" Oh, I'm angry to say it. If Otto hadn't insisted on coveting the power of the Herrscher of the Void and rescued Sirin from Welt, this situation wouldn't have happened now. "
Kiana said angrily.
And her words were unanimously approved by everyone.
If Otto had not caused trouble, this second eruption would have been suppressed by Welt long ago.
There would be no six-core Sirin coming out, let alone tens of millions of people dying around the world.
But things happened after all. Besides, if Otto doesn't cause trouble, is he still called Otto?
After temporarily completing the second Honkai Impact Chronicles, Sirin played the story of this event again, Chasing the Dream Twin Stars.
After the last event plot, Stars and You Disappeared, players are almost suffering from PTSD from the event plot , and they are afraid that this event plot will be something big again.
However, as Sirin played, everyone discovered that the plot of this event, let alone the big sword, had a lot of plots about growing grass, which made people dumbfounded.
Especially the last lesson where Rosalia and Kiana pinched him, it made people laugh so hard that they made their stomachs hurt.
All I can say is that Olenyeva Sisters is worthy of being known as she always brings unexpected joy to people.
...
The update content of Honkai Impact III once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet, but Su Mu didn't pay much attention to the discussions among players.
After all, the content of this update is just some foreshadowing and appetizers, and the truly exciting plot will be in the next version update.
And he has been quite busy recently, but this busyness is not because of work, but because of the Chinese New Year.
As the Chinese New Year approaches, most people in the Golden Courtyard have already gone home.
People like Kevin and Mei, Fu Hua and Senti, Sakura, the Griseo family, and Kosmo all returned to their hometowns.
After all, going home to celebrate the New Year has always been a tradition in China.
Of course, there are many people who stay in Golden Courtyard, and the reason why they stay here is because they have no place to go back to. Golden Courtyard is their home.
For example, Brother Kalpas, Aponia, Mobius, etc.
And as someone who stayed in the Golden Courtyard, of course this year will be lively.
So under the leadership of Elysia, everyone began to decorate the Golden Courtyard. Even Mobius and Vill-Vi, who rarely participated in any group activities, were dragged out by Elysia.
No, Su Mu happened to be assigned the task of hanging lanterns together with Mobius.
" I really don't know what the point of doing this kind of thing is. Will hanging some lanterns make people more efficient? Elysia is still so annoying. "
Looking at Su Mu who was setting up a ladder and hanging a red lantern on the tree by the roadside, Snake crossed her arms and said reluctantly.
No wonder she would complain, after all, anyone who was dragged out of the warm nest by Elysia early in the morning would not be in a great mood.
" You can't say that. After all, hanging lanterns during the Spring Festival also creates a festive atmosphere. "
Su Mu skillfully hung red lanterns on the branches and said to Snake with a smile,
" Doctor, help me pass the knot. "
" I'm not like you, who have so much time to play around with Elysia every day. My time is very precious, and I still have a lot of research to do. "
While speaking harshly, Snake climbed up the ladder and handed the knot to Su Mu.
" But you can never finish researching this kind of thing. Today is New Year's Eve. Doctor, you should take a good rest. "
Su Mu took the knot and quickly tied a Chinese knot under the lantern.
" Rest? Do you think what we are doing now is called rest? "
Mobius said angrily, she felt like she was wasting her time now.
After a pause, she seemed to suddenly think of something. She looked at Su Mu climbing down from the tree and raised her fingers at him.
" What's wrong doctor? "
Su Mu walked over curiously, but he didn't want Snake to grab his neck, and his body couldn't help but tilt down. Then he heard Snake attach to his ears and blow sweet hot wind at him.
" My cute little guinea pig, are you interested in coming on a date with me? I know there is a very good cafe nearby ~~"
" ... Doctor, you just want to be lazy, right? "
Su Mu narrowed his eyes and looked at Mobius.
If he really goes to drink coffee with Mobius, then when Elysia investigates, he will definitely be the unlucky one, and he will not be taken advantage of.
" Tsk ..."
Seeing that Su Mu was not successfully seduced by him, Mobius couldn't help but clicked his tongue.
" Forget it, you are such a boring man. If you want to be Elysia's dog so much, then just keep hanging the lanterns. "
" Hey, hey, why do you mean I want to be Elysia's dog? Dr. Mobius, this is a personal attack. "
Su Mu suddenly had a black line. Although there must be many captains who want to be Elysia's dog, he is definitely not one of them.
After all, his destiny has always been to be a duck.
But if we really want to talk about who is the most bitter in Honkai Impact, it must be Snake and Aponya.
" Su Mu, come and help me. "
Although she complained a lot,She body still worked honestly.
When encountering some trees that are neither high nor low and it is inconvenient to build a ladder, Snake will ask Su Mu to help her, sit on his neck and hang the lantern.
This is Mobius. If it were Elysia, Su Mu might not be able to move.
She is a fat pink woman after all ().
From a distance, if this scene fell into the eyes of outsiders, they would probably think that they were brother and sister.
After all, no one would have thought that Mobius, who was as tall as a primary school student, would be a thirty-year-old Ph.D. in biology.
In fact, Su Mu was also curious about why Mobius in this world looked like small snake instead of big snake. He even asked Mobius if she had developed some kind of medicine that could rejuvenate people. , such as APTX4869 or something.
Then Mobius kicked him out of the laboratory with a black face.
It can only be said that this may be the result of the consciousness of the universe.
After chatting, with the cooperation of the two of them, it only took two hours to hang red lanterns on the trees along the Golden Courtyard Road.
" This is the last one. "
Sitting on Su Mu's neck and hanging the last lantern on the tree with her own hands, Mobius wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at the red lights. For some reason, something suddenly came to her heart. A feeling of satisfaction.
" Wow, you are worthy of being my good Su Mu and Mobius. You guys acted very quickly. You hung up the lantern so quickly. "
At this time, Elysia's voice came from behind.
Mobius jumped off Su Mu, then looked at Elysia who came over with an unhappy face and said,
" Elysia, what are you doing here? "
" Of course I came here to see if there is anything you need help with. "
Elysia said with a smile,
" But I didn't expect that Mobius and Su Mu would cooperate so well and hang up the lantern so quickly. "
" Hmph, who do you think I am? "
Mobius raised her chin a little proudly.
" Now that you've finished hanging the lanterns, can you do me one more favor? "
Elysia said.
" Huh? Elysia, are you a little too pushy? My time is very precious. "
Mobius frowned. She hated listening to Elysia. It would make her feel like she was being controlled by Elysia.
" Please Mobius, it's just a small favor, please! "
Elysia clasped her hands together and begged Mobius with a pitiful expression.
"... Tsk ... it's really troublesome. Tell me, what's the matter? "
Snake clicked his tongue, her face full of impatience, but finally agreed.
Of course, it wasn't because she wanted to help Elysia, she just felt that if she didn't agree, she would definitely keep pestering her, which would make it even more troublesome.
Su Mu on the side almost laughed out loud.
I can only say that she is indeed a snake. Her mouth is harder than diamonds, but her body is still very honest.
" It's like this. Aponya wants to bring the children from the orphanage to celebrate the New Year together. Eden also agrees, but now there is not enough stuff and someone needs to buy it. "
Elysia said.
" You mean you want me to run errands? "
Mobius narrowed his eyes, flashing a dangerous light.
She, the world's top biological scientist, would actually be reduced to running errands for others?
Elysia! You deserve to die!
" Sorry, Mobius, we are really short of manpower right now, so I can only trouble you. "
Elysia said seriously,
" As compensation, I can give you a very cute little dress. If you wear it at night, you will definitely attract the attention of everyone in the room. "
"... Elysia, do you want to die? "
In the end, Mobius accepted the errand job.
Although she looked very ugly when she left.
But Su Mu also knew that if Snake was really angry, she would have gone long ago.
If she can do it, it means she is still willing, but she just doesn't want to look good on Elysia.
" Oh, Mobius is still so cute. "
Watching Mobius leave, the smile on Elysia's face became even brighter. Then she turned her face and winked at Su Mu,
" My good Su Mu, now it's our turn to be alone. Are you excited? "
" No. "
Su Mu said crisply.
How dare Elysia, a cricket, mess with my Taoist mind?
" Really? "
Elysia approached unbelievingly, bringing a pleasant floral fragrance directly into Su Mu's nostrils.
" You're so annoying. If there's nothing else, I'll go back first. "
Su Mu held her head down angrily and pushed her out.
" Su Mu, you are so partial. "
Elysia suddenly puffed up her cheeks in dissatisfaction, staring straight at Su Mu with a pair of big watery eyes, like a child who couldn't get candy.
" Why am I biased? "
" Just now you let Mobius sit on your neck, and now I'm pushed away even if I get close to you. Isn't this partiality? "
Elysia said angrily,
" Or, Su Mu, you really like younger girls? "
" Then you can come and sit on my neck. "
Su Mu raised his eyebrows, looked at Elysia with a half-smile and said.
"... Eh? Really? "
Elysia blinked, as if she didn't expect Su Mu to be so straightforward.
" Of course, you come. "
As Su Mu said that, he really squatted down in front of Elysia.
"... Ahem, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to deal with. Let's talk about it next time. "
Elysia's face suddenly turned red, her eyes were a little erratic, and in the end she ran away.
" Hmph ~~ Little one, how dare Elysia be more shameless than me? "
Seeing Elysia shyly running away, Su Mu grinned proudly.
Despite Elysia's usual social attitude, anyone would dare to tease her, but if it was a more intimate physical gesture, she would only dare to do it with a girl.
So no matter how brave Elysia was, she would never be able to do something like riding on a boy's neck.
Su Mu was aware of this and said this deliberately, and as expected, he immediately scared away Elysia, the pestering spirit.
" Then, let's go see Bronya next. "
After finishing the work at hand and having nothing else to do for the time being, Su Mu simply went to find his wife.
According to Elysia's previous task arrangement, Bronya should be setting up the venue with Eden and Vill-Vi now.
So Su Mu came to the garden, and from afar he saw the original garden, which was now decorated like the Spring Festival Gala, and even a stage was set up in the middle of the garden.
" Hey! My dear friend, are you here to see me? "
The first person to notice Su Mu's arrival was Villvi. The great engineer put down what he was doing and ran to Su Mu with a smile, looking at him expectantly.
" Well ... that's it. I've finished all the work over there. Come over and see how you're doing. "
Seeing Vill-Vi's expectant eyes, Su Mu was really embarrassed to say that he actually came to see Bronya.
But the result is the same anyway, and judging from her lively temperament, her current personality should be that of a conductor.
Anyway, it doesn't matter if she's not a great magician. Su Mu is really a little afraid that she will perform another ' genius ' magic show, and then let him be her assistant.
" Hehe, under my leadership, of course it was successfully completed. "
Vill-Vi blinked her eyes, and suddenly the expression on her face changed. She directly held Su Mu's hands and moved toward him with a beautiful face.
" My dear friend, I will have a great magic show tonight. Would you like to be my assistant? "
Su Mu: " ….."
Grass!
This is really what I'm afraid of!
But think about it, on such an important and festive day, according to the great magician's show-off temperament, it would be weird not to perform!
In the end, Su Mu agreed to Vill-Vi's request and became her assistant when she performed magic at night.
After all, although VilVi's character always makes her performance very dangerous, these dangers do not actually threaten Su Mu's life, and he is not even injured. At most, they leave some psychological shadow or something. [TL/N: Cant be as bad as Mr. JBreast vids]
But correspondingly, Vill-Vi will also compensate Su Mu. After all, they are close friends.
For example, if Su Mu asks Vill-Vi for help, she will never refuse no matter what she is busy with.
Usually, if the air conditioner or refrigerator at home breaks down, or there is a problem with the game console, Su Mu would directly ask Vill-Vi to help repair it.
Although letting a world-class engineer do the work of a maintenance worker is a bit like swatting mosquitoes with a cannon, neither Su Mu nor Vill-Vi care about this.
Su Mu was too lazy to find anyone else to fix it. Vill-Vi was in the Golden Courtyard. Who else could he look for if not her?
Even sometimes when Vill-Vi was away, he would go to Tesla. Anyway, his favorability with Tesla was quite high, and he would help unconditionally as long as he asked.
And this also made Bronya complain about him a lot, asking a world-leading inventor and engineer to repair her game console and mobile phone ... Only Su Mu could do such a thing.
But who told him that his connections are so good ~~
And if he wanted to, he could even take the broken electrical appliance to Schicksal Company and ask Otto to repair it for him.
Don't forget, the bishop is also a great inventor ~~
After sending away Vill-Vi, Su Mu took stock of the surrounding arrangements.
I have to say that Eden is indeed professional in setting up and decorating the environment.
She made the place that was originally a garden now dyed with strong Spring Festival colors, which is pleasing to the eye and can also feel the strong flavor of the New Year.
" Meow ~~"
At this moment, a cat meowed from Su Mu's feet. Su Mu looked down and found that Can Can ran over at some point and was rubbing his calf affectionately.
" Haha, Can, who dressed you up like this? "
Su Mu laughed when he saw the can.
This cute fat cat was dressed up like a Aponian beast [TL/N: Nian beast?] by someone unknown. It was dressed in red clothes and had a silly and cute mask on its head.
" Of course it was Pardo who did it. "
Bronya came over, looked at the can, and said a little dumbfounded,
" She said since it was the Chinese New Year, how could we miss the Aponian beast, so she dressed up the cans like this, and said we could have an activity to fight the Aponian beast later.
However, the can ran away as soon as he heard it. Pardo went out to chase it. Unexpectedly, this little guy was quite smart. He made a comeback and actually came here. "
" Meow ~~"
Can Can raised his chin proudly, as if to say, this cat is so smart, how could he be caught by that idiot owner?
" Hahaha, beat the Aponian beast, it's a shame that Pardo can figure it out. "
Hearing this, Su Mu suddenly laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
" But Can Can's outfit is quite cute and can be posted on WeChat Moments. "
With that said, Su Mu picked up the can and placed it in Bronya's arms. Then he took out his mobile phone, pointed it at the can, took a photo, and sent it to Moments.
[Picture: Preparing to fight the New Year beast ~~ ]
Not long after this message was sent out, people began to reply one after another.
[Miss Pufferfish doesn't know how to lead a dog: Su Mu, how old are you and you are still so childish ... Why don't you take one with me? ]
[Programmer who hopes to get off work on time: Is this outfit ... made by Pardo? Quite cute. ]
[Master Bishop: Brother Su Mu, when are you free to come out for a meal? I have some thoughts about Kallen Fantasy 2 that I would like to discuss with you. ]
[Griseo: Happy New Year, brother Su Mu. ]
[Gentle and virtuous Dr. Tesla: Xiaomu, do you like cats? How about I bring one to you when I come back? ]
[Seele: Sister Bronya is wearing new clothes today. She's so beautiful. ]
[A rare commodity to live in: Ah! It turns out that the can guy ran back again, damn it! How dare you play tricks on me! Brother Su Mu, help me look at the cans first. I'll be right back! ]
Looking at the large number of replies that appeared in a short period of time, Su Mu suddenly felt unreal.
It has only been half a year since I came to this world, but I have already become friends with so many people? It feels like a dream.
Thinking of this, he reached out and touched Bronya's chest. Only when he felt the familiar soft touch did he feel relieved.
Sure enough, in this materialistic society, only the milky white snow is the only real thing.
" What are you doing all of a sudden! "
Su Mu's sudden attack caused Bronya's pretty face to suddenly turn pink. She quickly slapped Su Mu's big hand away, and then looked around hurriedly.
Fortunately, Vill-Vi and Eden were on the other side and did not notice the situation on their side, so Bronya breathed a sigh of relief.
Although she always pesters Su Mu at home and wants to be stuck in bed with Su Mu all the time, she is still very reserved when she is outside.
" Ahem, I wanted to touch the can, but I accidentally touched the wrong one. "
Su Mu said without blushing and out of breath, and threw the pot directly to Can Can.
Can: Meow meow meow?
I may not be a cat, but you are a real dog!
But after getting along with Su Mu for so long, and with such a tacit understanding between the two parties that she could understand each other's meaning with just one look, how could Bronya be deceived by Su Mu's excuse.
She rolled her eyes at Su Mu angrily, then looked in the direction of Eden and the others to make sure they were busy with what they were doing. Then she came close to Su Mu's ear, lowered her voice, and said seductively. ,
" Idiot ... if you want to, just tell me, can't you? Don't do such a thing suddenly next time. It would be bad if someone sees it. Let's go home now. "
" Uh ... No, no need, I really didn't think about that. "
Su Mu suddenly broke out in cold sweat and shook his head quickly.
After some hard talking, Bronya ' let go ' Su Mu, but looking at the resentful look in her eyes, she was obviously a little dissatisfied.
After all, in her opinion, it was Su Mu who initiated the ' hint ' to her first , but he didn't come. What does this mean?
New play ?
After resolving the ' misunderstanding ' on Bronya's side , Su Mu replied to the friends who left messages in the circle of friends one by one.
Soon, the cat ran over and once again staged a cat-cat play with the can.
Although Can Can looks like a fat cat, its movements are not slow, but very dexterous.
After all, he often follows his master to ' buy goods ' . How can he do it without good skills?
A few people were fighting and making trouble, which was not very lively. When Elysia came to join in, it became more lively.
Elysia's ability to liven up the atmosphere is the best. No matter what the occasion is, as long as it is not a sad occasion such as a funeral, she can liven up the atmosphere as the C position.
Now Su Mu is added to the mix, and the chemical reaction caused by her and Su Mu coming together can make people laugh out loud.
To use an analogy, the relationship between the two of them is a bit similar to Tom and Jerry, pure bad friends.
At noon, Snake came back from shopping, and everyone enjoyed a delicious meal cooked by Brother Kalpas.
After the afternoon, Aponya came over with the children from the orphanage, accompanied by Sora, Lyle and the most beautiful Miss Raven.
The children were very excited when they came to the famous Golden Courtyard, but because of their free time and Aponya's good education, they did not do anything annoying and were all well-behaved.
After seeing Su Mu, the little lolita cheered and gathered around, greeting Su Mu in all directions.
Because he often goes to the orphanage to take care of the children, Su Mu's status in the children's minds is now no less than Sora and Aponya, and even higher than Lyle.
After all, Lyle's character is a bit out of tune, which makes some little lolita not like him very much.
" Hey, these little girls are hanging around men when they are so young. How can they do it when they grow up? "
Looking at the lolita surrounding Su Mu, Kong couldn't help but shake his head and complain.
" Oh, I obviously spend more time with the children, why don't they like me so much? "
Lyle said a little depressed.
He thought that although he was not as handsome as Su Mu, he was about the same, right?
" You, if you can change this inconsistent temper, the child might like you. "
Siola said with a chuckle.
" Miss Siola, welcome to your arrival. "
Eden came over. As the hostess here, she naturally had to come and say hello to Raven and the others.
" Hello, Miss Eden, we are honored to be guests of Golden Courtyard. "
Siora also expressed her gratitude to Eden very politely.
After all, Eden's identity is very different from hers. If it weren't for Aponya, they might not have any intersection at all.
While Eden was chatting with Siola and others, Elysia was trying to hook up some little lolita from Su Mu.
After all, children are well-behaved and cute, who doesn't want to touch their heads and squeeze their faces?
However, her invincible charm doesn't seem to work well for these little lolita, or in other words, it doesn't work well in front of Su Mu.
This is like when a kitten is faced with cat food and dried fish. Although the cat food tastes good, the dried fish is definitely more delicious.
" Hey, my good Su Mu, how did you do it? Why are the children so close to you? "
Looking at the little girls surrounding Su Mu, some of whom were bold enough to hang on his back or get into his arms, Elysia felt envious.
She couldn't figure out why Su Mu was so popular among the children.
The same goes for Griseo. He has obviously been with Griseo for several years, but Su Mu has only been here for half a year and has successfully replaced her and occupied the position in little Gratitude's heart.
" Don't be envious, this is personal charm, you can't learn it. "
Su Mu said proudly.
" It's a cat! What a cute little kitten! "
At this time, a child discovered the can next to it, and his eyes suddenly shone and he shouted.
One thing to say, the canned food is indeed very good-looking. Although it is a little fat, the fat on it makes it look even more cute.
Moreover, it is now dressed like a Aponian beast, which makes its cuteness rise to another level.
" Do you like kittens? "
Elysia rolled her eyes and asked with a smile.
" I, I like it. "
" hey-hey. "
Elysia curled her lips, turned around and gestured towards the can,
" Canned food, come here ~~"
" Meow? "
Can Can walked over slowly, and then was picked up by Elysia, and said to the children in a bewitching tone,
" Then do you want to touch it? "
" C-can it? "
Hearing this, the children suddenly became interested.
After all, cats and puppies are a bit irresistible to most children.
It can only be said that human beings' preference for furry creatures is an instinct engraved in DNA .
" Of course you can, but don't make it unhappy ~~"
In this way, Elysia finally got her wish and gathered a group of children around her while selling her ' body ' in cans.
Then while the children were playing with cans, she also patted their heads and pinched their faces, and she suddenly looked satisfied.
This wave, this wave is Can Can sacrificing himself and saving this family.
However, Elysia didn't let Can Can's help go in vain, and offered it a generous reward of five cat strips. Only then did Can Can let the children pet him.
Otherwise, the can is usually quite aloof. Except for Brother Pardojie and Su Mu, anyone else who wants to play with it has to look at its mood.
" It's okay, Elysia, she actually learned how to use off-site assistance. "
Seeing that the children were attracted to the cans, Su Mu was not annoyed, but found it interesting.
" Hmph ~~ ♫ I, Elysia, am determined to be the king of children today! "
Elysia exhaled two puffs of white air from her nose and said proudly.
" Oh? It's interesting. It's been a long time since anyone dared to challenge me for the position of King of Children. "
Su Mu raised his eyebrows and grinned.
" Then let's compete today to see who the children like more! "
" Hehe ~~ The beautiful pink elf lady is not afraid of any challenge! "
".... What two idiots. "
On the side, watching Su Mu and Elysia fighting seriously and doing some very childish behavior, Snake couldn't help but shook his head and mocked.
" But they and the baby are happy, aren't they? "
A heartfelt smile appeared on Aponya's face.
" Dr. Mobius, maybe sometimes it's not good to be too smart. "
" .... Aponya, what do you want to say? "
Snake looked at Aponya faintly.
Aponia smiled gently at her,
" What I want to say is ... You are obviously very envious of Dr. Mobius, why don't you get involved? "