章 34: Kakashi's Day in Konoha

He chuckled, waiting for her to confirm his fears.

"How did you get in here?" Kakashi queried, his eyes narrowing.

Kunerai was taken aback by the question. "I have a personal key, which you gave me to make use of your house when you are away on missions. And why the hell are you talking like this, are you okay?"

That explains the surprise entrance, he thought deeply. However, he was going to get it back from her. Unlike the original Kakashi, he valued his privacy.

"I did like to have that key back," he said, scratching his head.

Her face fell.

"You didn't like my surprise?"

"Believe me, I loved it. I just decided to have it back."

She bounced off the bed, making her way to the bathroom to clean herself up. He was getting more uncomfortable with her hanging around in his room. It felt like she was dating him.

At least, it was a relief to him that they weren't living together.

"The key is on top of your dresser," she said as she walked out, and picked up her clothes that were laying on the chair and began to wear them. In front of him, again.

"Your mission took quite a while. It was supposed to be a C rank mission." She said and sat down on the chair in his room.

"It turned out to be an A rank mission," he replied, going into the bathroom.

"Are the students alright?" she asked, her voice laced with concern.

"They did pretty well." He said curtly, not wanting to continue the conversation.

Just get the message and leave, he groaned in his mind. He walked out to still meet her, sitting there.

"What would you like to eat?"

This ticked him off.

"Can you take your leave? You are done here, right?"

"Huh?" asked Kunerai, her mind and heart racing. What the hell is going on? Her face went red with embarrassment.

"Kakashi, we are friends. Who agreed on having casual sex with each other. I always asked you questions concerning you and you didn't seem to have a problem with it then. Why the heck are you treating me like a whore?"

"I don't want to be around you right now," he said in a stern tone, leaning in to whisper to her: "But daddy will like to ride you again later, Kurenai."

A slight shock was welled up in her red eyes, and she stormed out of the room, visibly angry. After five seconds, he heard his front door get unlocked, and locked back with a loud bang.

Good, he thought, as he walked to his wardrobe and selected a dark blue sleeveless shirt and put it on. He went about tidying up the room.

He came across Kurenai's torn thong, and decided to keep it as a souvenir. He would return it to her eventually. He could wait to try other girls in the village. Konoha seemed fun in terms of women.

He sat down on his chair across his desk, and decided to check how many scumbag points he had earned for the prank he pulled in the land of waves.

He logged into the Scumbag system, and his eyes marveled at the massive number of points he had gained.

[Total points gained- 22,000 points]

[Total point balance- 23,000 points]

It was more than twice of what he had hoped to gain! he screamed in his mind. The people must've suffered really badly because he added twice the normal amount for their population.

To celebrate his victory, he ordered two cartons of pizza and two cans of soda. He logged out and gave a huge sigh of satisfaction, feeling proud of himself.

As his ordered food appeared in front of him, he couldn't help but think of what to do next to earn more scumbag points. He couldn't help but dig in, suddenly feeling hungry.

In all honesty, he could've shared the food with Kurenai, but the girl would just speak and speak and speak. He didn't want to hear her yap at all.

Hence, he dug into the unhealthy modern foods all by himself, relishing in their grease and oil.

When he was done, he set about writing his retirement letter. He was sure the Hokage didn't take him seriously concerning the issue. But he really didn't care about it. It was his life to live after all.

He looked outside the window. It was already evening. His mind drifted off to the events of that day.

Kurenai could sure fuck, he thought, glancing over at the thong in a transparent bag, above his dresser.

A certain thought suddenly crossed his mind… and it was that perhaps he should sway it in Asuma's face – Kurnai's future man.

There was no reason other than to antagonize Asuma and gain points.

* * * *

The next morning, Kakashi had gone back to the Hokage's office to submit his retirement letter.

"Are you really serious about this?" Hiruzen Sarutobi wasn't pleased in the slightest, when he actually received the letter. He really couldn't believe that Kakashi would really want to quit.

"Yep, let me go." Kakashi nodded as he bit his thumb and placed some blood onto the letter as a stamp.

"...." Hiruzen shook his head and immediately ripped the paper apart and threw it in the trash.

"Why did you do that? I worked so hard on my retirement letter." Kakashi frowned as he took out another piece of paper and began writing another one. He even had the audacity to go forth and use the Hokage's desk to write.

"STOP." Hiruzen said with a demanding tone as he reached forward to grab the letter and rip it apart too.

"Why are you being so tyrannical? I just want to quit. It can't be that I'm being forced to work like a slave, right?" Kakashi said as he stared suspiciously at the old man as he pretended to rub his arms with a fake shiver.

"Kakashi, I do not know what happened to make you want to quit, but I will let you know that I don't intend to let you quit at all." Hiruzen told Kakashi his intentions.

"Why?" Kakashi asked as he placed his chin on his hands and stared into the eyes of Hiruzen.

"Because you are of great importance as a jonin of Konoha. One of the top ones too at that. I can't let someone like you go."

Kakashi snorted at Hiruzen's, which surprised the old man.