He cried out in pain, "Wife, it hurts! I just cursed Li Gui, why are you pulling me?"
"How dare you curse your old lady with the phrase 'dog couple'? Tell me, do you want to keep your ears or your mouth? If you choose the former, I'll cut your ears off. If you choose the latter, there's needle and thread in the room, and I'll sew your mouth shut for you."
Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe both froze, feeling their wives were quite fierce.
"Ouch, ouch! Wife, I'm sorry!" Xiao Yuchuan put on a pitiful face, "I didn't dare curse you, I was saying Li Gui is the dog man, and you are the woman. I... I didn't say anything wrong... isn't my wife a beautiful woman, very beautiful!"
He spoke with great confidence, making it sound as genuine as possible.
"You are really a piece of work, managing to twist 'dog couple' like that. Truly unprecedented." Su Qingyue let go of him in an act of mercy, "I'll spare you this time."