章 309: Chapter 310 The dog food is here! a ha ha ha!
Under Teresa's suppression, all objections were suppressed.
Although Teresa is small and cute, she is not majestic, but she is still very powerful when she gets serious.
She is almost equivalent to Theresa in the late HONKAI period, and she still feels quite reliable.
So Su Mu played games and watched videos in the auxiliary bedroom for a while. By the time Bronya said it was okay to come out, the scene outside had completely changed.
The living room and rooms were all tidied up, the trash was taken out, and even the floor was mopped aside.
Compared with before, Su Mu felt like he had traveled through time.
" I'm so tired ... Mei, can you massage my shoulders? "
Kiana said pitifully as she lay on the sofa, looking like she was burning out.
" Why are you tired? Didn't you just take out the garbage and drag it on the ground a few times? You usually run five thousand meters without taking a breath, and you still feel tired? "
Sirin mercilessly made trouble for her idiot second sister.
" Kiana, I was going to cook. If you don't want to have dinner early ..."
Mei raised the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly.
" Ahem ... Then Mei, you should go cook. You can't delay everyone's dinner time just because of me. "
As soon as she heard about dinner, Kiana immediately started speaking righteously.
For her, the world is not as big as eating.
But it's rare to do housework. If there are no benefits, I feel a bit disadvantaged ...
Kiana turned her eyes to Su Mu who was chatting with Bronya. Suddenly she remembered something, rolled her eyes, and quickly came over with a smile.
" Su Mu, are we good friends? "
".... Huh? Why did you say that suddenly? "
" Just say it or not. "
" Uh ... that's right ..."
Su Mu squinted his eyes and looked at Kiana who was smiling with some vigilance. He didn't know what was going on in this paramecium's mind.
" Then can you give me a massage? I heard Bronya say that you are very good at massaging. "
Kiana looked expectantly.
" massage? "
Su Mu immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He thought it was no big deal, that's all.
Yes, after all, she is just a paramecium, not a fat pink lady, so how can she have any ideas to play tricks on others.
" Yes, yes, but I have to seek Bronya's opinion first. "
Su Mu looked at Bronya.
Although it's okay to give Kiana a massage, after all, there are differences between men and women. If Bronya doesn't agree, Su Mu can only do nothing to help.
Of course, this does not mean that he is afraid of his wife or anything, but it is the most basic respect for his Bronya.
In today's society, there are many couples who, because of insufficient communication, do not talk about trivial matters when they feel it is not necessary, and ignore each other's opinions, thus laying the foundation for trouble, causing misunderstandings, and ultimately leading to breakups.
Although he and Bronya will definitely not break up (only widowed), there are still necessary procedures.
" Yes, but I can only massage the shoulders. "
Bronya readily agreed. After all, these are her best friends. The better her men are, the brighter her face will be.
Of course, the scale of this massage still needs to be controlled. Bronya doesn't want to see Kiana, an idiot, making strange noises under Su Mu's hands, so she will have to put a hat on herself.
" Hey, thanks! Do I want to lie down? "
" No, just sit on the sofa. "
Su Mu stood up and came behind Kiana, rubbed his hands, moved his fingers, and then put his hands on Kiana's shoulders.
" Su Mu, Bronya, don't spoil her too much. "
Theresa, who was sitting on the other side, couldn't help but said helplessly when she saw this.
My idiot niece is really lucky, she always finds people who are willing to pamper her.
" That's right, Su Mu, give me a massage later. You can't favor one thing over another. "
Sirin also said quickly that she didn't want to be compared to her stupid second sister.
" talk later. "
Su Mu responded casually to the others and started massaging Kiana.
To be honest, Su Mu felt that Kiana's body was the same whether she was pressed or not. This guy's body was as healthy as a calf!
Generally speaking, the effects of massage are to help people relieve fatigue, dredge meridians, etc. In short, it can make the physical condition get better.
But there is almost nothing wrong with Kiana's body.
Su Mu even felt that Kiana was like a certain Lu Xiaobu, trading one-third of her IQ for an indestructible body.
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" Ah ... it feels so comfortable. Su Mu, your massage skills are even better than Mei's. No wonder Bronya always brags in the group. "
Leaning her head on the back of the soft sofa, feeling Su Mu's strong and strong hands pressing and kneading her shoulders and neck, Kiana couldn't help but half-squinted her eyes and purred like a kitten.
" I told you I didn't lie to you earlier, do you believe it now? "
Bronya crossed her arms and said with a proud smile.
" Is it really so comfortable? Then give me some adjustments later. "
Himeko looked at him with interest.
" Do you really think of me as a technician? "
Su Mu said angrily.
But complaining is complaining, and there is nothing wrong with giving a friend a massage.
So Su Mu directly patted Kiana on the head, indicating that her service was over, and asked her to make way for Sirin.
" Eh? Is it over so soon? I only felt good for a few minutes. "
Kiana blinked, still a little unfinished.
" There's nothing wrong with your body. It's a waste to give you a massage. It can only make you feel comfortable, so that's pretty much it. "
" Hey! Why is this like this! "
Kiana, for the first time, felt sorry for having a healthy body.
Regardless of Kiana's depressed mood, Su Mu extended his claws to Sirin again.
Compared with Kiana, Sirin's physical condition is much worse.
After all, she is an anchor, so it is common for her to have days and nights reversed, and she often sits on a chair.
There is also a VR body sensing machine. If it were not for the body sensing machine to move her body, her current physical condition would only be worse.
" Ah! It hurts ... !!! "
She was originally expecting Su Mu's massage to make her feel comfortable, but when Su Mu's hand was put on her shoulder, a sharp pain suddenly hit her, causing Sirin to scream.
" Su Mu, what's wrong with Sirin? "
Seeing Sirin put on the pain mask and her body began to tremble, Kiana suddenly asked in confusion.
She was obviously very comfortable when Su Mu massaged her just now, but why did she act like she was in pain when she arrived at Sirin's place?
" Hundan! You two must have teamed up to trick me, right? I won't press anymore! Let me go! "
Sirin grinned in pain and yelled angrily.
She felt that she had really been tricked by Kiana and Su Mu! These two guys must have agreed to fuck with her!
" Don't worry, it's her own fault. Who makes her have more physical problems? "
Su Mu kept holding on, ignoring Sirin's screams like a slaughtered pig, and explained to everyone and Mei & Seele who ran out of the kitchen after hearing the sound,
" To put it simply, her health is too bad. The first time she walks in my hands like this, it will definitely hurt. Bronya was also like this at the beginning, but she will get much better later. Have you ever heard that after all the hardships, there is joy? ? "
" You fart! You just want to tease me ... eh? It seems ... it really doesn't hurt that much anymore? "
After hearing Su Mu's explanation, Sirin didn't believe it at first, but soon she felt that the pain she suffered had really weakened.
As Su Mu continued to massage, the pain, like being hit by a sledgehammer, also continued to weaken, until a warm current suddenly emerged from behind, as if a person who had been holding it in for ten days finally got a release, a strong sense of relief. Pleasure surged into Sirin's heart, causing her to moan uncontrollably.
" How's it going? Are you feeling comfortable now? "
Su Mu asked with a smile.
" Well ... let's just do it. "
Sirin's face was slightly red, but her mouth was still tough, and she looked like Red Seele.
After enduring the pain in the front, there is joy and enjoyment in the back.
Because Sirin was not in good health, Su Mu massaged Sirin for a longer time, which made Kiana envious.
After massaging Sirin, Su Mu massaged Himeko again, and he didn't let go of the last remaining Theresa.
After all, everyone had been massaged, but Theresa was the only one left. She felt a little uncomfortable and felt like she was excluding others.
After the massage, Mei and Seele also prepared dinner and served it on the table.
When it was time to eat, Su Mu remembered that he hadn't seen Kallen yet.
After asking, I found out that Kallen and our Lord Otto were traveling recently, and there were many photos of them taken during their travels in their circle of friends.
This made Su Mu feel a little envious. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he and Bronya had not traveled anywhere.
Maybe when there is time, he and Bronya can go on a wedding trip?
After finishing dinner, Kiana went to play games with Sirin and Bronya.
Su Mu, Himeko and Theresa Seele played the ghost card.
Mei occupied the kitchen, washing dishes and preparing desserts.
This kind of life made everyone present feel like they were back when they were still studying at St. Freya.
Although there was one more Su Mu, there was no sense of disobedience when he joined, giving everyone the illusion that he should have been here.
From time to time, Kiana's unconvinced shouts came from Kiana's side. Although her game level is good, in front of Bronya, a master who is as good as a plug-in, and Sirin, a game expert, it is obvious that Not qualified.
As for Su Mu, he and Himeko are both good at maintaining expressions on their faces, and can even make fake expressions to confuse their opponents.
So the innocent Seele became the only victim, and Theresa was only a little better than her. In a short time, a lot of notes were plastered on their faces.
In the end, Veliona, who couldn't stand it anymore, came online, determined to help Seele regain her position ... and then more notes were posted on her face.
Miss Seele's big failure.jpg .
Mei looked here and there, the gentle smile on her face could not go away.
Such an ordinary yet lively daily life is exactly the life she has always longed for.
Everyone played noisily until ten o'clock in the evening, and then Su Mu was driven into the auxiliary bedroom. The girls changed into pajamas and went to Himeko's room to start their girls' night chat.
Fortunately, Himeko's room was big enough, otherwise there really wouldn't be room for so many people.
After casually mentioning two topics as a prelude to stir up the atmosphere, Himeko looked at Bronya with a wicked smile.
" Bronya, please explain to us how life is different after having a boyfriend compared to before. "
" Is it different? Let me think about it ..."
Bronya held her chin up, thought for a while and then said,
" Actually, it's no different. "
" Every morning when you open your eyes, you can see Amu's sleeping face. After waking him up, you will receive a good morning kiss. When you have nothing to do, you can curl up in his arms and play games, and you can play battle games with him. , you can also play two-player adventure games, which is indeed much happier than before when no one played games with you. "
" Also, I have started to learn to cook now. Every time I see Amu eating the food I cooked, I feel a sense of satisfaction and happiness. "
" Amu will also help me with housework. On those days every month, he will help me wash clothes and cook for me. I don't even have to do anything. I just need to lie in bed and call him if I need anything. That's it, he will always be by my side. "
" And ..."
Bronya talked a lot eloquently, until her mouth was dry, and she still had some unfinished thoughts, as if she wanted to tell the whole world how much she and Su Mu loved each other.
And her friends all showed envy and longing expressions.
" Bronya, it doesn't make any difference what your name is! You are clearly in Versailles! "
Theresa couldn't help but complain.
She didn't expect that an elder like herself could still be stuffed with a mouth full of dog food by Bronya.
Moreover, the dog food was so sweet that her heart beat faster and her face turned slightly red.
The main reason is that Bronya's description was simply too beautiful. She told everything about Su Mu from her own perspective, which naturally brought her subjective emotions, and the sugar content in it was naturally seriously excessive.
If Bronya writes her love affair with Su Mu into a novel, it will definitely be the kind of love novel that is so sweet that it makes people lose their teeth. Of course, the premise is that she does not add some 18X things.
" Bronya, you'd better stop talking ... The more you talk, the more I regret it ... Why didn't I find a good man when I was young? "
Himeko, who suffered a sweet critical blow, lay directly on the bed, her tone full of resentment and regret.
I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.jpg .
章 310: Chapter 311 sleepless nights
" Teacher Himeko, your standards are too high. There are still many good men in this world. "
Bronya said.
" Then I want to find someone like Su Mu. Do you think there is still a chance? "
Himeko said quietly.
" No chance. "
Bronya said without hesitation,
" Amu is the best man in the world, and there will never be another one! "
" That's it. "
Himeko spread her hands and smashed them.
" Instead of just finding a man to make do with, I might as well team up with Teresa. What women fear most is to make do with each other. "
" Fortunately I have Mei! "
Kiana hugged Mei beside her and rubbed her face proudly.
" Kiana ...."
Meiyi pushed Kiana a little embarrassedly, but didn't push her away, so she let her go with a blushing face.
" Bronya, do you usually quarrel with Su Mu? If you quarrel, who usually apologizes first? "
Sirin asked curiously.
Although she didn't yearn for love, she still couldn't help but want to know more because of women's natural curiosity and sensitivity to gossip.
" As for quarreling ... Amu and I haven't had many quarrels. Occasionally we have disputes about some things, such as ... the plot of Honkai Impact 3. "
Bronya thought for a while.
She and Su Mu's three views are in perfect harmony, and Bronya is not the kind of woman who likes to make trouble unreasonably. More than a year has passed since the two fell in love, but they still maintain the same spirit as when they were in love. The status is enough to explain everything.
" The plot of Honkai Impact 3 ..."
Everyone's lips twitched, and they instantly understood what Bronya meant.
" When you have a dispute, how do you usually reconcile? "
Sirin asked again.
" Well ..."
Bronya paused for a moment, as if he was considering the words. After a while, he blushed slightly and said,
" When we have arguments ... we usually resolve them in bed ..."
" Bed, bed—— ?! "
Hearing this, the girls present immediately blushed, showing expressions of surprise and shyness.
Although everyone is inexperienced, they have lived for so long and have never seen pork or pigs running. You must know that even the purest Seele has some understanding of men and women, so when Bronya said In bed, they understand everything.
Internet veteran Si Ji belongs to yes.
After all, in today's Internet information age, many people are more eloquent than others online, but in reality, they may even have their first kiss ...
" Bronya, the bed you mentioned ... is that what we think of? "
Himeko swallowed and became inexplicably excited.
Facts have proven that girls are often more curious and positive than boys when faced with topics related to Sesune.
" Um. "
Bronya nodded.
The girls immediately leaned back, looking at Bronya as if they were looking at a giant!
Seele's face was so red that she was about to bleed. Originally, she was about to let go of that matter, but when Bronya mentioned it now, her mind was suddenly filled with images from that time.
" Bronya ... when you and Su Mu did that kind of thing ... were you really that comfortable? "
Kiana asked with curiosity on her face.
" How should I put it ... If you just ask if it is comfortable ... then I can answer you, it is very comfortable, super comfortable. There may be nothing more comfortable than this in the world. "
Bronya pursed her lips, and a faint blush appeared on her pretty face, but the expression on her face was filled with pride.
" Uh-huh ..."
The girls subconsciously covered their mouths and made sounds of unknown meaning, like envy or something else, and their faces were all red.
Theresa hugged the Homu doll tightly, feeling as if her heart was beating out of her chest.
Is Bronya such a bold child? This kind of thing ... how dare she tell anyone about it!
Everyone who was listening to her was so shy. I really don't know how Bronya dared to say it.
" How many times a week do you usually do? "
Himeko rubbed her hands and asked even more excitedly.
" Can not remember. "
Bronya shook her head. When she fought with Su Mu, it basically lasted five hours. Sometimes she would faint. Who can remember how many times a week?
" I can't remember clearly, but it's okay. You are young now, so you should be more careful. "
The corner of Himeko's mouth twitched slightly, feeling that the knowledge she learned online was all fake.
What is the maximum number of times a man can do it, on average, ten times a week? I can't even remember how many times I ended up here with Bronya and Su Mu ...
If it's not that the information on the Internet is wrong, it's that they are outrageous!
" It doesn't matter. Amu's body is in good shape. He exercises regularly. "
Bronya said with some pride.
" ….."
If she wasn't embarrassed, Seele actually wanted to say that Sister Bronya was right.
After all, she listened to them in the corner for an hour that night and they weren't over yet ...
So as a sister-in-law, she actually has some say in whether Su Mu is in good health or not.
" Oh, I really didn't expect that Bronya, who was still a little girl back then, would be the first among us to find a boyfriend. "
Teresa couldn't help but sigh with emotion, thinking that the children at the same time as Bronya were either single or promiscuous, which made her St. Freya Academy almost become an Orange Academy!
In order to prevent all the girls from turning into oranges, she recruited boys in the university department, but the result was little effect. After so many years, there were not many couples.
But now it makes people happy to see Bronya and Su Mu looking so happy.
" By the way, Bronya, when do you plan to marry Su Mu? I will be your bridesmaid then! "
As if she remembered something, Kiana's eyes lit up, she raised her little hand and recommended herself.
" Bronya's wedding? It sounds very interesting. "
Sirin's eyes also flashed with interest.
They have all attended other people's weddings, but they have never attended the wedding of their best friend or best friend. If there is a chance, they would also like to try what it feels like to be a bridesmaid.
" Seele also wants to be a bridesmaid. "
Seele also expressed happily.
" Are you getting married? At present, Amu and I have no plans to do so, but it should not be far away. "
When she mentioned marriage, the corners of Bronya's mouth couldn't help but raise, and a gentle smile appeared on her face.
" When the company stabilizes and Amu and I have time, we can prepare for the wedding. "
" so good ....."
Himeko made a sound of envy.
" Be sure to inform us then, and we will give you our blessings, Bronya. "
Theresa held Bronya's hand, smiled and said softly.
" Well, don't worry, you are all my best friends, how could I not inform you? "
Bronya smiled,
" After all, I don't want to lose your share of money ~~"
" Ha ha!! "
The girls immediately burst into laughter.
After that, the girls chatted a lot more, until the time came to one o'clock, someone started to yawn, and then they ended the girls' night chat with unfinished content.
After the night talk, the girls got ready for bed.
Since there are not many rooms, everyone can get over it just by squeezing in.
Himeko, Theresa, and Seele sleep in the same room.
Mei and Sirin slept in another room, while Kiana made a bunk in the room.
As for Bronya, of course she went to sleep with Su Mu in the auxiliary bedroom.
Anyway, their relationship is already clear to everyone, so there is no need to pretend to be reserved and let the Bronya go to the floor.
But before Bronya went to the auxiliary bedroom, Himeko vaguely reminded her that the sound insulation of her room was not very good ...
Bronya nodded to her, indicating that she understood and would not mess around.
When Bronya entered the auxiliary bedroom, she saw that Su Mu had already fallen asleep.
The Bronya didn't call him, but after turning on the bedside lamp, he dug out a box from his bag, took out a white pill in the box and swallowed it, then took off his pajamas and got in directly. Under the covers.
Su Mu suddenly woke up after a whistling sound. He pulled back the quilt and took a look. Under the light of the desk lamp, he saw Bronya's charming smiling face.
" Bronya, what are you doing? This is Himeko's house! "
Su Mu really didn't expect that Bronya would be so courageous to provoke him at Himeko's house.
" But this was also Bronya's home. "
Bronya smiled slightly and claimed that she had also changed to Bronya.
" Eh? "
Before Su Mu could react, he saw that the Bronya with a graceful figure suddenly shrank in front of his eyes and turned into a small duck.
" Amu, do you know that Bronya has always been very sorry? Why didn't we get together earlier? In this case, Bronya can have memories with you in Bronya's favorite school. "
" However, we can make up for it now. "
" Is this ... what you call making up? "
" Hmm ~~ What, don't you like it? "
Su Mu's mouth twitched, although he wanted to complain, but after seeing the little duck, his body was very honest.
" It would be so embarrassing if Himeko and Kiana heard it ..."
Su Mu tried to make a last ditch effort.
" It doesn't matter, the sound insulation here is very good. "
Bronya pressed herself against Su Mu, bit his ear, and exhaled the hot and moist milky breath.
Her words tore apart Su Mu's few sanity. Su Mu instantly equipped himself with the ancient ingot knife and killed Bronya, who had no card in his opponent's hand!
For a time, there was bloodshed and gunfire.
In this sacred St. Freya Academy, they are about to create their own memories.
And this night is destined to be a sleepless night ...
" Bronya, this guy ... obviously told her that the sound insulation was not good ..."
Hearing the faint sound that made people blush from the next room, Himeko couldn't help but feel speechless.
It would be okay if she was alone, but now that Seele and Theresa were both here, she could only listen to the voice and endure it.
" Sister Bronya and brother-in-law ... they started again ..."
Xiao Seele blushed instantly, and she did not dare to move in the dark, for fear that Himeko or Theresa would find that she was not asleep.
Theresa and Seele on the other side were in the same situation. None of the three people spoke. After all, in this situation, whoever spoke was embarrassed.
In the end, they could only force themselves to close their eyes and cover their ears to sleep.
The next morning, when Himeko opened the door and saw the dark circles on the faces of Mei and others coming out of the opposite room, she immediately understood that they were also ' victims ' .
" Teacher Himeko, Principal, Seele, good morning ..."
Mei greeted a few people awkwardly.
" Good morning ... Sister Mei. "
Seele's face is still flushed and her voice is particularly soft.
After everyone briefly chatted for a few words, they subconsciously looked at the auxiliary bedroom with the door closed.
After an awkward silence, Theresa was the first to speak,
" Ahem ... let's not wake up Bronya and Su Mu. After all, they slept very late last night ..."
" Can it be late? It's almost six o'clock in the morning. "
Sirin complained softly.
In the past, she didn't believe it when she saw someone on the Internet saying that she had sex seven times in one night, but now she does.
It turns out that boys can really persist for such a long time ...
Isn't this really an animal?
" Alas, Bronya is already completely ahead of us. "
Himeko said with emotion.
" Okay, don't talk about this. Let's wash up first. I'll make breakfast. "
Mei quickly stopped talking. She was so thin-skinned that she didn't want to continue this topic.
" Mei, I will definitely work hard to make you more comfortable than Bronya. "
Kiana clenched her fists and said to Mei seriously.
" Shut up!!! "
Meiyi immediately covered Kiana's mouth in embarrassment, wishing to build this idiot directly into the wall.
Then our Miss Mei hid her face and ran away under the strange looks of everyone.
Time passed by minute by second, and it was not until almost noon that the door of the auxiliary bedroom was finally opened.
Bronya, who had returned to her Bronyay state, yawned and walked out, holding a stack of sheets ready to be washed.
" Bronya, you, you're awake, are you hungry? It's almost lunch. "
Seeing that Bronya finally came out, Mei breathed a sigh of relief. She was really worried about what would happen if Bronya and Su Mu didn't come out for a day.
" Oh, okay Mei, I'll throw the sheets into the washing machine first. "
Bronya smiled at her.
" Eh? Why do you need to wash the sheets? "
Theresa asked subconsciously.
But she reacted as soon as the words came out. Her face turned red immediately, she lowered her head and started to pretend to be dead.
After Bronya entered the bathroom, Su Mu also walked out of the room.
" Hey, everyone is here, good morning. "
Not as sleepy as Bronya, Su Mu looked very energetic, not like he had been fighting all night. This made Mei and others once again feel the gold content of Su Mu's body as Bronya said.
Su Mu could only say: Praise Snake!
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