章 172: Chapter 172 Elysia: I am determined to be the king of children!
In the end, Su Mu agreed to Vill-Vi's request and became her assistant when she performed magic at night.
After all, although VilVi's character always makes her performance very dangerous, these dangers do not actually threaten Su Mu's life, and he is not even injured. At most, they leave some psychological shadow or something. [TL/N: Cant be as bad as Mr. JBreast vids]
But correspondingly, Vill-Vi will also compensate Su Mu. After all, they are close friends.
For example, if Su Mu asks Vill-Vi for help, she will never refuse no matter what she is busy with.
Usually, if the air conditioner or refrigerator at home breaks down, or there is a problem with the game console, Su Mu would directly ask Vill-Vi to help repair it.
Although letting a world-class engineer do the work of a maintenance worker is a bit like swatting mosquitoes with a cannon, neither Su Mu nor Vill-Vi care about this.
Su Mu was too lazy to find anyone else to fix it. Vill-Vi was in the Golden Courtyard. Who else could he look for if not her?
Even sometimes when Vill-Vi was away, he would go to Tesla. Anyway, his favorability with Tesla was quite high, and he would help unconditionally as long as he asked.
And this also made Bronya complain about him a lot, asking a world-leading inventor and engineer to repair her game console and mobile phone ... Only Su Mu could do such a thing.
But who told him that his connections are so good ~~
And if he wanted to, he could even take the broken electrical appliance to Schicksal Company and ask Otto to repair it for him.
Don't forget, the bishop is also a great inventor ~~
After sending away Vill-Vi, Su Mu took stock of the surrounding arrangements.
I have to say that Eden is indeed professional in setting up and decorating the environment.
She made the place that was originally a garden now dyed with strong Spring Festival colors, which is pleasing to the eye and can also feel the strong flavor of the New Year.
" Meow ~~"
At this moment, a cat meowed from Su Mu's feet. Su Mu looked down and found that Can Can ran over at some point and was rubbing his calf affectionately.
" Haha, Can, who dressed you up like this? "
Su Mu laughed when he saw the can.
This cute fat cat was dressed up like a Aponian beast [TL/N: Nian beast?] by someone unknown. It was dressed in red clothes and had a silly and cute mask on its head.
" Of course it was Pardo who did it. "
Bronya came over, looked at the can, and said a little dumbfounded,
" She said since it was the Chinese New Year, how could we miss the Aponian beast, so she dressed up the cans like this, and said we could have an activity to fight the Aponian beast later.
However, the can ran away as soon as he heard it. Pardo went out to chase it. Unexpectedly, this little guy was quite smart. He made a comeback and actually came here. "
" Meow ~~"
Can Can raised his chin proudly, as if to say, this cat is so smart, how could he be caught by that idiot owner?
" Hahaha, beat the Aponian beast, it's a shame that Pardo can figure it out. "
Hearing this, Su Mu suddenly laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
" But Can Can's outfit is quite cute and can be posted on WeChat Moments. "
With that said, Su Mu picked up the can and placed it in Bronya's arms. Then he took out his mobile phone, pointed it at the can, took a photo, and sent it to Moments.
[Picture: Preparing to fight the New Year beast ~~ ]
Not long after this message was sent out, people began to reply one after another.
[Miss Pufferfish doesn't know how to lead a dog: Su Mu, how old are you and you are still so childish ... Why don't you take one with me? ]
[Programmer who hopes to get off work on time: Is this outfit ... made by Pardo? Quite cute. ]
[Master Bishop: Brother Su Mu, when are you free to come out for a meal? I have some thoughts about Kallen Fantasy 2 that I would like to discuss with you. ]
[Griseo: Happy New Year, brother Su Mu. ]
[Gentle and virtuous Dr. Tesla: Xiaomu, do you like cats? How about I bring one to you when I come back? ]
[Seele: Sister Bronya is wearing new clothes today. She's so beautiful. ]
[A rare commodity to live in: Ah! It turns out that the can guy ran back again, damn it! How dare you play tricks on me! Brother Su Mu, help me look at the cans first. I'll be right back! ]
Looking at the large number of replies that appeared in a short period of time, Su Mu suddenly felt unreal.
It has only been half a year since I came to this world, but I have already become friends with so many people? It feels like a dream.
Thinking of this, he reached out and touched Bronya's chest. Only when he felt the familiar soft touch did he feel relieved.
Sure enough, in this materialistic society, only the milky white snow is the only real thing.
" What are you doing all of a sudden! "
Su Mu's sudden attack caused Bronya's pretty face to suddenly turn pink. She quickly slapped Su Mu's big hand away, and then looked around hurriedly.
Fortunately, Vill-Vi and Eden were on the other side and did not notice the situation on their side, so Bronya breathed a sigh of relief.
Although she always pesters Su Mu at home and wants to be stuck in bed with Su Mu all the time, she is still very reserved when she is outside.
" Ahem, I wanted to touch the can, but I accidentally touched the wrong one. "
Su Mu said without blushing and out of breath, and threw the pot directly to Can Can.
Can: Meow meow meow?
I may not be a cat, but you are a real dog!
But after getting along with Su Mu for so long, and with such a tacit understanding between the two parties that she could understand each other's meaning with just one look, how could Bronya be deceived by Su Mu's excuse.
She rolled her eyes at Su Mu angrily, then looked in the direction of Eden and the others to make sure they were busy with what they were doing. Then she came close to Su Mu's ear, lowered her voice, and said seductively. ,
" Idiot ... if you want to, just tell me, can't you? Don't do such a thing suddenly next time. It would be bad if someone sees it. Let's go home now. "
" Uh ... No, no need, I really didn't think about that. "
Su Mu suddenly broke out in cold sweat and shook his head quickly.
After some hard talking, Bronya ' let go ' Su Mu, but looking at the resentful look in her eyes, she was obviously a little dissatisfied.
After all, in her opinion, it was Su Mu who initiated the ' hint ' to her first , but he didn't come. What does this mean?
New play ?
After resolving the ' misunderstanding ' on Bronya's side , Su Mu replied to the friends who left messages in the circle of friends one by one.
Soon, the cat ran over and once again staged a cat-cat play with the can.
Although Can Can looks like a fat cat, its movements are not slow, but very dexterous.
After all, he often follows his master to ' buy goods ' . How can he do it without good skills?
A few people were fighting and making trouble, which was not very lively. When Elysia came to join in, it became more lively.
Elysia's ability to liven up the atmosphere is the best. No matter what the occasion is, as long as it is not a sad occasion such as a funeral, she can liven up the atmosphere as the C position.
Now Su Mu is added to the mix, and the chemical reaction caused by her and Su Mu coming together can make people laugh out loud.
To use an analogy, the relationship between the two of them is a bit similar to Tom and Jerry, pure bad friends.
At noon, Snake came back from shopping, and everyone enjoyed a delicious meal cooked by Brother Kalpas.
After the afternoon, Aponya came over with the children from the orphanage, accompanied by Sora, Lyle and the most beautiful Miss Raven.
The children were very excited when they came to the famous Golden Courtyard, but because of their free time and Aponya's good education, they did not do anything annoying and were all well-behaved.
After seeing Su Mu, the little lolita cheered and gathered around, greeting Su Mu in all directions.
Because he often goes to the orphanage to take care of the children, Su Mu's status in the children's minds is now no less than Sora and Aponya, and even higher than Lyle.
After all, Lyle's character is a bit out of tune, which makes some little lolita not like him very much.
" Hey, these little girls are hanging around men when they are so young. How can they do it when they grow up? "
Looking at the lolita surrounding Su Mu, Kong couldn't help but shake his head and complain.
" Oh, I obviously spend more time with the children, why don't they like me so much? "
Lyle said a little depressed.
He thought that although he was not as handsome as Su Mu, he was about the same, right?
" You, if you can change this inconsistent temper, the child might like you. "
Siola said with a chuckle.
" Miss Siola, welcome to your arrival. "
Eden came over. As the hostess here, she naturally had to come and say hello to Raven and the others.
" Hello, Miss Eden, we are honored to be guests of Golden Courtyard. "
Siora also expressed her gratitude to Eden very politely.
After all, Eden's identity is very different from hers. If it weren't for Aponya, they might not have any intersection at all.
While Eden was chatting with Siola and others, Elysia was trying to hook up some little lolita from Su Mu.
After all, children are well-behaved and cute, who doesn't want to touch their heads and squeeze their faces?
However, her invincible charm doesn't seem to work well for these little lolita, or in other words, it doesn't work well in front of Su Mu.
This is like when a kitten is faced with cat food and dried fish. Although the cat food tastes good, the dried fish is definitely more delicious.
" Hey, my good Su Mu, how did you do it? Why are the children so close to you? "
Looking at the little girls surrounding Su Mu, some of whom were bold enough to hang on his back or get into his arms, Elysia felt envious.
She couldn't figure out why Su Mu was so popular among the children.
The same goes for Griseo. He has obviously been with Griseo for several years, but Su Mu has only been here for half a year and has successfully replaced her and occupied the position in little Gratitude's heart.
" Don't be envious, this is personal charm, you can't learn it. "
Su Mu said proudly.
" It's a cat! What a cute little kitten! "
At this time, a child discovered the can next to it, and his eyes suddenly shone and he shouted.
One thing to say, the canned food is indeed very good-looking. Although it is a little fat, the fat on it makes it look even more cute.
Moreover, it is now dressed like a Aponian beast, which makes its cuteness rise to another level.
" Do you like kittens? "
Elysia rolled her eyes and asked with a smile.
" I, I like it. "
" hey-hey. "
Elysia curled her lips, turned around and gestured towards the can,
" Canned food, come here ~~"
" Meow? "
Can Can walked over slowly, and then was picked up by Elysia, and said to the children in a bewitching tone,
" Then do you want to touch it? "
" C-can it? "
Hearing this, the children suddenly became interested.
After all, cats and puppies are a bit irresistible to most children.
It can only be said that human beings' preference for furry creatures is an instinct engraved in DNA .
" Of course you can, but don't make it unhappy ~~"
In this way, Elysia finally got her wish and gathered a group of children around her while selling her ' body ' in cans.
Then while the children were playing with cans, she also patted their heads and pinched their faces, and she suddenly looked satisfied.
This wave, this wave is Can Can sacrificing himself and saving this family.
However, Elysia didn't let Can Can's help go in vain, and offered it a generous reward of five cat strips. Only then did Can Can let the children pet him.
Otherwise, the can is usually quite aloof. Except for Brother Pardojie and Su Mu, anyone else who wants to play with it has to look at its mood.
" It's okay, Elysia, she actually learned how to use off-site assistance. "
Seeing that the children were attracted to the cans, Su Mu was not annoyed, but found it interesting.
" Hmph ~~ ♫ I, Elysia, am determined to be the king of children today! "
Elysia exhaled two puffs of white air from her nose and said proudly.
" Oh? It's interesting. It's been a long time since anyone dared to challenge me for the position of King of Children. "
Su Mu raised his eyebrows and grinned.
" Then let's compete today to see who the children like more! "
" Hehe ~~ The beautiful pink elf lady is not afraid of any challenge! "
".... What two idiots. "
On the side, watching Su Mu and Elysia fighting seriously and doing some very childish behavior, Snake couldn't help but shook his head and mocked.
" But they and the baby are happy, aren't they? "
A heartfelt smile appeared on Aponya's face.
" Dr. Mobius, maybe sometimes it's not good to be too smart. "
" .... Aponya, what do you want to say? "
Snake looked at Aponya faintly.
Aponia smiled gently at her,
" What I want to say is ... You are obviously very envious of Dr. Mobius, why don't you get involved? "
章 173: Chapter 173 Genius mahjong girl!
" I envy? "
Snake frowned,
" Apponia, are you kidding me? I would envy them? "
Snake Snake feels that Aponya is really nagging a little bit. Isn't he praying every day and damaging his brain?
" Dr. Mobius, do you really think so in your heart? "
Aponya's eyes were dark, and the words he spoke seemed to have a power that made people unconsciously believe them.
" Humph, if you just come to talk to me about these boring topics, then forget it. I'm very busy and don't have time to waste with you. "
Snake snorted coldly, then twisted the water snake's waist and turned around to leave.
" Well ... is this what Su Mu often said ... tsundere? "
Seeing Mobius running to the other side and sitting with Kalpas, Aponya said in a daze.
That is to say, Mobius is gone, otherwise she will probably be angry again if she hears Aponya calling herself a tsundere.
How could she, Mobius, be a tsundere?
She doesn't even know what a tsundere is!
Everyone was talking and laughing, and everyone had a great time at this ' family version ' party.
Su Mu, Elysia, and Pardolaire have been playing with the children. They all have active personalities and are very good at playing with the children. The children's laughter did not stop during the whole period. Pass.
Bronya and Eden were chatting with Siora and Kong. Eden's demeanor and the content of the chat also opened the eyes of Siora and Kong, and they understood what it means to be a true upper class person.
Aponia Mobius and Kalpas Weiwei got together to play mahjong.
Of course, this suggestion of playing mahjong was not brought up by any of them.
But when Su Mu saw them sitting nearby and not chatting much, he was afraid that they would be bored, so he simply set up a mahjong table for them and let them play by themselves.
Anyway, there are exactly four of them, and the Chinese New Year celebrations here in China are not going to be fun if they don't play cards or mahjong.
But to be honest, watching four people like Aponia, Mobius, Kalpasand Vill-Vi gather at a table to play mahjong, the scene is simply amazing!
After all, according to the characters in the game, these four people are the most problematic children among the Thirteen Heroes.
Originally, there were not many normal people in the Thirteen Flame-chasers, and these four people happened to be the most seriously ill .
So to see the four of them sitting on the same table calmly and playing mahjong, in the previous world, those captains would have never dared to think that such a thing would happen. It was really stupid.
But this is Su Mu. If it were anyone else who wanted them to play together, then they might not give others face at all.
Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about Snake and Brother Kalpas. These two people are not masters who can listen to others.
But Su Mu is different. His popularity in Golden Courtyard can be said to be second only to Elysia and Eden.
Of course, Aponya's mother doesn't need to say much. As long as Su Mu speaks, she will basically not reject any of Su Mu's requests, and the same goes for Vill-Vi.
As for Brother Kalpas, that's even better.
Although Brother Kalpas always looks irritable, people who actually know him know that Brother Kalpas is actually very easy to talk to.
And Su Mu has been looking for Kalpas for dinner in the past six months, and his feelings will naturally come out, so as long as he masters the way to talk to Kalpas, it is very simple to get him to agree to his request. .
Even Su Mu wanted to write a book called One Hundred Questions on the Mask of Kalpas: From Entry to Grave.
As for the final snake, it's even simpler.
The other three people have been taken care of by Su Mu, and you are the only one left. Do you still want to be excluded from everyone?
Although Snake has always been very indifferent to outsiders, she still retains a touch of warmth when facing her friends in Golden Courtyard.
So the Mahjong combination from Golden Courtyard was born.
However, these people are not honest when playing mahjong. One by one, they are like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.
Su Mu watched the battle for a while and couldn't help being dumbfounded.
For example, Aponia will close her eyes and pray before touching a card, and then the next card she touches will definitely be the card she wants most, making her an invincible self- pity .
Good guy, are you praying to the God of Wealth?
Vill-Vi, on the other hand, is crazy about cheating, stealing cards and exchanging cards. For a great magician like her, this kind of trick is really simple and childish.
Even though Mobius and the others knew that Velvi was cheating, they couldn't catch her in the act.
If Su Mu hadn't made a special trip to Vill-Vi to watch with his own eyes, he might not even know when Vill-Vi completed the card change.
It can only be said that whenever Vill-Vi goes to a casino, she can really walk sideways like the God of Gamblers in the movie.
Of course, Mobius is not good at playing games either. Although she does not have Aponya's miraculous ability to draw cards, nor does she have Vill-Vi's tricks of cheating, she can play games with her brain.
Although she has a Ph.D. in biology, she is no weaker than professional professors in some top universities in mathematics.
In her smart brain, as long as she sees what card the opponent is playing, she can calculate through probability what card he has in his hand and what card he wants.
To put it bluntly, what we are playing is probability mahjong.
And after fighting for so long, Mobius has never fired a cannon, which shows how strong she is.
What a genius mahjong girl.
However, compared with these three Eight Immortals crossing the sea and showing their magical powers, our Brother Kalpas is undoubtedly the only unlucky guy in this mahjong.
After all, no matter how strong he is, this is playing mahjong, not boxing. He can't use all his strength and can only be ruthlessly manipulated by three women.
In a short time, Brother Kalpas's face and body were covered with various notes.
There is no way, this is what happens when ordinary people wander into the battlefield of gods.
Fortunately, Brother Kalpas didn't show any dissatisfaction. On the contrary, he was a little happy with it. It can only be said that Brother Kalpas's thoughts are indeed not something that ordinary people can guess.
In this way, everyone played happily all afternoon, and everyone was very happy. Even Snake, who always said it was a waste of time at first, ended up being addicted to mahjong and couldn't extricate himself.
From a distance, Su Mu could hear her saying something from time to time,
" bump! "
" Bang! "
" Self-filming! The unparalleled thirteenth national warrior! "
So Su Mu silently took a picture of them playing mahjong, and also specially recorded a video of Mobius with her face full of excitement after filming, and then sent it to Moments, and specially liked Fuxi Dan. Zhu Klein.
When the three of them saw that Mobius could actually play mahjong, they were completely dumbfounded and almost thought they had traveled through time.
The battle between Su Mu and Elysia as the Child King also ended with his victory.
After all, no matter how cute the cat is, it's impossible for children to pet it for hours, right?
After playing for an hour or two, they almost got tired of it. Without the cans, the children naturally returned to Su Mu.
This made Elysia so depressed that she ended up noisily playing with Su Mu and the children, shamelessly sharing the title of King of Children with Su Mu.
After the happy play time was over, Kalpas, as the head chef and housekeeper, also began to prepare the evening meal.
Weiwei switched to Baiwei's personality and started cooking with Kalpas.
After all, there are quite a lot of people today. If Kalpas were to do it alone, it would take a long time.
As for the others, at Su Mu's suggestion, they started making dumplings together.
Although making dumplings has become a bad joke at the annual Spring Festival Gala.
But I have to say that during the Chinese New Year, making dumplings with everyone is really fun and lively, and it is also when there are so many people.
" Amu, I didn't expect you to be quite good at making dumplings. "
Watching Su Mu make a neat row of dumplings, Bronya couldn't help but smile.
" Hey, after all, how can a Chinese person not know how to make dumplings? "
Su Mu said proudly.
" My good Su Mu, come and teach me, why are the dumplings I make not as good-looking as yours? "
At this time, Elysia also came over and pointed at the dumplings she made and said depressedly.
Su Mu took one look at the dumplings made by Elysia and almost laughed his head off.
" No, Elysia, are you sure you are making dumplings, not dumplings? "
I saw that the dumplings made by Elysia were just a pile of dough skins, and she gave a lot of stuffing inside, which made it impossible for her to glue the two sides of the dumpling skins together, and finally ended up with A strange-looking child.
" Hey, aren't I thinking about putting more meat filling in it? I think others say that dumplings with thin skin and meat filling are the most delicious. "
Elysia smiled and scratched her face.
Because there was flour on her hands from the dumplings she had just made, when she touched her face, some white flour immediately stuck to her face.
" Are you stupid? You have to have a certain degree of control over thin skin and meat filling. If you make it like this, the dumplings will fall apart right after you put them in the pot. "
Su Mu lectured angrily, while taking out a paper towel from the table next to her and helping Elysia wipe the flour that accidentally got on her face.
" Also, don't mess with your hands. They're still covered in flour. Why are you acting like a child? "
" Hehe, aren't you here? My good Su Mu ~~"
Elysia smiled brightly, and the beauty that bloomed in that moment was comparable to the brilliance of the sun.
If it were anyone else, I'm afraid he would have fallen in love with Elysia at first sight at this moment.
But Su Mu has long been accustomed to her expectations. After all, he sees Elysia every day. What kind of look does Su Mu not see about her?
" Haha, Elysia, your dumplings are very artistic. If you take them to an abstract art competition, I believe you will win a grand prize, right? "
Mobius walked over while twisting his waist, looked at the dumplings made by Elysia, and suddenly started laughing in a sinister manner.
She always liked to quarrel with Elysia, but now that she saw Elysia looking so embarrassed, she naturally wanted to ridicule her.
" Mobius, where are the dumplings you made? Let me take a look. "
However, Elysia is not a light-hearted person. She knows very well that Mobius, a guy who eats instant noodles all day long, has probably never entered the kitchen, let alone making dumplings.
" Uh ... that's not important. "
Mobius paused suddenly, then turned his head to the side and said with a guilty conscience.
But Elysia ran directly to where Mobius was and came back with a few dumplings made by Mobius, smiling and saying,
" Hahaha, my dear Mobius, you are almost as good as me! "
Hearing this, Su Mu and others immediately looked at Elysia's hands curiously.
Well, I saw Elysia holding a few ... well, how to put it, you can't say they are dumplings, you can only say that they may be relatives of dumplings.
There are square ones, oval ones, and the most outrageous thing is that there are pentagonal ones ...
Those who knew it thought Mobius was making dumplings, but those who didn't know thought she was doing academic research!
" Pfft—— ! "
Bronya immediately laughed out loud.
Elysia and Mobius are really incompetent this time, and neither of them can make a good dumpling.
" Elysia, what do you know? I deliberately wanted to try other styles. Who said dumplings have to be crescent-shaped? "
Mobius suddenly stiffened in embarrassment and refused to admit that he couldn't make dumplings.
It's strange to say that she obviously followed other people's methods of making dumplings, but for some reason, the final dumplings always looked messy.
" Well, that's true. There are many ways to wrap dumplings, and there is no rule that they have to be crescent-shaped. But the way you wrap them is still the same as Elysia. It will probably fall apart when put in the pot. "
Su Mu smiled and shook his head.
" Doctor, if you are interested, why don't you let me teach you? "
"... Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't make dumplings? "
Snake folded his arms expressionlessly.
" Of course not. Doctor, you are so smart. You won't have trouble making dumplings. I just think you can try a few other ways to make dumplings. "
Su Mu didn't deliberately tease Snake. After all, Snake is not as easy to tease as Elysia. According to Snake's temper, if you dare to tease her, just wait until you end up on the operating table!
So Su Mu chose the term "high emotional intelligence" to give Mobius a step down.
" Well ... if you insist on demonstrating it, I can take a look. "
Dr. Mobius is still as arrogant as ever.
" Good Su Mu, don't forget me, come and teach me too. "
Elysia said quickly.
" Okay, you all should take a good look at it. "
As Su Mu said this, he began to demonstrate how to wrap various dumplings to the two of them.
There are Crescent Moon Dumplings, Big Belly Dumplings, Yuanbao Dumplings, Pearl Dumplings and so on ....
Both Mobius and Elysia were dazzled.
The children in the orphanage also came over curiously. When they saw the various dumplings displayed in Su Mu's hands, their beautiful big eyes were filled with admiration.
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