Author: Hello, everyone. Let's say a big hello to Arit! How you doing, Arit?
Arit: Uhm... I'm fine. Hello, everyone. I'm Arit.
Author: Hmm. Very polite. I expected as much from the two time top student in city A.
Arit: Oh, thank you. I'm just... Wait, you haven't told me what I'm doing here? What is this?
Author: It's the profile extravaganza, of course! Didn't Mark tell you about this?
Arit: Oh yes, he mentioned something about it. He also said you're a pervert who likes his sister a little too much.
Author: What the fuck is that bastard saying about me? That's a lie! I just live with my sister!
Arit: P-Please don't insult Mark.
Author: But that fucker is spreading lies about me! Just let me get my hands on him! I'll tear him a new one!
Arit: Hey, you, this is our first meeting, so I'll overlook it once more. But if you insult Mark again, I'll tear your intestine out of your stomach and use it to hang your sister from a ceiling fan.
Author: ...
Arit: ...
Author: ... Sorry.
Arit: N-No, it's fine! You don't need to apologize. I just don't like it when you insult Mark.
Author: Yeah, never again. So, uh, let's get back to it! Give us a few words for the readers back home!
Arit: Oh! Alright... Don't neglect your studies because you really can't be anything meaningful in life without the proper education. Finding love in someone that loves you back is the greatest feeling in the world, and eat your vegetables; you can't be as strong as Mark without the proper nutrients. Lastly, don't take the author notes seriously. The author is just a sis-con.
Author: No, I'm not!
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Name: Arit Clayborn
Age: 17 years
Height: 5.6 feet [The Perfect Female Height]
Weight: How Dare You?
Dream for the future: To become a doctor to help those who are overlooked by the strong.
Patron God: Nil
Blessing: Nil
Power Source: The Anima QUEEN
Favorite Food: Nigerian Style Spicy Jollof Rice [Her mother used to make it for her]
Fighting Style: Tear you to pieces.
Favorite Quote: 'If it is for Mark's sake, I am willing to do anything. Even stain my hands with blood.'
Personality: She used to be an upright student and a kind girl who enjoyed the simple things in life. But after getting introduced into the Superhuman world and becoming possessed by QUEEN, she gained a bloodthirsty and obsessive side that was completely devoted to Mark Vanitas and she only shows vulnerability around him. She is afraid of being abandoned by Mark because of her new personality, so she tries her best not to go overboard when she is around him. Since she wishes to become a doctor, she is not shy around dead bodies or blood.
Author's Tidbit: Although she is very beautiful, Arit does not take a lot of pride in her looks. After the anima attack that killed her mother and injured her, Arit gained a mild inferiority complex due to the permanent scar on her left cheek. She did not even know she had developed it, but Mark noticed how she was always turning her head away to prevent people from seeing the scar. Mark started to touch the scar whenever he spoke to her to make her more accepting and less conscious of it. That way, she will not be ashamed to show it to other people. It worked.
P.S. Arit was just kidding about the intestine stuff... I think.
Author: Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of the profile extravaganza! Let's all give a loud welcome to our guest for today, Rose Snow!
Luna: Please, call me Luna.
Author: Eh? But I like Rose Snow better.
Luna: I wasn't asking! I prefer Luna, so call me Luna.
Author: Awww, fine! Let's welcome Luna!
Luna: Thank you. Now, what am I doing here?
Author: Hmm? Did Mark and Arit not tell you what this is?! It's the profile extravaganza, of course!
Luna: Oh, right. They did say something about this. They said some sis-con with too much time on his hands was trapping people and forcing them to talk to him because of how lonely he was. Is that what this is?
Author: You don't have to say it like that! It's just an interview, dammit! And I'm not a sis-con!
Luna: Yes, of course, you're not. They said you would say that too.
Author: Sigh~ I'm not even going to start arguing with you! Arit already took a few years off my life with her interview! Why don't you introduce yourself to the people back home?
Luna: Alright. Uhm... hello, everyone. My name is Luna, and I'm the leader of the Moonlight Guild. I enjoy reading and watching the news, and when I'm not busy with my guild, I spend time appreciating nature -
Author: Like hell you do! What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking liar!
Luna: W-What do you mean by that!? I don't know what you're fucking talking about!
Author: Don't lie to the readers, you damn otaku! You play games more than you talk to other people, and the only time you go outside in your free time is to find more games to play! You're a fucking NEET!
Luna: No, I'm not! Take that back, you sis-con!
Author: I'm not a sis-con!
Luna: And I'm not a NEET! I-I even have friends! Mark and Arit are my friends! Would a NEET have friends?
Author: What do you mean by that?! Are you fucking looking down on NEETs?! Of course, we have friends! You can be a NEET and still have friends!
Luna: Huh?! So do you have any friends?!
Author: W-Well, there's my sister!
Luna: Hah! I guess not everyone has the social skills needed to survive in the real world after all! You sis-con NEET!
Author: Fuck you, Luna!! Just give a few words to the people at home and get the fuck out of my studio!
Luna: Fine... Uh... what should I say?
Author: Just say anything!
Luna: Okay then... It's impossible to go through life without making enemies, but try to make as many friends as possible in your life. Life is interesting when you're alone, but when you share it with others, it feels all the more fulfilling. Don't give up who you are for what you think others will say about you. And, uhm... no one really knows what direction their life will go in until they're already going down that road, so it's up to you to find out for yourself what you want to do with your life and hold onto your beliefs till the very end. Oh, and don't feel bad for the author when you read about his lack of real-life friends. He just lacks social skills!
Author: My social skills are fine!
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Name: Rose Snow [Luna]
Age: 24 years
Height: 5 feet 8 inches
Weight: You monster.
Dream for the future: To not be alone anymore.
Patron God: The God of Water, Neptune
Blessing: Extraordinary control over water down to the molecular level.
Favorite Food: McRonald Burger and Fries [The breakfast of champion NEETs]
Fighting Style: Supporter Type with Heavy Damage-Dealing Abilities
Favorite Quote: 'Beauty is a fickle thing. It gives rise to emotions beyond our control and causes many to lose their rational thinking.'
Personality: Although she is seen as the uptight and stoic leader of the Moonlight Guild in public, Luna is a very easygoing person behind closed doors. She enjoys lying around on her couch, reading manga, or watching anime. She has even managed to rack up more than two thousand hours in the game Sekiro and has broken no less than twenty game-pads in the process [She isn't very good at it]! The only people who know about her secret side are her personal secretaries, who help her purchase games and manga at times, and her two friends, Mark and Arit. Luna is a very beautiful woman, and that has made her the subject of many scandals and proposals, both in real life and on the internet. No one knows the exact number since Luna refuses to comment on it, but it is estimated that in her four years as a superhuman, Luna has received no less than five thousand proposals from people who wanted to be in a relationship with her. She has turned down every single one.
Author's Tidbit: Although Luna hides it behind her cold exterior, she possesses a past that would break most people and make them give up on humanity. But Luna not only manages to retain her humanity, she also possesses an empathy and kindness that allows her to relate to others and care for those beneath her more than the average person. This is the reason why many of her guild members joined her guild, even when it was still a small guild without much prestige. Luna was one of those characters I really enjoyed writing because of how deep her personality was and as time progressed, I found myself rooting for her too.
P.S. Don't take Luna's words seriously. I really do have friends irl! Really!