章 329: Chapter 330 Sister Rita’s rank is too high
" This is actually very simple ..."
Now, Su Mu has faced such questions many times, and has already developed a special set of words to deal with the other party's questions.
After all, he can't say it because in his previous world, you were all wives on my ship, right?
But Sister Rita is obviously not that easy to fool. She can feel that Su Mu's explanation is not very credible, but he does know her very well, which is very strange.
For a moment, Sister Rita became a little curious about Su Mu.
Of course, Sister Rita is not the kind of woman who insists on asking people for details out of curiosity.
At best, this can only be a pastime when she is bored.
After all, no matter what secrets Su Mu had, it was none of her business.
But chatting with Su Mu also made her feel interesting.
Especially since Su Mu could pick up some of her " saucy words " .
Su Mu, on the other hand, is looking forward to the meeting between Elysia and Rita in the Golden Courtyard later, and what kind of sparks the Paradise Lesbians and Schicksal Lesbians will have.
After all, Elysia's lesbianism may just be a lip service, a glass cannon, but Sister Rita really has those thoughts about Durandal ...
[TL/N: I honestly hate this ship, 1stly I like Durandal XD, 2ndly, this ship feels like grooming to me, teenager Rita had been taking care of her since she was 10/12]
So Su Mu was ready to have fun with the meeting between the two of them.
" Miss Rita, there is one thing I need to tell you in advance. I have a friend who likes ... well, a cute and beautiful girl like you, so I might be a little too enthusiastic when I see you later. Please don't care, she just wants to be friends with you. "
When he was about to reach the Golden Courtyard, Eden seemed to remember something and gave Rita a vaccination in advance to prevent her from being frightened by Elysia's enthusiastic attitude.
" Miss Eden, your friend should be Miss Elysia, right? "
Sister Rita smiled slightly,
" Please don't worry, I am also happy to make friends with people like Miss Elysia. "
Of course Sister Rita knows about Elysia.
Whether it's in the game or in reality, she has a certain understanding.
After all, Elysia has almost become MiHoYo's poster girl now, every player who plays HI3 knows Elysia.
Moreover, Sister Rita also knew that Elysia had said more than once during the live broadcast that she liked cute girls, and she happened to do the same.
Maybe they can also exchange experiences or something by then.
" Believe me, Ellie will be the best friend you will ever make in this world. "
' MLM ' as Elysia's single promoter .
Come to Faith Love Gate!
" Eden, what you said means that I am not your best friend? "
Su Mu said in a faint tone, with an expression as if he had been abandoned by a scumbag.
" How could it be? My friend, you, like Ellie, are my most cherished friends. "
Although he knew that Su Mu was playing tricks, Eden still smiled gently.
She likes her friends to joke with her.
" That's pretty much it ~~"
Su Mu nodded with satisfaction.
" The relationship between the two is really good. No wonder Miss Eden, who rarely writes songs for others, became MiHoYo's chief musician. "
Rita said.
" Of course, we in Golden Courtyard have a very good relationship, and we are like a family. "
Su Mu said proudly.
" Including Mr. Kalpas and Miss Mobius? "
Rita covered her mouth slightly, and under her ash-blonde hair, her burgundy eyes flashed with a narrow smile.
" Uh ... it seems like you've been playing in the Paradise of the Past a lot. "
Su Mu scratched his head in embarrassment, and Eden beside him couldn't help laughing.
" Ahem ... Actually, once you get to know them better, you will find that Brother Kalpas and Mobius are both very easy to get along with. At least I have a very good relationship with them. "
" Really? Then I'll stay tuned ~~"
The three of them walked while talking, and soon reached the gate of the Golden Courtyard.
After entering the Golden Courtyard, Rita couldn't help but look at this classic and elegant Golden Courtyard.
Although she had never been here before, she only took a look outside, and this was the first time she walked in.
" It is indeed a holy place that is famous among the outside world. I believe every place here has been carefully designed by Miss Eden, right? "
Rita was full of praise for the environment of Golden Courtyard.
Su Mu could understand her feelings. He remembered that when Bronya brought him to the Golden Courtyard for the first time, he was also shocked by this paradise-like place.
One thing to say, Eden's aesthetics are definitely world-class.
After taking Rita for a walk around the Golden Courtyard, the three of them came to the familiar pavilion in the central garden and sat down.
" Would you like a drink? Miss Rita. "
As if by magic, Eden pulled out an unopened bottle of red wine from under the table.
Because she often comes here to drink, she often places some drinks here so that it is convenient when she wants to drink.
" Then Rita would be disrespectful. "
Rita was not polite either. She was a very perceptive person, so she could tell that Eden was not the kind of person who liked to be polite to others.
" Oh, my dear Eden, why didn't you tell me when you came back? You actually secretly drank here with Su Mu behind my back ~~"
Just when Rita had just finished tasting the wine and wanted to politely talk about her thoughts, a sudden aroma of fragrance came over her, and accompanied by a sweet moan, a girl as beautiful as a fairy suddenly appeared in front of Rita.
Even though she had seen this face many times during live broadcasts, the moment she saw Elysia in real life, Sister Rita couldn't help but be amazed.
You can only see Elysia's outer beauty in the live broadcast, but you can only feel her inner temperament face to face.
Rita had to admit that even from the perspective of a fellow woman, Elysia was the most beautiful girl she had ever seen.
Beauty is actually a very subjective concept, and everyone has a different view of the most beautiful person in their mind.
So every time there is a beauty pageant, the final winner is always controversial.
But this subjective consciousness seems to have lost its effect in front of Elysia.
As long as she appears, everything in this world will be beautiful.
Sister Rita couldn't help but guess in her heart, could this Elysia be God's illegitimate daughter?
Are there really such perfect people in this world?
" Sorry Ellie, I just met a new friend and I'm entertaining her right now. "
Eden smiled and gestured to Rita with his eyes.
In fact, Elysia noticed Rita when she first arrived, and she was quite interested in the overturned ' Herrscher ' from Honkai Impact Three Miles.
No, taking advantage of the opportunity given by Eden, Elysia came directly to Rita and stretched out her hand to her with a smile.
" Hello, my name is Elysia, and I am a beautiful girl who lives up to her name ~~"
" Hello, nice to meet you, Miss Elysia. My name is Rita Rose , but I believe Miss Elysia has known me for a long time, right? "
Sister Rita smiled and shook hands with Elysia.
" Hehe, of course, after all, you are my favorite Valkyrie in Honkai Impact III ~~"
Elysia winked at Rita, showing off her lesbian nature.
Su Mu on the side couldn't help rolling his eyes.
Classic favorite.
Didn't you say last time that your favorite Valkyrie was Mobius?
Last time I said it was from Eden.
The speed at which you change your favorite one is faster than the speed at which a otaku changes his wife every three months!
Scumbag!
" Miss Elysia is indeed as enthusiastic and generous as she is on the live broadcast. "
Sister Rita calmly took her hand out of Elysia's hand.
Although she is a serious lesbian, she does have someone she likes, and she is not a philanthropist like Elysia who likes everyone.
Elysia didn't mind either, and just started chatting with Rita.
It has to be said that Elysia's aura of being loved by everyone is indeed terrifying. In less than a while, she and Rita were like old friends who had known each other for several years, and they were chatting so intimately.
But when she tried to flirt with Sister Rita, Sister Rita calmly blocked her out.
Now I am really wary of Lesbians in Paradise.
" Rita, do you really like being a maid? "
Looking at Rita's maid uniform, Elysia couldn't help but asked curiously.
Just like what Senti from Honkai Impact Sanli complained about, even though Schicksal technology is so advanced, this woman still cleans herself every day.
In the same way, Elysia is also curious. Wouldn't it be awkward for Rita to wear a maid outfit all day long despite her high position in the Schicksal Consortium?
" It's natural, maids are indeed Rita's hobby. "
" Then can you show me how a maid works? I have never seen a maid as a profession in reality. "
Elysia looked at Rita expectantly.
" Of course, but I need a ' master ' . I wonder if Mr. Su Mu can temporarily play this role? "
Rita looked at Su Mu with a smile.
" Huh? What does it have to do with me? "
Su Mu, who was scrolling through his cell phone with nothing to do, was stunned when he heard this.
He was just here to make some fun and have some fun. How could he get involved in this?
" Miss Elysia wants to see the basic skills of a maid, but without a ' master ' , the maid will have no use. "
Rita said with a smile.
" Then you can just ask Ellie or Eden? "
Su Mu said angrily.
" Eh? It feels a bit embarrassing to ask me to be the master or something ... "
Elysia's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she shrank her neck in embarrassment.
Su Mu: " ….."
No, even though I know you are a glass cannon, you fell too fast, right?
Aren't the posts you and Rita posted just now so exciting? Why are you starting to feel shy now that you are her master?
Su Mu turned his attention to Eden again, and Eden shook his head with a smile on his face, showing that he was ready to watch the show.
" Okay, come on then. "
Su Mu sighed helplessly, but he didn't refuse. Anyway, he didn't suffer.
And to be honest, he also wanted to try what it would be like to have a maid.
After all, who among men has never imagined having a caring and well-behaved maid to serve him?
" Master Su Mu, do you need some snacks? "
Rita entered the role in a second, stood up from the chair, then came one step behind Su Mu, lowered her body slightly, and exhaled sweet and warm breath.
" Snacks? Where can I find snacks here? Can you still conjure them up? "
Su Mu asked doubtfully.
" Haha, please rest assured, Master Su Mu, an excellent maid, can satisfy the master's needs at any time. "
Rita smiled slightly, and then saw her turn around. After a little fuss, she turned back with a bag of biscuits.
Su Mu & Elysia & Eden: " ??? " .
No, where did you get these cookies?
I see there's no room in your maid outfit to fit this pack of biscuits, right?
Could it be ...
Su Mu couldn't help but look towards Sister Rita chest.
There was a time when a man caught a cat under the hood, and Sister Rita might have done the same ... Well, it seems not.
Seeing Sister Rita's still plump and firm breasts, Su Mu gave up his guess.
So excluding the above, there is only ...
" Rita. "
" What's wrong, Master Su Mu? "
" Can you lift your skirt so I can see it? "
Rita: " ….."
" Idiot Su Mu, how can you say such things to Rita! This is harassment ! "
Elysia quickly covered Su Mu's mouth, and then made an apologetic expression to Rita,
" I'm sorry, Rita, Su Mu is joking, don't take it seriously. "
" No, I just want to know if the bottom of the maid's skirt is connected to a different dimension. I can get whatever I want. "
Su Mu said.
".... My dear Su Mu, how could you say that the bottom of a girl's skirt is the same as Doraemon 's pockets? "
Elysia was almost amused by Su Mu.
" sure. "
Just when Su Mu and Elysia were arguing, Rita's light words instantly silenced both of them.
" Rita is now Lord Su Mu's maid. If Lord Su Mu wants, Rita can fulfill the ' master's ' wish ~~"
The corners of Sister Rita's mouth curled up slightly, and her hands gently rested on the hem of her skirt, as if as soon as Su Mu opened her mouth, she would lift the hem of her skirt to meet her master's needs.
Su Mu: " ….."
No, Sister Rita, are you serious?
Red bean puree Si Ni Ma San! I shouldn't have said dirty things!
Sure enough, Sister Rita is much better than Elysia, the glass cannon.
"... Su Mu, you are cheating, I want to tell Bronya. "
Elysia suddenly puffed up her pretty cheeks and looked at Su Mu like a scumbag.
".... I'm sorry, please pretend I didn't say anything. "
Under the pressure from Sister Rita and Elysia, Su Mu twitched the corners of his mouth and apologized decisively.
Eden on the side smiled very happily.
This scene is so beautiful.
Sure enough, as long as Su Mu is around, he will never be bored.
章 330: Chapter 331 Build a snowman with Griseo ~~
After the joke, Sister Rita put the biscuits on the table, then picked up the wine bottle and helped Su Mu refill the wine.
What she did throughout the process was smooth and fluid, and there was an indescribable grace and proficiency in every move.
As if she had gone through countless tempers, even if she was not wearing this maid uniform, just standing there would make people feel that she was a maid.
" Wow ... Rita is so elegant, she feels just like Eden. "
Elysia blinked her eyes and said with some envy.
She also wanted to be as elegant as Eden and the others, but she just couldn't learn it.
" Haha, Miss Elysia is being too modest. Rita is just doing her job. "
Sister Rita folded her hands on her lower abdomen and bowed slightly gracefully, responding to Elysia's compliment.
" Although Rita and Eden are both elegant, their elegance is not in the same category. "
Su Mu gave his own evaluation.
" How to say? "
Hearing this, Elysia immediately cast a curious look, and Eden also showed an interested expression, indicating that he was all ears.
" Eden's elegance is elegance in her bones. It is the result of everything she has experienced. It is a natural temperament. At her level, elegance is no longer used to describe her, but every move she makes is a symbol. With elegance and nobility. "
" In Rita's words, she keeps elegance in mind and maintains her etiquette and posture at all times. At her level, maintaining elegance at all times has become her instinct. "
Su Mu talked eloquently, and he was very good at criticizing anyway.
He originally said it casually, but he didn't expect Elysia and the others to listen with interest, nodding their heads in agreement from time to time.
No, I'm just talking nonsense, why did you really listen to me?
How can I, a common man, understand the elegance of a hammer?
" Wow! What you said is so good, Su Mu! By the way, have you always been so concerned about Eden and Rita? "
Elysia clapped her hands in admiration.
" Haha, I like your evaluation very much, my friend. "
Eden smiled with satisfaction, and then raised his glass to Su Mu.
" Master Su Mu really knows Rita very well. "
Sister Rita looked at Su Mu with interest.
" Uh ... if I say now that I just said it casually, would you believe it? "
" Haha, Mr. Su Mu really knows how to joke. "
" ….."
After another chat, Elysia noticed that Rita was still standing next to Su Mu. She immediately slapped her head and apologized quickly,
" I'm sorry, Rita, I forgot that you are still playing the role of a maid. It's enough. I have seen your maid style. Come back and sit back. "
It's no wonder that Elysia would forget, mainly because when Rita showed off her maid style, it was so natural to stand there, and there was no sense that there was anything wrong with her standing there.
That is to say, Elysia wanted to hang out with Rita just now, but then she realized that Rita was not with her.
" It doesn't matter, Rita will be Lord Su Mu's maid all day today. "
Sister Rita said in a natural manner.
" Eh? When did this happen? "
Elysia tilted her head, looking confused.
" Didn't you agree that it was just a temporary show? "
" That's true for the time being, but for a maid, as long as she becomes a maid, Rita will abide by her duties as a maid until off-duty time. This is the reserve of a maid. "
Rita said seriously.
In fact, she just saw how interested Su Mu was in evaluating her, and she couldn't help but want to play with Su Mu again.
" We are all maids, why do we still have off-duty time? You are a bit incompetent as a maid. Logically speaking, shouldn't a maid be supposed to warm the master's bed at night? "
Su Mu couldn't help but complain.
" Of course. As long as Mr. Su Mu is willing, Rita can help you and Mr. Bronya warm the bed at any time. "
The corner of Rita's mouth curled up, revealing a sinister smile.
" Uh ... ahem ... I didn't say anything. "
Su Mu coughed a few times in an attempt to cover up the topic.
What a cruel woman, she actually used Bronya to suppress me!
Sister Rita, it is indeed you!
" Hahaha, it's so rare that I can actually see you, Su Mu, deflated today. "
Elysia, who often suffered at the hands of Su Mu, suddenly laughed with gloating when she saw Su Mu who frequently suffered at the hands of Rita today.
Su Mu rolled his eyes angrily.
No, what are you proud of as the weakest glass cannon?
Do you feel that with Sister Rita here, you have found a support?
Just wait, there will always be a time when she is not around! See what I do to you then!
Su Mu rolled his eyes, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.
" Rita, do you have a cigarette? "
" Su Mu, when did you start smoking? Why didn't I know? "
Elysia was stunned when she suddenly heard Su Mu asking Rita for a cigarette. She had known Su Mu for so long and had never seen him smoke.
Su Mu didn't bother to pay attention to Licia, and looked straight at Rita.
Aren't you the universal maid? Doesn't it satisfy the owner's needs?
Then if you don't meet my needs, wouldn't it be a dereliction of duty on your part as a maid?
Then watch how hard I laugh at you!
" Yes, Mr. Su Mu, which brand of cigarettes do you like? "
With a smile on her face, Rita turned around again, and then fidgeted for a while. When she turned around again, she already had several packs of unopened cigarettes in her hand.
Su Mu: " ….."
No, can you really get it? And you can still choose?
" Then I want another bottle of Coke. "
" Here, Lord Su Mu. "
" Huh?! ..... Then, I want to make spicy strips! Weilong's! "
" No problem, Master Su Mu, please use it. "
" I'm going ... I suddenly want to work out. Can I get some dumbbells ? If you can still come up with these, I think you are awesome. "
" Haha .... An excellent maid will never disappoint her master. "
Looking at a dumbbell that Sister Rita took out from nowhere, Su Mu fell silent, Elysia fell silent, and so did Eden.
When people are too shocked, they will stop thinking.
" Rita ... are you really not Doraemon ? "
Elysia swallowed and looked at Rita as if she were looking at a blue doraemon.
" This is just the basic skills of a maid. "
Rita waved her hand modestly.
There is no such maid!
Su Mu suddenly had the urge to strip Rita naked.
For no other reason than that, he just wanted to see how Sister Rita could hide the next dumbbell on her body.
Also, why can she really take out a dumbbell?
Are you Doraemon or Shenlong?
" Miss Rita is really ... versatile.
Eden couldn't help but pause for a moment, searching for words that could describe Rita in his mind.
" Rita, you are amazing. "
Su Mu gave Rita a thumbs up and gave her the highest honor rating among boys.
After this exposure, everyone was completely convinced of Rita's identity as the maid.
Eden even extended an invitation to Sister Rita and asked her if she would like to move to Golden Courtyard.
However, she was rejected by Sister Rita because she was currently in the middle of a relationship with Durandal. Although the Golden Courtyard also had some attractions for her, it was far from enough to create a two-person world with Durandal.
During this period, Griseo came over once, but Sister Rita had a lolita attack on the spot. After Griseo called her sister, she spurted out nosebleeds, which shocked everyone.
It belongs to yes. It belongs to yes.
In short, Sister Tako's trip to the Golden Courtyard was a bit unexpected, but overall everyone was very happy to get along.
Except Su Mu.
Because after Sister Rita left in the evening, Bronya came back, and Elysia secretly reported to her.
Then Su Mu was squeezed by the jealous Bronya all night ...
Elysia, I love you!
——————
" Ah Mu, come and see, it's snowing. "
In the early morning, Bronya came out of the bathroom and opened the curtains. She looked at the silvery snow outside the window and couldn't help but let out a sound of surprise.
" Isn't it just snowing? What's there to see? You're a Siberian, how can you still see it? "
Su Mu yawned and got up from the bed. He glanced at the snowy scene outside the window and felt nothing. It was not as beautiful as the snow-white body of his Bronya.
" That's different. After all, it rarely snows here in Tianqiong City. It hasn't snowed much before. It snowed so heavily this time. Don't you think it's cool ? "
Bronya gave him an angry look, as if to say that he didn't understand style.
" Uh ... so we're going out to build a snowman? "
Su Mu tilted his head.
" Ah? Of course not. Why do you have such an idea? "
Bronya glanced at him unexpectedly, then returned to the bed and patted the empty space next to him.
" At times like this, of course it's best to have a good night's sleep ~~"
".... Damn it, you woke me up so early in the morning to watch the snow, and then you go back to sleep now? "
Su Mu was speechless.
" Didn't I just come back from using the toilet? I happened to take a look out the window and wanted to share the scenery with you. "
The Bronya stuck out his tongue playfully, opened his arms towards Su Mu, and acted coquettishly,
" Dear ~~ You don't want your dearest wife to stay alone in an empty room, right? "
" If your Chinese teacher hears you using idioms like this, you will probably be furious. "
Su Mu walked back angrily, and as soon as he sat down on the bed, the Bronya wrapped around him like a flexible and beautiful snake, and pressed his face against his belly.
" Siha — but I'm not from China. "
Bronya said confidently while breathing in Su Mu's breath greedily.
" You have the most reasons. "
Su Mu gently pinched Bronya's soft cheeks, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised. Then he hugged Bronya and retreated into the quilt, sleeping comfortably until noon.
I have to say that it is really comfortable to sleep in the cage on a winter morning, especially in snowy weather.
Of course, it would be more comfortable if you could hold someone in your arms and sleep with them ~~
After noon, the two of them slowly got up, washed, and ate.
Then the doorbell rang. Su Mu went over to open the door and saw that the person who came was little Griseo.
" Brother Su Mu, can you come and accompany me to build a snowman? "
Maybe it was because the weather was too cold, but even though Griseo had put on a down jacket and a scarf, her face was still as red as a ripe cherry, making people want to take a bite.
" sure. "
Faced with little Gratitude's invitation, Su Mu naturally would not refuse.
Who can refuse the request of the world's most adorable loli?
So Su Mu called the Bronya who wanted to stay at home, took her with a shovel and bucket, and took her out to build a snowman with Griseo.
After all, when it comes to the ability to build a snowman, Bronya, who grew up in Siberia, is second to none.
The group of people soon arrived at the central garden. It snowed heavily last night. In just one night, a thick layer of snow piled up on the ground. Even now, there is still fluffy snow flying in the air.
One thing to say, it is quite novel to see that the familiar Golden Courtyard is now wrapped in a silver coat.
After Su Mu and others looked at the scenery for a while, they started preparing to build a snowman.
Building a snowman requires some skills, but Su Mu didn't understand this either, so he took the shovel and bucket and shoveled some snow from other places, and then asked Bronya to take Gray Build a snowman.
In a short time, Bronya and Griseo built a half-meter-high snowman.
" This snowman ... could it be me? "
Looking at the snowman built by Bronya and Griseo, Su Mu felt more and more familiar as he looked at it, and couldn't help but ask.
" Well! Brother Su Mu is so smart. "
Griseo's red face suddenly showed a smile.
" Gratio is so well stacked ~~"
Su Mu smiled and stretched out his hand to rub Graxiu's little head.
" Amu, this snowman also deserves half of my credit, do you only praise Gratienne? "
Bronya crossed his arms and said in a faint tone.
" No, why are you, an adult, jealous of Griseo? "
Su Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He could only stretch out his other hand and rub the head of his big baby.
To be honest, seeing Bronya like this now, he had the right to suspect that if Bronya gave birth to a daughter in the future, she might even be jealous of her own daughter ...
However, this can be regarded as the cuteness of Bronya ~~
After being praised and patted on the head by Su Mu, Griseo was obviously more enthusiastic. Full of motivation, she and Bronya built two more snowmen.
This time the snowman they built was themselves.
One is on the left side of Su Mu Snowman, and the other is on the right side.
At first glance, there is an inexplicable harmony.
" Why did you build the snowman ... to make us look like a family of three? "
Su Mu couldn't help laughing while taking out his mobile phone to take pictures,
" If Brother Hen and Sister Blanca see it, they will definitely scold me for abducting their precious daughter ~~"
With that said, Su Mu uploaded the photo he just took to Moments and attached a note: A happy family of three.
He also specially looked at Hen and Blanca.
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