章 241: Chapter 241 Veliona’s social death moment
Veliona was speechless again. Kiana's quantum level understanding was really beyond her control.
At the same time, seeing Veliona being defeated continuously, the players in the live broadcast room were all laughing from ear to ear.
Sure enough, idiots can overcome arrogance.
Later, Veliona also realized that such roundabout hints might not have any effect on Kiana, a paramecium, so she simply stated directly that she actually didn't like sweets, and she liked spicy food, so she better not come here in the future.
As a result, Kiana was touched again. She didn't expect that Seele didn't like sweets and would accompany her and Bronya every day. Seele was indeed gentle and considerate.
[ " I must also work hard to learn from Seele and become a considerate person! " ]
Kiana grabbed Veliona's hand and said sincerely.
" Hahaha, I can only say that Kiana's understanding is perfect. "
Seeing Veliona deflated three times under Kiana's quantum level understanding, Elysia laughed so much that her stomach hurt.
" Who told Red Seele not to speak clearly clearly? But after all, she has to pretend to be Seele, so she can't speak too directly. Sure enough, when dealing with Seele, Red Seele is so gentle. "
Pardofelis couldn't help but sigh.
" But now Seele's reputation has been harmed. I don't know how she will feel when her reputation for liking spicy food spreads. "
[I laughed out loud. It would be so fun if I found Kiana bringing a pot of Mapo tofu when I wait for Seele to come online tomorrow. ]
[Veliona is too funny. Why didn't I realize before that Veliona has the potential to be a comedian? ]
[Including the previous story telling, Veliona has already backfired twice, and she doesn't know who the victim will be next time. (funny)]
[No matter who it is, I have already seen that Veliona is doomed to fail, hehe. ]
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.
Veliona's adventure continued. When she returned to the base, she happened to meet Bronya.
She wanted to pretend to look at the scenery and pass by, but she was stopped by Bronya.
[ " Good afternoon, big sister ... sister Bronya. " ]
Facing Bronya's gaze, Red Seele instantly showed Seele's signature smile.
However, Bronya noticed something strange at a glance.
[ " Seele is acting weird today. " ]
[ " Yes, yes? Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night. " ]
[ " Seele clearly made an appointment with Bronya to count a hundred reloaded bunnies every day and then sleep well. " ]
Bronya's tone was calm, as if she was stating a perfectly normal fact.
And this also puts Veliona out of control. Is counting that thing really useful?
But in order not to expose her identity, she could only bite the bullet and catch Bronya's words.
[ " I counted three hundred animals yesterday and couldn't fall asleep. Maybe this method doesn't work. " ]
Hearing Veliona's words, Bronya crossed her arms and made a ᗜ ‸ ᗜ expression.
[ " Bronya has never made that kind of agreement with Seele. Bronya made this up temporarily. " ]
[ " What?! " ]
[ " And counting reloaded rabbits does not help sleep. " ]
" Pfft - Bronya is so bad, she actually used fishing law enforcement against Red Seele. "
Looking at Veliona who was losing ground to Bronya's offensive, Elysia suddenly burst into laughter.
To be honest, when she saw Bronya appearing, she had already thought that there would be fun.
But she didn't expect that Bronya would be so bad as to use the fishing method and directly take out Veliona.
Sure enough, facing the old-fashioned Bronya, Veliona is still too pure!
" By the way, Seele wears countless bunnies to sleep every night. Doesn't Red Seele know that? Doesn't she always look at Seele? "
Pardofelis said with some confusion.
" She must be too nervous. When a person is nervous, the brain will automatically filter out many things. "
Su smiled and shook his head.
" Every time Kosmo gets along with Sister Daisy, he gets very nervous. "
Griseo said.
" Oh? Griseo is taciturn. "
Hearing Griseo's words, Su Mu's eyes suddenly lit up. Is there any gossip?
" When Kosmo and Sister Daisy are together, he always talks very little, and he doesn't like to say strange things as usual, but he is very happy. "
Under Su Mu's questioning, Griseo didn't hide anything at all, and directly told everything about Kosmo and Destobia, making Su Mu and others satisfied.
" Hey, I didn't expect Kosmo to already be passionate about girls at such a young age. Next time I see him, I will definitely teach him Elysia's unique love skills. "
Elysia said with a smile.
There are not many lovers in the Golden Courtyard. When Su Mu and Bronya were in love before, she was not able to help (meaning to have fun), so she would definitely not let go of the opportunity to be a matchmaker again.
" You'd better forget it. I've never heard of it. People with zero love experience can teach others love skills. Are you a master of armchair talking? "
Su Mu said with contempt.
" What's wrong with zero experience? I'm a theoretical intellectual, okay. Without us theoretical intellectuals, where would those practicing people get the data? "
Elysia said confidently,
" And do you know that my emotional radio station has now solved the love problems of thousands of viewers? If you don't believe me, ask them. "
As she spoke, Elysia pointed at the screen.
A large number of comments in favor of Elysia also popped up in the live broadcast room.
" Come on, what kind of emotional radio station are you talking about? It's more like a comedy radio station. "
Su Mu waved his hand indifferently.
At this moment, Su Mu's phone suddenly rang.
He picked it up and saw, well, it was a call from Kosmo.
"... Brother Su Mu, can you and Sister Aili stop talking about me ..."
After picking up the phone, after a few seconds of silence, Kosmo's seemingly calm tone was mixed with unspeakable shame.
" Uh ... Sorry, sorry, we won't talk anymore. "
Su Mu immediately replied sheepishly.
He didn't expect that Kosmo would actually watch Elysia's live broadcast, which was a bit embarrassing now.
Now we can only hope that Destobia will not watch Elysia's live broadcast, otherwise Kosmo may really become autistic.
After hanging up the phone, Su Mu and Elysia looked at each other, both seeing embarrassment in each other's eyes.
So the two of them changed the topic in unison and brought the topic back to Veliona.
It's better to continue to persecute Red Seele.
Later, Bronya also directly pointed out the fact that Veliona was not that Seele.
But Veliona wanted to save her again, saying that she was just joking along with Bronya's words.
[ " Xing, why are you here? " ]
Bronya looked behind HeiSeele and said hello.
[ " What?! Get away, you bastard! If you don't want to be pushed down the stairs again, stay away from Seele ..." ]
Hearing Xing's name, Veliona turned around furiously, but there was nothing in front of her.
Not to mention a human figure, not even a bird.
Obviously, Veliona was fooled by Bronya again.
" No, why doesn't HeiSeele have a long memory? She was tricked by Bronya again. "
In Sirin's live broadcast room, when they saw that Veliona had been fooled by Bronya again in less than a minute, everyone was really dumbfounded.
They didn't know whether to say that Bronya was a master of deception and a professional fisherman, or that Veliona was just too innocent.
" Why is this Red Seele like a stupid kid from a landlord's family? "
Mei Yi held her forehead and laughed.
" Hahaha! Let's see who dares to call me a paramecium in the future. Veliona is obviously even more stupid than me! She is a complete self-destruction truck! "
Kiana straightened her back proudly.
After all, in her opinion, even she couldn't be hooked twice in a row in just one minute.
" I declare! From now on, the title of Honkai Sanparamecium will be given to Red Seele! "
" Come on, Red Seele is much smarter than you. It's just that she's too nervous when facing Bronya now, so she loses her composure. "
Sirin said angrily.
" Then what if she is still fooled? "
Kiana said unconvinced.
" How can this be? "
Sirin shook her head,
" It's already outrageous to be fooled twice in a row. How can you be fooled again? Even Rosalia can't be so pure, right? "
" Well ... that's right. "
Kiana rubbed her chin and thought about it, and felt that it was impossible for someone to be hooked three times in a row. Even if it was just a story, it would be too outrageous.
After all, reality doesn't need logic, but stories do.
Although he was fooled again, Veliona reacted quickly and thought of how to explain.
In a sense, she is also very powerful.
So Bronya attacks again.
[ " Bronya remembered that Seele said she snored while sleeping last time, so today Bronya brought some calming tea to Seele. " ]
[ " Huh, you can't lie to me this time. " ]
Hearing this, Veliona immediately put his hands on his hips and said proudly,
[ " When Seele fell asleep, I was always staring at her. She never snored, but occasionally said some cute sleep talk ..." ]
Veliona's words stopped suddenly, and the scene was very embarrassing for a time.
There is no doubt that Veliona has fallen into the trap again!
" Veliona ..."
Sirin covered her face. She really didn't want to laugh anymore. Her smiling face almost convulsed, but she still couldn't help it.
" No one would be deceived three times in a row ... Oh, it turns out it really does happen. Then it's okay. "
Kiana grinned and laughed.
" Bronya is really a master of fishing. This time she changed her routine to make Veliona think she had found a flaw, but in fact it played into Bronya's hands. "
Yayi said dumbfounded.
They suddenly understood why Red Seele was rarely seen in reality. With such an IQ, if he had come out casually, he would have been deceived into unconsciousness long ago!
I originally thought that Seele was very innocent, but I didn't expect that Red Seele was ten times more innocent than Seele!
[No way, family, my head is going to fall off laughing! How can Veliona be so cute! ]
[Laughing, Seele said she snores when she sleeps. She can tell she is snoring when she sleeps, right? Veliona is really cute and cute. ]
[No, did Veliona expose something? Did it turn out that you had been watching Seele while she was sleeping? Isn't this the behavior of an O- girl? ! ]
The viewers in the live broadcast room also discovered the new world and began to complain crazily.
In Siberia, when Seele saw this plot, the expression on her face couldn't help but become a little weird.
Although this plot seemed outrageous, she unexpectedly felt that it was indeed very likely to happen.
" Other me ... did you really stare at me when I was sleeping? "
Seele asked shyly.
' how could it be possible! ! ! '
Veliona suddenly let out a silent cry.
But when she said how is it possible, she was not referring to her answer to Seele, but to her doubts and confusion as to why Su Mu knew such a thing.
Could it be that Su Mu is really her nemesis?
And what's going on with this plot? Isn't this Chi Guoguo's attempt to smear her?
That bastard Su Mu actually made himself look like Rosalia ... No, even Rosalia isn't that stupid!
How could anyone be fooled three times in a row? ! I am not that stupid!
This is Chi Guoguo's slander!
Bastard Su Mu! I will never forgive him!
Even if he licks her feet now, she won't forgive him!
Back to the game, Veliona reacted at this time and pushed Bronya to the wall in anger. She was so excited that she forgot what she had just heard.
In this plot, the original Q -print style has changed to a normal style, and it is still very cute.
[ " Is it the matter of re-dressing Bunny, or the matter of playing a villain, or the matter of staring at Seele's sleeping face ..." ]
Bronya, who was slapped against the wall by Veliona, couldn't help but have a suspicious blush on her little face, and her aura weakened.
[ " Ahhhh!!! Don't repeat it! Don't say it out loud! Forget it all! Forget it completely!!! " ]
Veliona shouted shyly and anxiously.
It's no wonder she was so excited. If Seele knew, she could really say goodbye to this planet.
However, at this moment, the hatch next to him opened, and Einstein walked out, and his painting style changed back to the Q version.
[ " Bronya, there was something I forgot to tell you just now ..." ]
Einstein, who had just walked out, saw Bronya being trapped by Veliona at a glance, and both of their faces were flushed.
After a three-second pause, Einstein immediately changed his words,
[ " Sorry to bother you two, please continue. " ]
After saying that, she returned to the room and closed the door again.
Veliona quickly let Bronya go, but it was already too late.
She could only cry in her heart without tears.
[ " It turned into a strange misunderstanding!!! " ]
章 242: Chapter 242 Seele is completely confused
" Wow ... it's over. Now Seele's reputation has been completely ruined by Red Seele. "
" good deed " being ruined by Einstein , Sirin was really a little embarrassed.
Fortunately, Einstein was not a person who liked gossip, otherwise the next day there would have been rumors circulating in the base that Seele and Bronya could not bear to be lonely and posted stickers in the corridor.
" This is too funny. I always feel that Red Seele is too unlucky today and everything is going wrong. "
Kiana smiled happily and said,
" But the painting style when Veliona was playing Bronya just now was really beautiful. "
" This image reminds me of some bad memories ..."
Meiyi patted her forehead, the dead memory was trying to attack her.
After all, I believe everyone knows what kind of character Kiana is. In the past, Kiana would often hug and hug her in public, and sometimes she would do even more extreme things.
Sometimes if you are unlucky, you will be hit by others.
The most memorable time for Mei was when Kiana hugged her from behind while she was cooking, and then played a prank on her.
As a result, she was hit by Raiden Ryoma, her father, who came to visit her.
The embarrassing scene at that time does not need to be described in too many words. I believe everyone can understand Raiden Mei's mood at that time. It can be called the ultimate social death.
Anyway, Mei didn't say a word to Kiana for a week after that.
This is also the memory that Mei most wants to forget.
However, now I can't help but think of Red Seele in a similar scene, so Mei may be the person who can best understand Red Seele's mood at this moment.
All in all, I really want to die.
" Haha, this picture reminds me of that joke that netizens often play. "
Kiana grinned, then put her arm around Mei's shoulders, and winked at Sirin.
Of course, Sirin knew what this idiot second sister meant. She was originally too lazy to act with her, but then she thought about it and realized that this was a good show effect, so she immediately put on a hurt expression and said,
" It seems I came at the wrong time. "
" No, you came just in time. "
Kiana opened her arms with a smile, and Sirin immediately leaned over, allowing Kiana to complete the achievement of hugging her on both sides.
[? ? ? ? ]
[Fuck! As expected of Kiana! Easily accomplished what we couldn't do! ]
[Hahaha! It made me laugh. The anchor did a good job with this joke. When I just saw Veliona being caught by Einstein, this was the first thing that came to my mind. ]
[Although ... the pufferfish is your biological sister! ]
[Isn't a biological sister more exciting? (funny)]
[Born! ! ]
Under the effect of this wonderful program, the barrage in the live broadcast room also started to increase.
Coincidentally, Elysia on the other side also wanted to play this joke.
So she hugged Pardofelis, then winked at Su Mu with a smirk.
" Are you coming? My good Su Mu ~~"
" Are you an idiot? "
Su Mu rolled his eyes directly.
" If you want to make fun of me, ask Griseo. "
" Griseo ... are you sure I won't be caught? "
" Isn't there Su? "
" Su is too serious to be funny. "
" Then I suggest you split Pardo in half. "
Su Mu said seriously.
" Brother Su Mu! Don't say such scary things! "
Pardofelis was immediately frightened and trembled. She has always been very timid.
After some joking and joking, Elysia still failed to get what she wanted.
But after all, I hugged the cat, so this wave is not a loss ~~
At this time, Veliona, who was walking alone in the corridor, was nervously thinking about how to explain to Seele. As a result, she was too focused on things and accidentally bumped into Dr. Tesla who was admiring his masterpiece. .
Tesla's eyes also lit up when he saw Veliona's appearance.
[ " Seele, you're here just in time, help me test the new combat mecha —— Tesla-3027 , this one is carefully designed by me ..." ]
Before Tesla could finish her words, her elaborate work was torn into two halves by Veliona, who was in a bad mood and just wanted to vent.
[ " Oh, it's such a cute toy, but it's a bit fragile and breaks when touched. " ]
The painting style became normal again, and the camera also directly showed Veliona's face. Against the red background, Veliona showed a cute and cruel smile, her eyes were still glowing red, and she spoke in the gentlest tone. He said something that made people hairy behind his back.
Tesla was stunned on the spot.
" Well ... I'm sorry for Dr. Tesla, but I just can't help it ... Red Seele is so broken now that she doesn't even want to act anymore. "
Seeing the unlucky Dr. Tesla, Elysia laughed out loud again.
How come our Dr. Tesla is such a funny character in the Bengsan world?
As soon as she appeared on the stage, she immediately made everyone laugh, even though she was really unlucky.
" This is the moment of anti-entropy bankruptcy! "
Pardo pinched his throat and pretended to imitate the Queen's accent. Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.
" Hahaha ... Dr. Tesla is so unlucky. After Veliona's whole day of adventure, it seems like she is the only one who is really injured, right? Good guy, now it's really a world where only Tesla is injured. finished. "
" I can only say that you should never mess with sickly girls, especially when they are unhappy. "
Elysia smiled and said,
" Of course, I won't be afraid of the beautiful, gentle and considerate pink fairy lady. No matter how arrogant and yandere the girl is, I can easily win over her! "
What Elysia said was a sign of confidence. It can only be said that she did have the capital to say this.
After all, she is the daughter of God and everyone loves her ~~
" But having said that, Veliona's expression and tone just now ... felt a lot like Dr. Mobius. "
Su touched his chin and said with some interest.
I feel that if the toys were replaced by mice, there would be no sense of violation at all.
" Their personalities are indeed somewhat similar. After all, they are both tsundere, and one is a yandere and the other is a crazy critic. They must have something in common. "
Su Mu nodded.
" Uh ... you really dare to say that. "
Su glanced at Su Mu in astonishment, as if looking at a warrior who was not afraid of death, and even opened his squinted eyes.
" Of course, I always say what I have to say. "
Mobius didn't watch the live broadcast anyway, so how could she know what she said?
Su Mu thought proudly.
After Veliona left, Dr. Tesla looked at his robot that had been torn in half and cried without tears.
[ " Woo woo woo, my Tesla-3027..." ]
Then our Dr. Einstein rushed to the scene immediately to laugh.
[ " Is this Dr. Tesla's new mecha? I never thought that the body of the mecha could be split into two parts, which is very deconstructed. " ]
[ " Chicken cot head! " ]
Seeing Dr. Tesla being laughed at by Einstein again, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
[It has to be Einstein, this accurate complaint has never let me down. ]
[High EQ: Your mecha has a deconstructed beauty. Low EQ: Can you throw this pile of scrap metal into the trash can? ]
[Why does the old thief like to persecute Dr. Tesla so much? It feels like she is the one who is unlucky every time. Shivering! When will we, Dr. Tesla, stand up? ]
Veliona, who then returned to the room, recalled her experience of the day. Her whole state was as if she had turned on the Internet at midnight, and she was almost eom .
She felt that Seele must be very disappointed with her like this.
Just when Veliona was immersed in the world of depression, she suddenly found a note on the bedside table with Seele's handwriting on it, which said "open the drawer".
When Red Seele opened the cabinet, she saw the cakes Seele packed back yesterday and a letter inside.
Red Seele opened the letter, and it was what Seele said to her. It couldn't be said to be sweet talk, or at least it was a sugar-coated bomb.
Anyway, after reading this letter, the halo of depression that had just enveloped Veliona disappeared in an instant.
Her whole mood also became one of surprise, shyness, and a little bit of excitement.
In the end, while Red Seele was eating the cake, she still didn't forget her arrogant persona, and then came the difficult words: What ' idiot Seele ' , do you think you can bribe me with a piece of cake? ' , ' It was you who asked me out anyway ' and so on.
The players in the live broadcast room all smiled in unison, and the live broadcast room was filled with a happy atmosphere.
And here, Veliona is also given a close-up in a normal style.
Seeing the beautiful, cute and broad-minded Veliona with a red face eating cake, I don't know how many players' hearts were captured at this moment, so the live broadcast room was flooded with barrages of dogs who wanted to be Veliona The screen is off.
What's more, they even want to be the cake in Veliona's mouth, so that Veliona can eat it into her stomach and become one with her.
It can only be said that Su Mu recognizes the perversion index of netizens this time.
" Veliona is so easy to coax. "
Seeing Veliona, who was about to be depressed just now, looking straight forward to being fucked by Seele's cake and letter, Elysia couldn't help but sigh sincerely.
" Yes, I feel that Red Seele may be the best girl to deal with in Honkai Impact Sanli. As long as Seele takes action, she can be taken down easily. "
Pardo also smiled and said,
" Seele is also very knowledgeable. I originally thought she was just a simple little girl, but now it seems we have underestimated her. "
" Hehe, Seele is a bit more elegant than me in this aspect ~~"
Elysia puffed up her chest proudly and said narcissistically.
[What is a strong Kerry! Even if I, the little angel Seele, are not present, I can still give the situation to C ! I just want to ask you if you are interested! ]
[This wave of candy is really satisfying. Even if there are more knives behind me, I will still be happy, as long as the old thief is not Dao Seele or Red Seele. ]
[Oh, this is troublesome. Should I marry Seele or Veliona? What a headache. ]
[Brother, it's still daytime, so you're just sitting here dreaming? Who will wake him up with a splash of urine? Don't come if you have diabetes, we can't let him taste the sweetness. ]
" Hehe, I just want to see Seele discover the good things that Red Seele has done with her body. "
After looking at the barrages who were chatting and joking, Elysia rubbed her hands and said expectantly.
Just thinking about that scene made her lips curl up involuntarily.
When the time came to the next day, Veliona, who returned to the small dark room, was a little worried about Seele, so she started to turn on the small TV again.
Then she saw the child who listened to the story yesterday ran over to Seele and said excitedly,
[ " Sister Seele, I understand what you want to teach us. Just like Little Red Riding Hood changes her own Schicksal through hard work, I will also - change everything! " ]
[ " Eh? " ]
Saying this, the child smashed the tomato in his hand. This unfolding immediately made Seele confused.
Immediately afterwards, Kiana also ran over and told Seele with a smile that she had discovered a super authentic Sichuan restaurant, and today they went to eat Chaotian pepper stir-fried with pickled peppers.
[ " Eh!? " ]
So our little Seele fell into confusion again.
came to Seele for revenge with the repaired Tesla-3028 .
[ " Eh!?!? " ]
Then, Bronya came and Seele managed to concentrate and said hello to Bronya.
Then she noticed that Bronya's face was a little red today, and she thought she had a fever.
However, her approach made Bronya take a few steps back involuntarily.
[ " I'm sorry, Seele, Bronya doesn't want to forget what happened yesterday, because it is also Bronya's precious memory. " ]
After saying that, Bronya turned around and ran away, leaving only Xiao Seele who was completely confused.
[ " What the hell happened?!!! " ]
In the small dark room, Veliona silently turned off the TV, but the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.
Just like that, Seele's one-day adventure came to an end.
However, although the small theater was over, the live broadcast room was plunged into a sea of joy.
" Hahahaha!!! It's exactly what I thought! I'm afraid Seele thought she had traveled through time! "
Lying on the table, Elysia kept banging her fists on the table, her body shaking, and tears of laughter came out.
" He actually even turned everything around. If Senti saw this, he would probably die from laughter, hahaha. "
The child squeezed a tomato and then said that the scene of turning everything around was too crude, which directly made Pardo laugh, making her unable to stop laughing at all.
" In terms of general rationality, there is no difference between Chaotian pepper and pickled pepper, and it shouldn't be called a dish, right? "
Su started complaining in a fit of laughter and tears,
" But it feels like this is the type Kalpas would like. "
" The Chaotian pepper is too spicy, I don't like it. "
Griseo shook her little head. After Kalpas stuffed a chili pepper into her mouth last time, she no longer dared to eat chili peppers.
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