章 1074: Chapter 724 - Eternity's Big Misfortune (Part 2)_2
"He went to the Temple of Eternity...he is..." After squeaking for a while, Captain Universe Spider-Man took a deep breath and clenched his teeth, saying:
"He went to the Eternal Temple to take a shit!!!!"
All the Spider-Men gasped sharply in unison.
At that time, in the office of S.H.I.E.L.D., Peter sighed helplessly, saying, "Director Nick, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I really can't trick people from other universes to come here, it's immoral..."
"How could you call it tricking?" Nick passionately persuaded, "You saw it too, those villains live in universes with other Spider-Men and besides working hard every day, they also have to be highly committed to antisocial behavior. If they don't succeed, I'll get beaten up by superheroes and thrown in jail."
"But, is it their fault that they have special abilities? No, it's a social responsibility. We must shoulder this responsibility. If their society is unwilling to take on this duty, then we will."
"Superpowered criminals are useless in their world, but in ours, they become very valuable, Peter. As a researcher, wouldn't you want two or three Electros under your command to sort out any electronic issues? Didn't you complain about the lab having power cuts before?"
"But, this really can't be done. I can't go to them and say, hey, bro, move to another universe with me. They would think I've gone mad!" Peter made a bitter face.
When not being Spider-Man, he was already somewhat socially anxious. Being in the lab just heightened his scholarly persona, and his high moral standard made it impossible for him to do such a thing.
Nick wasn't unaware of this, but according to the information he collected, at present, only Spider-Man could freely travel between individual universes.
The people of Asgard could not be moved, Stark using it would consume a lot of energy, Shiller was mumbling nonsense all day, Nick could only hope to persuade kind-hearted Spider-Man to help him recruit from the Multiverse.
Peter sighed, said with a downcast, "Sorry, director, I have a class later. I have to go now."
As soon as he left, Peter sighed. Coulson was just about to report back to work. After he bumped into Peter at the door, he looked at Peter and said, "Is Director Nick trying to convince you again?"
"That's right, this is the sixth time this week, and each time he spoke for more than three hours. I think I'm about to go mad from it." Peter showed a weary expression.
Actually, Nick Fury would not likely win against him. After all, Peter had professional knowledge and strong logical reasoning. Just put on the Spider-Man suit, and he could blabber on for hours without stopping.
But when it came to exploiting workers, Nick was really passionate. When he thought about the endless labor force in the Multiverse, he did not feel back pain, his legs weren't fatigued, and even his breathing was steady. His arguments were so compelling that Peter couldn't refute him.
As a result, Peter, on these few days, was down in the dumps. If it weren't for Spider-Man's extraordinarily high moral standard, he would have surrendered long ago.
"I believe using a deceptive method to get others to work for us is immoral. I really can't do this." Peter sighed.
Coulson patted his shoulder and said, "I know, but you also have to understand, Director Nick is really short on people right now…"
Peter nodded, did not say anything, and just turned around to leave. But as soon as he stepped out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. base, his Spider-sense suddenly started pinging.
It was the sound of Spider Silk contacting him. Spider-Man was stunned for a moment, then answered the call. As expected, it was the information sent to him by Spider Silk. After listening for a while, Peter said, somewhat surprised.
"Deadpool went to the Temple of Eternity to take a shit?? My God?? Has he gone mad??"
"Of course, it's impossible that it's the Deadpool from my universe. Wade is a good guy, he even helps out his comrades..."
"No, I don't have to ask him. I know his character. He would never do something this crazy. He even asked me to play games the other day... That's right, you guys go search in other universes. I'm not lying."
After cutting the call, Peter shook his head and said: "I don't know which Deadpool in the multiverse is this crazy to go to the Temple of Eternity..."
Peter made a somewhat disgusted face, but then shook his head, thought a bit, and took out his cell phone.
"Hello? Pikachu? Is Deadpool with you? No, nothing special, didn't we agree to play games together last time?... Yes, I just finished a task, see you at the usual place."
After hanging up the phone, a small smile appeared on his face. Even though he was mentally tormented by Nick for several hours, the thought of playing games with a good friend made Peter happy.
When Peter arrived at the arcade, Deadpool and Pikachu were indeed already waiting there. He walked in with three pancakes and three colas, gave them each one, and when he handed one to Deadpool, he sniffed and asked, "Why is your smell getting stronger?"
"I can't help it, my body is constantly decaying. If it weren't for genetic modification, I would've probably been long dead." Deadpool took a sip of his cola, shrugged his shoulders, and casually replied.
Peter showed a sympathetic expression and immediately steered the conversation to a different topic.
After the trio began playing games, the atmosphere was fiery. They played the entire afternoon until it was dark. Peter glances at his wristwatch, saying, "I have to go to the lab, let's stop here for today."
"Are you kidding?!" Deadpool howled, saying: "We've only played for a bit in two weeks! I wanted to take you to a bar! You've never been to a bar, right?"
Peter scratched his head and said, "I've never been because I couldn't drink before I came of age. I'm curious, but I have an important experiment tomorrow. I'm afraid I won't sleep well tonight if I go. Let's do it another time."
Deadpool, crestfallen, waved his hand and, dejectedly, said, "You don't know, after drinking, you'll sleep better. Just like me, today I had a particularly interesting dream..."
Suddenly, Deadpool was excited. He jumped up and excitedly said to Peter, "Right, I haven't told you about the super fu——ing dream yet!"
"You don't know, I took on a job earlier. A 'mysterious' client... I've to protect my client's privacy. Anyway, a mysterious person approached me, asking me to cause trouble for a certain company."
"He gave me a series of code words, which could be their industry jargon. I haven't found that place yet, but before, I drank some alcohol and had a very interesting dream. I dreamt that I really got to the place mentioned in their code words, a temple in the middle of the cosmos."
"The place was absolutely beautiful, just like godfu——ing ——, it was so damn cool!"
"Then I thought, if I can't complete the job in reality, I can have some fun in my dream. So, I took off my pants outright! Hahahaha... Deadpool daddy's big fu——ing ——ed up their————ed————ed————ed——!!!!"
When he got to the exciting part, Deadpool burst into laughter. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Peter's expression had completely frozen.
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