Rowan gives me a look that tells me he doesn't think that's true, which has me worried. "All the tests I've ever cheated on in school, I got an A on," he says, prideful. Good thing he cheated on tests and not what I was originally thinking. That would be bad.
"Oh," I laugh. "I didn't think you were going to tell me you cheated on tests and instead you cheated on—" he cuts me off.
"No!" He shouts, making me snort. "Goddess no. I'm not that kind of guy." I know he isn't, but my brain couldn't help but go there. "I absolutely despise anyone who cheats on their significant other. Like, you might as well break up with them before cheating. Who would cheat on their significant other if they love them so much?" He asks himself, finishing his little rant.
"Complete morons," I answer his question for him. He agrees with me and we both laugh.