章 240: Chapter 240 Veliona’s dark little red riding hood
" Brother-in-law, he really understands us. "
In reality, Seele couldn't help but sigh again.
If she hadn't known it was a game, she would have thought it was a biography of herself in another world, and it was still her teenage self.
She used to play Honkai Impact III, and when she saw Kiana and Bronya in the game, it gave her a strong sense of reality.
Now that it was her and Veliona's home court, this feeling became even more obvious.
' How does he understand me? '
Hearing Seele's voice, Red Seele immediately retorted with dissatisfaction. It was a pity that her voice could not reach Seele's ears. She could only forcefully grab Seele's body, and then write what she wanted in the diary. What to say to her.
Of course, under normal circumstances, she would definitely not be able to ignore Seele's wishes and snatch her body.
Her snatching of the body was more like a signal to Seele that she was going to use her body.
Then when Seele received the signal, she would give in and give control of her body to Red Seele. After Red Seele finished writing, she would give her body back again.
Although it may seem troublesome for them to operate, for Seele and Red Seele, who have been together for more than 20 years, this has already become as familiar as breathing, and they will not feel any trouble at all. of.
So when Veliona saw the complaining words left in her diary, Seele couldn't help but smile.
" Other me, if you are really unhappy, you can talk to your brother-in-law at night ~~"
Although Seele also thinks this is of no use.
After all, the other self is too pure. Compared with his brother-in-law, he is as easy to deceive and coax as a little sheep.
Later, after night came in the game, Seele approached Red Seele and wanted to play with her.
Red Seele, on the other hand, tried her best and said in a roundabout way that she wanted to go out for some air, that is, she wanted to borrow Seele's body.
She thought her lame excuse would be questioned by Seele, but she didn't expect that Seele came to her for this very reason.
It turns out that Seele also feels that it is obviously their two bodies, but she has always been in control, which is unfair to Veliona.
So she will sleep obediently all day tomorrow and let Veliona control her body.
" Seele actually took the initiative to let Veliona control her body for a whole day? "
Kiana was a little surprised, and then she couldn't help laughing and said,
" Then it's going to be a good show now. I bet 50 cents that Red Seele will definitely pull some tricks! "
" With Red Seele's character, it's really hard to imagine what she would do when she takes on Seele's identity. "
Mei Yi couldn't help but said in a dumbfounded voice.
" Veliona wants to use Seele's body to refuse the agreement with Kiana, right? I really want to know how she will talk to Kiana. "
Sirin said with a smile.
Although the plot hasn't started yet, they can already smell the fun.
" As long as she doesn't scold me severely. "
Kiana couldn't help but shudder when she thought of Veliona's aggressiveness towards the doll.
" That's not the case. Red Seele definitely doesn't want to cause trouble to Seele's interpersonal relationships. She loves Seele the most, so how could she do something that would make Seele unhappy? "
Meiyi smiled and shook her head.
It can only be said that now Bengsan players all over the world know that Red Seele is a tough-talking tsundere, and they like Seele the most.
Only Veliona still refused to admit it.
In a sense, she is also stronger.
And as Mei said, after the second day, Veliona controlled Seele's body and walked around the base. She also thought that if she quarreled with the people around her, it would be embarrassing for her, so she decided to play Seele well. .
Then she met the children at the base.
The children greeted her happily, but Veliona was not in a good mood.
[ " No, I'll get angry when I see these brats! Just because I'm a child, I can't bear to pester Seele all day long! " ]
[ " Huh, you have to scare them and let them know what's appropriate. " ]
Hearing Veliona's voice, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became stunned.
You said that Red Seele is jealous of Kiana. After all, Kiana is a lesbian. There is indeed a risk for Seele to get close to her.
But you are jealous of children and want to scare them. It's too disdainful!
All I can say is that it's you! Veliona!
" Isn't Red Seele too jealous? Is she really that jealous in real life? "
With curiosity, Elysia looked at Su Mu, hoping that he could give her an answer.
" Of course. "
Su Mu curled his lips and admitted without hesitation,
" Red Seele has such a jealous character. If anyone marries her in the future, the family won't have to be jealous ~~"
" Uh ... but are you sure she can get married? "
Elysia questioned.
Hearing this, Su Mu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Red Seele and Seele were one and the same, which meant that in the future, whether Seele wanted to get married or Red Seele wanted to get married, they had to seek the other's opinion.
But considering Veliona's extremely exclusive character, can she like other men? It is probably impossible in this life.
And Seele values Red Seele's opinion extremely. As long as Red Seele doesn't want to, she will definitely not wrong the other party.
According to this, the best choice for Seele and Red Seele is probably Bronya.
After all, Seele likes Bronya the most, and Red Seele doesn't reject Bronya either.
But the problem is that now that Bronya has been kidnapped by him, is Seele afraid that he will be doomed to live a lonely life?
Thinking of this, Su Mu couldn't help but feel a little guilty towards little angel Seele.
But this is not without a solution.
At worst, after he and Bronya get married, he can take Seele over to live with her, so that she can be with her sister Bronya again.
And when he and Bronya were working, they could leave their children to Seele to take care of them. It was like killing two birds with one stone!
As he thought about it, Su Mu couldn't help but give himself a slap to bring himself back from fantasy to reality.
Now he and Bronya are not married yet, and they have too much to think about.
Back to the game, the children asked Veliona to continue telling yesterday's story.
That is a story about Little Red Riding Hood.
[ " ... it turns out to be the evil big bad wolf disguised as grandma! Sister Seele, what will happen to Little Red Riding Hood next? " ]
Hearing the children's words, Red Seele rolled her eyes and suddenly thought of a good idea, so she said in a gentle voice,
[ " Next ... Little Red Riding Hood suddenly laughed and said: Huhuhu, it's so funny. I didn't expect the prey to come to the door by itself. " ]
[ " She waved the scythe and chopped off the head of the big bad wolf with just one blow. Little Red Riding Hood looked at the big bad wolf who was showing off his power just now, and said sarcastically: That's it? Do you know why my cloak is red? ? " ]
[ " Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up the basket and sickle, and embarked on a journey to find more and stronger prey ..." ]
Veliona told the story vividly, and when the story reached its climax, she even crushed a tomato to increase the horror effect.
Then she looked at the confused children and showed a proud and sinister smile,
[ " Hoo ho ho, this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood changing her Schicksal through her own efforts, how about it? " ]
" Pfft - hahahaha!!! Does Veliona want to laugh us to death? "
In the live broadcast room, Elysia was laughing so hard that she almost burst into tears.
Although she thought that Veliona's one-day adventure would be very interesting, she never expected that it would be this interesting!
This plot, whether it was the dark fairy tale about growing grass told by Veliona, or the contrasting scenes, gave them a powerful experience.
" Hahahaha!!! Brother Su Mu, are you sure you are not writing the story of Doll Academy? The unfolding of this grass is too similar to Doll Academy. "
The cat on the side was also laughing so hard that he couldn't close his legs, even his body staggered a little, and almost hit Su Mu.
" Hmm ... In terms of universal rationality, the story Veliona told is not bad. "
Su squinted his eyes and smiled slightly. He looked calm, but in fact he spent a lot of effort to maintain a calm posture.
Otherwise, if he laughs out loud here, his character will collapse.
Elysia still doesn't know how to tease herself about today's incident in the future.
Gratienne made a look of realization.
" So the story of Little Red Riding Hood can still be like this ... it's so interesting. "
That is to say, the brush is not in her hand yet, otherwise she will be unable to help but want to draw Little Red Riding Hood in a dark style.
[Grass! As expected of Veliona! I knew she would be able to do something we didn't expect! ]
[I'm laughing so hard. I'm afraid this Little Red Riding Hood is Veliona herself! He also chopped off the head of the big bad wolf with a knife. Is this story really something that children can hear? ]
[An · Tu · Sheng · Tong · Hua. ]
[This wave, this wave is the demon hunter who captured the wolf (funny). ]
[So, if Little Red Riding Hood is so awesome, how come her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf? ]
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, and a group of barrages passed by. Everyone was amused by Veliona's dark fairy tale.
I have to say that this story of Little Red Riding Hood is indeed super interesting compared to the fairy tales they are tired of hearing.
" My good Su Mu, you are such a genius. You can make us cry with knives, and you can make us laugh so hard with comedy. How come you are so good at playing with the hearts of players? "
Elysia laughed breathlessly, patted Su Mu on the shoulder and complained.
" This is just the basic operation of a qualified screenwriter. "
Su Mu said with a smile.
He will make readers laugh happily when they should laugh, and make them miserable when they should cry. The so-called players are the things in the hands of the screenwriter, the objects to be manipulated and played with, Kalpas Kalpas Kalpas ~~
After laughing for a while and slowly calming down, Elysia continued to click on the follow-up story.
After Veliona told the story, he thought the children would run away in fear and never dare to approach Seele again.
However, what she never expected was that the children came towards her with bright eyes and praised her for telling great stories. They hoped that she could continue to tell such stories tomorrow.
Such an unexpected development also confused Veliona.
She never thought that she wanted these brats to stay away from Seele, but in the end, it backfired and made them like Seele even more.
This made Veliona feel like crying without tears.
" Hehe ~~ Is this the so-called good intentions doing bad things? Uh ... No, it should be bad intentions doing good things? "
Looking at the confused Veliona on the screen, Elysia couldn't help but smile.
" Red Seele is looking down on today's children too much. Let me tell you, children in reality are also very naughty. It is basically impossible to scare them with such stories. "
Pardofelis also spoke.
She usually goes to the orphanage to deliver some supplies, so she knows the children very well.
Nowadays, children are more courageous than others. They might be able to watch it with gusto, let alone horror stories, even horror movies.
" I have a hunch that Red Seele may have a rough time today. "
Elysia chuckled.
She could tell from the first plot that Veliona's one-day adventure might not go smoothly.
Of course, the "unsuccessful" here refers to the outcome of things happening, which is different from what she imagined.
For example, she told children scary stories to scare them away from Seele, but in the end, she made them like Seele even more.
And what will happen when she faces Kiana later?
Elysia has very high expectations for this.
Soon, Veliona recovered from her first defeat, because her target this time, Kiana, had already found her.
However, Bronya was temporarily called away by Einstein, so this time only the two of them went to the coffee shop.
Veliona was also overjoyed when she heard the news. As for Kiana, she could just seize the opportunity to interrupt the infinite chain between her and Seele.
So after arriving at the coffee shop, Kiana ordered a lot of desserts. Veliona took the opportunity to say that it was not good for her to eat so many sweets every day, otherwise she would not come here again.
But Kiana thought that Seele was worried about getting cavities, so she immediately smiled and said that she brushed her teeth every day, so there was no problem.
Then Veliona changed her approach, saying that this place was far away from the Salt Lake base and it would be troublesome to run back and forth every day.
But Kiana said that Bronya said the cakes in this store were delicious, so it was worth the distance.
[ " She also said that this is the second most delicious cake she has ever eaten, second only to the one made by Seele ... Ah, could it be that, Seele, you mean that you will stop running so far in the future and make it with your own hands? we eat? " ]
Kiana suddenly showed a moved expression.
章 241: Chapter 241 Veliona’s social death moment
Veliona was speechless again. Kiana's quantum level understanding was really beyond her control.
At the same time, seeing Veliona being defeated continuously, the players in the live broadcast room were all laughing from ear to ear.
Sure enough, idiots can overcome arrogance.
Later, Veliona also realized that such roundabout hints might not have any effect on Kiana, a paramecium, so she simply stated directly that she actually didn't like sweets, and she liked spicy food, so she better not come here in the future.
As a result, Kiana was touched again. She didn't expect that Seele didn't like sweets and would accompany her and Bronya every day. Seele was indeed gentle and considerate.
[ " I must also work hard to learn from Seele and become a considerate person! " ]
Kiana grabbed Veliona's hand and said sincerely.
" Hahaha, I can only say that Kiana's understanding is perfect. "
Seeing Veliona deflated three times under Kiana's quantum level understanding, Elysia laughed so much that her stomach hurt.
" Who told Red Seele not to speak clearly clearly? But after all, she has to pretend to be Seele, so she can't speak too directly. Sure enough, when dealing with Seele, Red Seele is so gentle. "
Pardofelis couldn't help but sigh.
" But now Seele's reputation has been harmed. I don't know how she will feel when her reputation for liking spicy food spreads. "
[I laughed out loud. It would be so fun if I found Kiana bringing a pot of Mapo tofu when I wait for Seele to come online tomorrow. ]
[Veliona is too funny. Why didn't I realize before that Veliona has the potential to be a comedian? ]
[Including the previous story telling, Veliona has already backfired twice, and she doesn't know who the victim will be next time. (funny)]
[No matter who it is, I have already seen that Veliona is doomed to fail, hehe. ]
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.
Veliona's adventure continued. When she returned to the base, she happened to meet Bronya.
She wanted to pretend to look at the scenery and pass by, but she was stopped by Bronya.
[ " Good afternoon, big sister ... sister Bronya. " ]
Facing Bronya's gaze, Red Seele instantly showed Seele's signature smile.
However, Bronya noticed something strange at a glance.
[ " Seele is acting weird today. " ]
[ " Yes, yes? Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night. " ]
[ " Seele clearly made an appointment with Bronya to count a hundred reloaded bunnies every day and then sleep well. " ]
Bronya's tone was calm, as if she was stating a perfectly normal fact.
And this also puts Veliona out of control. Is counting that thing really useful?
But in order not to expose her identity, she could only bite the bullet and catch Bronya's words.
[ " I counted three hundred animals yesterday and couldn't fall asleep. Maybe this method doesn't work. " ]
Hearing Veliona's words, Bronya crossed her arms and made a ᗜ ‸ ᗜ expression.
[ " Bronya has never made that kind of agreement with Seele. Bronya made this up temporarily. " ]
[ " What?! " ]
[ " And counting reloaded rabbits does not help sleep. " ]
" Pfft - Bronya is so bad, she actually used fishing law enforcement against Red Seele. "
Looking at Veliona who was losing ground to Bronya's offensive, Elysia suddenly burst into laughter.
To be honest, when she saw Bronya appearing, she had already thought that there would be fun.
But she didn't expect that Bronya would be so bad as to use the fishing method and directly take out Veliona.
Sure enough, facing the old-fashioned Bronya, Veliona is still too pure!
" By the way, Seele wears countless bunnies to sleep every night. Doesn't Red Seele know that? Doesn't she always look at Seele? "
Pardofelis said with some confusion.
" She must be too nervous. When a person is nervous, the brain will automatically filter out many things. "
Su smiled and shook his head.
" Every time Kosmo gets along with Sister Daisy, he gets very nervous. "
Griseo said.
" Oh? Griseo is taciturn. "
Hearing Griseo's words, Su Mu's eyes suddenly lit up. Is there any gossip?
" When Kosmo and Sister Daisy are together, he always talks very little, and he doesn't like to say strange things as usual, but he is very happy. "
Under Su Mu's questioning, Griseo didn't hide anything at all, and directly told everything about Kosmo and Destobia, making Su Mu and others satisfied.
" Hey, I didn't expect Kosmo to already be passionate about girls at such a young age. Next time I see him, I will definitely teach him Elysia's unique love skills. "
Elysia said with a smile.
There are not many lovers in the Golden Courtyard. When Su Mu and Bronya were in love before, she was not able to help (meaning to have fun), so she would definitely not let go of the opportunity to be a matchmaker again.
" You'd better forget it. I've never heard of it. People with zero love experience can teach others love skills. Are you a master of armchair talking? "
Su Mu said with contempt.
" What's wrong with zero experience? I'm a theoretical intellectual, okay. Without us theoretical intellectuals, where would those practicing people get the data? "
Elysia said confidently,
" And do you know that my emotional radio station has now solved the love problems of thousands of viewers? If you don't believe me, ask them. "
As she spoke, Elysia pointed at the screen.
A large number of comments in favor of Elysia also popped up in the live broadcast room.
" Come on, what kind of emotional radio station are you talking about? It's more like a comedy radio station. "
Su Mu waved his hand indifferently.
At this moment, Su Mu's phone suddenly rang.
He picked it up and saw, well, it was a call from Kosmo.
"... Brother Su Mu, can you and Sister Aili stop talking about me ..."
After picking up the phone, after a few seconds of silence, Kosmo's seemingly calm tone was mixed with unspeakable shame.
" Uh ... Sorry, sorry, we won't talk anymore. "
Su Mu immediately replied sheepishly.
He didn't expect that Kosmo would actually watch Elysia's live broadcast, which was a bit embarrassing now.
Now we can only hope that Destobia will not watch Elysia's live broadcast, otherwise Kosmo may really become autistic.
After hanging up the phone, Su Mu and Elysia looked at each other, both seeing embarrassment in each other's eyes.
So the two of them changed the topic in unison and brought the topic back to Veliona.
It's better to continue to persecute Red Seele.
Later, Bronya also directly pointed out the fact that Veliona was not that Seele.
But Veliona wanted to save her again, saying that she was just joking along with Bronya's words.
[ " Xing, why are you here? " ]
Bronya looked behind HeiSeele and said hello.
[ " What?! Get away, you bastard! If you don't want to be pushed down the stairs again, stay away from Seele ..." ]
Hearing Xing's name, Veliona turned around furiously, but there was nothing in front of her.
Not to mention a human figure, not even a bird.
Obviously, Veliona was fooled by Bronya again.
" No, why doesn't HeiSeele have a long memory? She was tricked by Bronya again. "
In Sirin's live broadcast room, when they saw that Veliona had been fooled by Bronya again in less than a minute, everyone was really dumbfounded.
They didn't know whether to say that Bronya was a master of deception and a professional fisherman, or that Veliona was just too innocent.
" Why is this Red Seele like a stupid kid from a landlord's family? "
Mei Yi held her forehead and laughed.
" Hahaha! Let's see who dares to call me a paramecium in the future. Veliona is obviously even more stupid than me! She is a complete self-destruction truck! "
Kiana straightened her back proudly.
After all, in her opinion, even she couldn't be hooked twice in a row in just one minute.
" I declare! From now on, the title of Honkai Sanparamecium will be given to Red Seele! "
" Come on, Red Seele is much smarter than you. It's just that she's too nervous when facing Bronya now, so she loses her composure. "
Sirin said angrily.
" Then what if she is still fooled? "
Kiana said unconvinced.
" How can this be? "
Sirin shook her head,
" It's already outrageous to be fooled twice in a row. How can you be fooled again? Even Rosalia can't be so pure, right? "
" Well ... that's right. "
Kiana rubbed her chin and thought about it, and felt that it was impossible for someone to be hooked three times in a row. Even if it was just a story, it would be too outrageous.
After all, reality doesn't need logic, but stories do.
Although he was fooled again, Veliona reacted quickly and thought of how to explain.
In a sense, she is also very powerful.
So Bronya attacks again.
[ " Bronya remembered that Seele said she snored while sleeping last time, so today Bronya brought some calming tea to Seele. " ]
[ " Huh, you can't lie to me this time. " ]
Hearing this, Veliona immediately put his hands on his hips and said proudly,
[ " When Seele fell asleep, I was always staring at her. She never snored, but occasionally said some cute sleep talk ..." ]
Veliona's words stopped suddenly, and the scene was very embarrassing for a time.
There is no doubt that Veliona has fallen into the trap again!
" Veliona ..."
Sirin covered her face. She really didn't want to laugh anymore. Her smiling face almost convulsed, but she still couldn't help it.
" No one would be deceived three times in a row ... Oh, it turns out it really does happen. Then it's okay. "
Kiana grinned and laughed.
" Bronya is really a master of fishing. This time she changed her routine to make Veliona think she had found a flaw, but in fact it played into Bronya's hands. "
Yayi said dumbfounded.
They suddenly understood why Red Seele was rarely seen in reality. With such an IQ, if he had come out casually, he would have been deceived into unconsciousness long ago!
I originally thought that Seele was very innocent, but I didn't expect that Red Seele was ten times more innocent than Seele!
[No way, family, my head is going to fall off laughing! How can Veliona be so cute! ]
[Laughing, Seele said she snores when she sleeps. She can tell she is snoring when she sleeps, right? Veliona is really cute and cute. ]
[No, did Veliona expose something? Did it turn out that you had been watching Seele while she was sleeping? Isn't this the behavior of an O- girl? ! ]
The viewers in the live broadcast room also discovered the new world and began to complain crazily.
In Siberia, when Seele saw this plot, the expression on her face couldn't help but become a little weird.
Although this plot seemed outrageous, she unexpectedly felt that it was indeed very likely to happen.
" Other me ... did you really stare at me when I was sleeping? "
Seele asked shyly.
' how could it be possible! ! ! '
Veliona suddenly let out a silent cry.
But when she said how is it possible, she was not referring to her answer to Seele, but to her doubts and confusion as to why Su Mu knew such a thing.
Could it be that Su Mu is really her nemesis?
And what's going on with this plot? Isn't this Chi Guoguo's attempt to smear her?
That bastard Su Mu actually made himself look like Rosalia ... No, even Rosalia isn't that stupid!
How could anyone be fooled three times in a row? ! I am not that stupid!
This is Chi Guoguo's slander!
Bastard Su Mu! I will never forgive him!
Even if he licks her feet now, she won't forgive him!
Back to the game, Veliona reacted at this time and pushed Bronya to the wall in anger. She was so excited that she forgot what she had just heard.
In this plot, the original Q -print style has changed to a normal style, and it is still very cute.
[ " Is it the matter of re-dressing Bunny, or the matter of playing a villain, or the matter of staring at Seele's sleeping face ..." ]
Bronya, who was slapped against the wall by Veliona, couldn't help but have a suspicious blush on her little face, and her aura weakened.
[ " Ahhhh!!! Don't repeat it! Don't say it out loud! Forget it all! Forget it completely!!! " ]
Veliona shouted shyly and anxiously.
It's no wonder she was so excited. If Seele knew, she could really say goodbye to this planet.
However, at this moment, the hatch next to him opened, and Einstein walked out, and his painting style changed back to the Q version.
[ " Bronya, there was something I forgot to tell you just now ..." ]
Einstein, who had just walked out, saw Bronya being trapped by Veliona at a glance, and both of their faces were flushed.
After a three-second pause, Einstein immediately changed his words,
[ " Sorry to bother you two, please continue. " ]
After saying that, she returned to the room and closed the door again.
Veliona quickly let Bronya go, but it was already too late.
She could only cry in her heart without tears.
[ " It turned into a strange misunderstanding!!! " ]
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