wanted to see how Sister Rita could hide the next dumbbell on her body.
Also, why can she really take out a dumbbell?
Are you Doraemon or Shenlong?
" Miss Rita is really ... versatile.
Eden couldn't help but pause for a moment, searching for words that could describe Rita in his mind.
" Rita, you are amazing. "
Su Mu gave Rita a thumbs up and gave her the highest honor rating among boys.
After this exposure, everyone was completely convinced of Rita's identity as the maid.
Eden even extended an invitation to Sister Rita and asked her if she would like to move to Golden Courtyard.
However, she was rejected by Sister Rita because she was currently in the middle of a relationship with Durandal. Although the Golden Courtyard also had some attractions for her, it was far from enough to create a two-person world with Durandal.
During this period, Griseo came over once, but Sister Rita had a lolita attack on the spot. After Griseo called her sister, she spurted out nosebleeds, which shocked everyone.
It belongs to yes. It belongs to yes.
In short, Sister Tako's trip to the Golden Courtyard was a bit unexpected, but overall everyone was very happy to get along.
Except Su Mu.
Because after Sister Rita left in the evening, Bronya came back, and Elysia secretly reported to her.
Then Su Mu was squeezed by the jealous Bronya all night ...
Elysia, I love you!
——————
" Ah Mu, come and see, it's snowing. "
In the early morning, Bronya came out of the bathroom and opened the curtains. She looked at the silvery snow outside the window and couldn't help but let out a sound of surprise.
" Isn't it just snowing? What's there to see? You're a Siberian, how can you still see it? "
Su Mu yawned and got up from the bed. He glanced at the snowy scene outside the window and felt nothing. It was not as beautiful as the snow-white body of his Bronya.
" That's different. After all, it rarely snows here in Tianqiong City. It hasn't snowed much before. It snowed so heavily this time. Don't you think it's cool ? "
Bronya gave him an angry look, as if to say that he didn't understand style.
" Uh ... so we're going out to build a snowman? "
Su Mu tilted his head.
" Ah? Of course not. Why do you have such an idea? "
Bronya glanced at him unexpectedly, then returned to the bed and patted the empty space next to him.
" At times like this, of course it's best to have a good night's sleep ~~"
".... Damn it, you woke me up so early in the morning to watch the snow, and then you go back to sleep now? "
Su Mu was speechless.
" Didn't I just come back from using the toilet? I happened to take a look out the window and wanted to share the scenery with you. "
The Bronya stuck out his tongue playfully, opened his arms towards Su Mu, and acted coquettishly,
" Dear ~~ You don't want your dearest wife to stay alone in an empty room, right? "
" If your Chinese teacher hears you using idioms like this, you will probably be furious. "
Su Mu walked back angrily, and as soon as he sat down on the bed, the Bronya wrapped around him like a flexible and beautiful snake, and pressed his face against his belly.
" Siha — but I'm not from China. "
Bronya said confidently while breathing in Su Mu's breath greedily.
" You have the most reasons. "
Su Mu gently pinched Bronya's soft cheeks, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised. Then he hugged Bronya and retreated into the quilt, sleeping comfortably until noon.
I have to say that it is really comfortable to sleep in the cage on a winter morning, especially in snowy weather.
Of course, it would be more comfortable if you could hold someone in your arms and sleep with them ~~
After noon, the two of them slowly got up, washed, and ate.
Then the doorbell rang. Su Mu went over to open the door and saw that the person who came was little Griseo.
" Brother Su Mu, can you come and accompany me to build a snowman? "
Maybe it was because the weather was too cold, but even though Griseo had put on a down jacket and a scarf, her face was still as red as a ripe cherry, making people want to take a bite.
" sure. "
Faced with little Gratitude's invitation, Su Mu naturally would not refuse.
Who can refuse the request of the world's most adorable loli?
So Su Mu called the Bronya who wanted to stay at home, took her with a shovel and bucket, and took her out to build a snowman with Griseo.
After all, when it comes to the ability to build a snowman, Bronya, who grew up in Siberia, is second to none.
The group of people soon arrived at the central garden. It snowed heavily last night. In just one night, a thick layer of snow piled up on the ground. Even now, there is still fluffy snow flying in the air.
One thing to say, it is quite novel to see that the familiar Golden Courtyard is now wrapped in a silver coat.
After Su Mu and others looked at the scenery for a while, they started preparing to build a snowman.
Building a snowman requires some skills, but Su Mu didn't understand this either, so he took the shovel and bucket and shoveled some snow from other places, and then asked Bronya to take Gray Build a snowman.
In a short time, Bronya and Griseo built a half-meter-high snowman.
" This snowman ... could it be me? "
Looking at the snowman built by Bronya and Griseo, Su Mu felt more and more familiar as he looked at it, and couldn't help but ask.
" Well! Brother Su Mu is so smart. "
Griseo's red face suddenly showed a smile.
" Gratio is so well stacked ~~"
Su Mu smiled and stretched out his hand to rub Graxiu's little head.
" Amu, this snowman also deserves half of my credit, do you only praise Gratienne? "
Bronya crossed his arms and said in a faint tone.
" No, why are you, an adult, jealous of Griseo? "
Su Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He could only stretch out his other hand and rub the head of his big baby.
To be honest, seeing Bronya like this now, he had the right to suspect that if Bronya gave birth to a daughter in the future, she might even be jealous of her own daughter ...
However, this can be regarded as the cuteness of Bronya ~~
After being praised and patted on the head by Su Mu, Griseo was obviously more enthusiastic. Full of motivation, she and Bronya built two more snowmen.
This time the snowman they built was themselves.
One is on the left side of Su Mu Snowman, and the other is on the right side.
At first glance, there is an inexplicable harmony.
" Why did you build the snowman ... to make us look like a family of three? "
Su Mu couldn't help laughing while taking out his mobile phone to take pictures,
" If Brother Hen and Sister Blanca see it, they will definitely scold me for abducting their precious daughter ~~"
With that said, Su Mu uploaded the photo he just took to Moments and attached a note: A happy family of three.
He also specially looked at Hen and Blanca.
章 331: Chapter 332 Golden Courtyard’s first snowball fight competition
" It's not a family of three. Griseo is brother Su Mu's bride. "
Griseo hugged Su Mu's arm and said seriously with a small face.
" Well ...."
The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched, and he felt a little hurt when he looked at the Bronya next to him who looked like he was about to get himself into trouble.
How come Griseo still remembers the joke he casually said before?
Wait ... By the way, Gratitude seems to have turned fourteen this year, right?
Legally speaking, a fourteen-year-old girl can already be called a woman ... No, no, the more I think about it, the more biased I get.
It's not really the season of the white album!
" Well, Griseo, my brother and I are already lovers with Sister Bronya, and they will get married in the future, so Griseo cannot be my brother's bride. "
" oh ....."
Griseo nodded in understanding.
Just when Su Mu had already understood it and was relieved, he heard Griseo say again,
" I understand, since Sister Bronya is Brother Su Mu's bride, then Gratitude will be Brother Su Mu's little wife. "
" Pfft—— ! "
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Su Mu's mood at this time was shocked.
He never dreamed that he would hear this from Griseo's mouth.
If Ranghen, Blanca, Mobius and the others heard this ... would they still be alive to see the sun tomorrow?
" Amu, it seems you have to go to the police station. "
Bronya took out her mobile phone expressionlessly.
" Wait a minute! Bronya, please listen to my explanation, this is not what I taught Griseo! "
" 👮You keep talking, 👮I'll keep listening. "
" Griseo, where did you learn this? "
" On TV. "
" Well ....."
After Su Mu talked hard for a while, he finally made Griseo give up the idea of being his little wife, and he repeatedly emphasized to Griseo that he must not tell others what he just said, otherwise he would really die.
Well, physically.
" Okay, you three secretly came to build a snowman, and you didn't ask me to come and play with you! "
At this moment, Elysia's voice suddenly came from the side, and then Su Mu saw this pink fairy lady jumping across the path.
" Ellie, you don't have a fever, do you? It's so cold today, and you only wore so little, not even a scarf. Aren't you afraid of catching a cold? "
Seeing that Elysia was only wearing a little more clothes than usual today, Su Mu couldn't help but click his tongue. This really meant that she was more elegant than warm in a literal sense.
You must know that they all wear thick clothes and scarves.
" Hehe, it doesn't matter, I'm in good health and don't feel cold, and beautiful girls never catch colds! "
Elysia put her hands on her hips, a confident smile on her pretty face.
" Idiot, just because you haven't caught a cold before, doesn't mean you will never catch a cold in your life. You really think of yourself as the daughter of God, don't you? "
Su Mu complained angrily and flicked the idiot goblin on the forehead with his finger.
You said that if this is really the true world of Honkai Impact III, and you are a Herrscher, don't tell me that you don't have much to wear. Even if you don't wear anything, I won't worry about you catching a cold.
But this is the everyday world!
" Sister Elysia, wear more clothes when the weather is cold, otherwise you will have to take very bitter medicine if you get sick. "
Griseo also said with concern.
" Okay, okay, can't I just listen to you? Speaking of which, I still have to blame Su Mu. If I hadn't seen the picture you posted on Moments, I wouldn't have rushed over here. "
Elysia rubbed her forehead and passed the blame to Su Mu without hesitation.
" Can you blame me for this? Why don't you blame me for the heavy snowfall last night? "
Su Mu rolled his eyes.
" Then wait for me first, I'll be right back. "
After saying that, Elysia ran back quickly.
After a while, when Elysia came back, there were Eden and Aponia beside her.
Both Eden and Aponya were wearing a lot of clothes, with thick scarves around their necks. Although Elysia had added clothes, her neck was still empty. This made Su Mu couldn't help but sigh, feeling that he was really Fuck my mother-in-law.
" Bronya, give Ellie your scarf. "
Su Mu nuzzled at Bronya, who instantly understood what he meant. Without saying a word, he took off the scarf around his neck and handed it to Elysia.
" Sister Ellie, please wear your scarf. "
" Eh? No, Bronya, it really doesn't matter to me. Besides, you gave me the scarf, so don't you have nothing to keep warm? "
Elysia quickly refused.
" No, I still have it. "
Bronya smiled at her , regardless of Elysia's refusal, he directly stuffed the scarf into her arms, and then walked back to Su Mu.
At this time, Su Mu had also taken off his scarf, and then skillfully wrapped it around Bronya's neck.
"... Su Mu, Bronya, you are going too far. Are you going to feed us dog food? "
Elysia's lips twitched. If she had known she would have bothered, she would have put on the scarf.
But at this point, she couldn't say anything else. After all, Su Mu and Bronya's kindness was shown to her face. If she refused again, she would really not regard others as friends.
" However, I still want to thank you for caring so much about me. Su Mu, Bronya, I like you the most ~~"
Elysia smiled and hugged them, one in each hand, directly hugging Su Mu and Bronya together.
Hug left and right.jpg .
Then everyone built a snowman together.
Su Mu was still responsible for shoveling the snow, while the girls came to build snowmen. Because there were too many girls, Su Mu was still a little busy. Fortunately, Brother Kalpas happened to be passing by, and he was immediately captured and made into a strong man.
Soon, the girls built several more snowmen.
But compared to what Bronya and Griseo had piled together at the beginning, it was less than satisfactory.
On the other hand, Griseo built a snowman of Brother Kalpas, stuck a branch on Brother Kalpas's head, and showed a furious look, which almost made Su Mu laugh to death.
If it weren't for Kalpas's murderous look, Su Mu would have laughed out loud.
However, no matter how angry Kalpas was, he couldn't vent his anger to Griseo, so this time he suffered a rare loss.
The world with only Brother Kalpas injured is complete ~~
Then Kevin and Mei, as well as Sakura and Pardofelis, also came. Everyone gathered together and chatted while admiring the snow scene, which was quite interesting.
But when there are more people, it's a little hard to build a snowman.
After all, there is only so much snow around.
So Su Mu had an idea and came up with a game that would allow everyone to participate together.
" How about ... let's have a snowball fight? "
" Snowball fight? Okay! I want to participate! "
Elysia's eyes lit up and she quickly signed up to participate.
" Hmph, boring. "
Kalpas snorted coldly and said he was bored, but his body stayed honest and did not leave.
After all, Brother Kalpas also likes lively environments.
" Sounds interesting, count me in. "
Sakura also joined in.
Afterwards, no one else had any objections. Even Mei and Aponya, who were not good at sports, expressed their willingness to join in the fun.
After all, it is rare for Tianqiong City to see such heavy snow. If I miss this opportunity, I don't know how long it will take to have a snowball fight together in the future.
And the snowball fight is actually not important. What is important is the atmosphere of everyone getting together to play.
Just like when you were a child, you were happy playing games with your friends, but when you grow up and play the games that made you excited in the first place, you feel very bored.
It's not that the game has become boring, it's that you don't have friends with whom you can have fun playing the game.
" Ah ha ha ha ha!!! Wherever there is a competition, there is me! "
Suddenly, accompanied by a burst of wild laughter, Vill-Vi appeared on the roof without knowing when, opening her arms like the protagonist on the stage, announcing her appearance to the whole world.
" Clang, clang, clang— ! The greatest magician of this century makes his debut! "
" Sister Weiwei, why are you standing up there? Be careful not to fall, come down quickly! "
Pardofelis shouted nervously.
" Hmph ~~ If I don't stand here, how can I become the brightest star in the crowd? "
Vill-Vi said proudly.
After saying that, she jumped directly from the two-story building.
Before anyone could react, a strong wave of air suddenly erupted from her feet, giving her a buffer and allowing her to land smoothly.
Vill-Vi also deliberately posed like a superhero landing on the ground.
" Wow, Sister Weiwei is so amazing. "
Griseo couldn't help but clapped her little hands.
" Hmm ~~ It seems that this little audience really likes my performance this time. "
Vill-Vi stood up and said with a smile.
" Are you an idiot?! Are you doing this to teach bad children? "
Kalpas glared at Vill-Vi fiercely, and then said to Gray Xiu in a stern tone,
" Hey, kid, don't do what she does, do you understand? "
" Well, I know, thank you Uncle Kalpas. "
Griseo nodded politely to Kalpas.
" Call me Kalpas. "
" Okay, Uncle Kalpas. "
" ..."
" Hey, Vill-Vi, you're wearing just this much in such a cold weather? How come you're more awesome than Elysia? "
Seeing that Vill-Vi was wearing the same outfit as before, with even a touch of white clothing showing on her chest, Su Mu suddenly felt a toothache.
If he wasn't so sure that the snow was still flying now, Su Mu would have doubted whether it was still summer!
No, you two are really not afraid of the cold, are you?
" Haha, don't worry, my dear friend, I'm equipped with a heating device. Even though I'm not wearing enough clothes, I'm not cold at all. If you don't believe me, just touch it and see. "
Weiwei instantly switched to the conductor personality, smiled, took Su Mu's hand, and pressed it on her chest ... three inches above her mouth, which was her shoulder.
" Eh? Is it true? "
Feeling the heat coming from his palm, Su Mu was a little surprised.
This is how technology changes life!
I have to say that there is something really good about Wei Wei's invention. Just standing next to Wei Wei, Su Mu can feel a warmth, as if he is standing next to a small stove.
" It's just a small invention. My dear friend, if you want, give me some clothes for you to wear, and I will give you a few by then. Solar charging, waterproof and shockproof, can guarantee a 24-hour battery life, charge for five minutes, and enjoy Two hours ~~"
Vill-Vi said generously.
" Then please. "
Su Mu was not polite. With such a good thing, of course he wanted it too.
" Then let's start the snowball fight now? "
Vill-Vi asked enthusiastically, her hands already itching unbearably.
" Wait a little longer. I just called someone in the group, and Mobius said she was coming too. Let's wait for her. "
Elysia said.
" Huh? Mobius wants to come? Are you kidding me? "
Not only Su Mu, but also others showed suspicious expressions when they heard Elysia's words.
Mobius has never been disdainful of such collective ' childish ' activities, thinking that it is a waste of time.
But what happened this time? The sun is coming to the west? Or is Elysia lying about military information? In fact, she tricked Mobius into coming here?
With doubts, Su Mu and others took out their mobile phones and looked at the messages previously sent in the group.
Hmm ... it was actually Mobius who volunteered to come to the snowball fight.
Turtle, is the world going to end? !
While everyone was discussing whether the sun would rise from the west tomorrow or whether the world was about to end, a well-proportioned figure walked over from the path in a leisurely manner.
And when this figure walked in front of everyone, everyone was stunned except Su Mu.
After a while, Elysia looked at the green-haired lady in front of her, swallowed, and said with some hesitation,
" Are you ... Mobius? "
" What? We just haven't seen each other for a few days, so you don't recognize me? Elysia. "
The green-haired sister gently pulled her hair around her ears, and a proud and cheerful smile appeared on her mature face.
This was the look she always wanted to see!
It's a pity that Mobius has not read a novel called Ma Po Cang Qiong, otherwise the level would have been the same as the previous sentence: Thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river.
" Aunt Mobius ... has grown up? "
Griseo stared blankly at Mobius, who was already much taller than her, and couldn't react for a moment.
That's right, the Mobius who appears in front of everyone now is not the petite Snake they are familiar with, but the big Snake who is full of mature charm and has a super good figure!
Su Mu was no stranger to the image of Mobius. When he went to the Mobius laboratory several times before, he had also seen her grow bigger after testing medicine several times.
However, because this enlargement medicine Mobius has never been able to develop permanent changes, it has never been shown in front of others.
But now she appears in front of everyone with a new image. Could it be said that the enlargement potion has made a new breakthrough?
No!
I can't see little snakes or anything like that anymore, I don't want that kind of thing!
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