章 22: Nines Own Goal
[Group Chat - Nines Own Goal]
«Touch me»: Is he still not online?
«Nishikienrai»: Apparently not, even though I asked him to come before 3. He's taking his sweet time. I even checked Yggdrasil; he's not online there either.
«Takemikazuchi»: He's probably busy playing Aberage. Thanks to someone who ignited his passion for that game again.
«Nishikienrai»: Take-yan, that's not my fault. Aberage is a very fun game! Believe me!
«Amanomahitotsu»: Stop trying to reel us into your trap to play that DMMO-RPG.
«Nishikienrai»: What? I'm not reeling anyone.
«Touch me»: Stop it, guys. There's no use in arguing. LuciLuci is probably late because of some reasons. We can wait for a while before starting the discussion.
«Wish III»: May I say something?
«Touch me»: Wish-san, you don't have to be so polite every time.
«Nishikienrai»: Touch me is right, Wish. Be a little more open and talkative; you are a priest, you know! We need your help a lot, you know!
«Ancient one»: Hmmm... Hmmm hm...
«Nishikienrai»: Ahhhhh, Ancient-san, I know it might be uncomfortable for him, but he needs to come out of his shell. Look at Momonga!
«Momonga»: What did I do, Nishikienrai-san?
«Takemikazuchi»: You did nothing wrong, Momonga. You just became more open with us.
«Nishikienrai»: Exactly! Exactly! You became way more open. I mean, look at you now; you can talk with everyone, when before you were distrustful and acting like we would eat you.
«Momonga»: Nishikienrai-san, thank you.
«Nishikienrai»: There you go being polite again. Is Wish's virus also infecting you now?
«Ancient one»: Hmm... Hmm...
«Nishikienrai»: Fine, fine. That was a bad joke. I'm sorry.
«Wish III»: Uhm... But can I say something though?
«Nishikienrai»: Lol! Sorry, Wish! We totally forgot about you.
«Touch me»: Go ahead, Wish-san.
«Momonga»: I'm listening.
«Amanomahitotsu»: I'm all ears.
«Wish III»: Didn't Luci-san say that he will be late because he has his monthly Health Checkup scheduled today?
«Nishikienrai»: What!?
«Touch me»: I totally forgot!
«Momonga»: Oh no, I forgot. He just told me two days ago when we were talking about a gacha item.
«Amanomahitotsu»: I remember him mentioning something like that.
«Takemikazuchi»: Hey, he didn't tell me anything.
«Nishikienrai»: Perhaps he didn't tell you, Take-yan, because you don't listen to him? I mean, all you've been yapping about these days is going to that Meteor Sky Shrine Dungeon!
«Takemikazuchi»: That's because we need to do it! Exploring that dungeon, even if we don't have all the knowledge, should be okay! That's the spirit we should have—to face the unknown!
«Touch me»: Take-san, please, can we leave this topic aside? I thought we were talking about Luci's health a second ago?
«Ancient one»: Hmmm... Hmm... Hm hmm hm...
«Touch me»: See, even Ancient-san agrees. We should first focus on leveling up Wish-san; he's still only at level 75. And he also needs to meet his requirements to level up his rare class.
«Nishikienrai»: So, are we helping out Wishy-Wish this week?
«Amanomahitotsu»: I also need to level up my [Anvil Lord] class. My normal combat classes are taking up too much space. I think I'll remove the [Boxer] class for my [Shines Smith] class.
«Nishikienrai»: Are you sure about that? Well... We have Flatfoot for normal combat. So it should be fine.
«Flatfoot»: [Thumbs Up Emoji]
«Nishikienrai»: See, Flatfoot agrees.
«Ancient one»: Hmm... Hm. Hm. Hmm....
«Momonga»: Heh!? Are you serious, Ancient-san? Did Luci-san say that he has gotten that item?
«Nishikienrai»: Are you for real?
«Takemikazuchi»: This sounds very unreal.
«Amanomahitotsu»: Did Luci really discovered it?
«Touch me»: I'll have to agree with everyone on this one. It's very shocking!
«Wish III»: I think it's pretty reasonable, considering Luci san is the one playing the game the most out of all of us.
[«LuciLuci» has come online]
«LuciLuci»: Sorry, boys, I had my monthly Health checkup today.
«Nishikienrai»: Luci, you're back! Tell us about the world item! Where the heck did you find it, and how the heck did you find it, and what the heck is it's uses?
«Takemikazuchi»: Where did you actually find it?
«Ancient one»: hmmm hmm hmm...
«Touch me»: Yes, LuciLuci, tell us what kind of world item is it?
«Wish III»: I'd like to know too.
«Flatfoot»: Been waiting for it.
«LuciLuci»: Sigh~ why don't we talk about it in our next clan meeting?
«Takemikazuchi»: Luci is right. We should talk about it when we meet in the next meeting. So can we finally discuss the new place we are going to visit?
«LuciLuci»: Actually, I have another thing to ask you guys.
«Touch me»: What is it, LuciLuci? Do you still feel sick because of your monthly checkup?
«Nishikienrai»: You okay, bud?
«Momonga»: Luci San, did you lose money again?
«Amanomahitotsu»: Are you onto something again?
«Wish III»: Do you want me to heal you?
«Nishikienrai»: Bruh, how can you heal him, Wishy-Wish? This is real life, not Yggdrasil.
«Wish III»: Oh, I'm so sorry.
«Ancient one»: Hmm, hmm, hmm....
«LuciLuci»: Right, as Ancient-san said. It's nothing about my sickness. I'm feeling better than ever, and my reviews this month are positive too.
«Momonga»: That's a good thing! We all are happy for you.
«LuciLuci»: Anyway, so I was saying that, I want to invite some new players into the clan? What do you say?
«Nishikienrai»: Wahhh, what are you talking about? I thought we decided with the name "Nines Own Goal" because we will always be nine and never be ten.
«Ancient one»: ...
«Nishikienrai»: Ok, ok, I'm sorry.
«Touch me»: Are these players also getting hunted?
«LuciLuci»: Actually, they are my friends, and yes, as you already know, the PKing situation is getting worse. Even after leveling up, they are losing levels, so I want to help them, if possible.
«Takemikazuchi»: Now that's a warrior's spirit. Wanting to help your friends and the weak.
«Nishikienrai»: Ahhh, there he goes.
«Touch me»: Take-san is absolutely right. Sure, we can invite them. How about this week? We are taking Wish III to meet his requirements for his last level ups. We can meet with them after that?
«LuciLuci»: That sounds about right. Thanks for listening to my request, boys!
«Nishikienrai»: Aren't we homies?
«Takemikazuchi»: Right, right. We are all friends. There's nothing to say thanks about.
«Momonga»: Take-san is right.
«Wish III»: Don't become like me, Luci.
«Amanomahitotsu»: Isn't it all happy and good?
«Ancient one»: Hmm.. Hmm...
«Touch me»: Stop it, guys! It feels stupidly like a sad scene now.
«Flatfoot»: You guys are really forgetting about me, aren't you?
«Everyone»: [Bursting laugh emoji]
Lucian showed an ear-to-ear smile as he giggled while looking at his phone screen. His hands moved as he typed on the keyboard.
He was currently half-naked, wearing only a bathrobe because he had just finished his medical health check-up. The bathrobe was covered in various slimy medicines that had been applied during the check-up. His body was filled with the scent of these different medicines, which he had grown accustomed to..
"Mei mei, please prepare the bath for me. I need to clean up," Lucian said as he continued to chat with his clan mates on the phone.
"Right away," Mei Mei replied.
Lucian leaned back on the sofa, seeking some much-needed relaxation. While the medical check-up hadn't physically exhausted him, it had taken a mental toll.
It had been a year since Lucian began playing Yggdrasil. During the initial months, he was focused on leveling up, exploring the world, completing chain quests, and hunting hidden bosses. However, after winning the World Tournament and obtaining the World Champion class, Lucian had taken a more relaxed approach to the game.
After obtaining the World Champion class, Lucian decided to fulfill Touch Me's request and create a clan with him. Together, they chose the name [Nines Own Goal] for the clan, a name Touch Me had suggested because he wanted it to carry a meaningful and significant message.
Since all the members were recruited by Touch Me, they unanimously agreed to make him the leader of the clan. It had been six months since the creation of Nines Own Goal.
Since everyone in the clan, except for Lucian, was a working adult, they could only meet up on weekends. They planned their meetings in advance through the group chat, coordinating their quests, helping each other level up, searching for specific items, and exploring various aspects of the game during these weekend sessions.
In their clan right now, there was 1 Paladin, 1 SwordMaster, 1 Blacksmith, 1 Assassin, 1 Chef, 1 Priest, 1 Two-Sword Ninja, and 2 Sorcerers. The first was Momonga, and the second was Lucian himself. Lucian hadn't told his clanmates about his cheat class that allowed him to solo almost everything. He used his ring to seal his stats and played as a mage, a decision that made him very happy. After all, he had only recently realized how much fun the game could be when played with friends. Lucian could truly appreciate the game even more now.
One of the main reasons he didn't reveal his cheat class to everyone was Suzune. Despite Lucian essentially sponsoring her for his benefits and providing her with multiple benefits that changed her life, she remained reluctant and fearful of losing her job. Lucian understood her concerns and respected her wishes.
Lucian was thoroughly enjoying the game with his friends, and he couldn't be happier. He was actually quite excited about the idea of inviting new clan members. The clan had initially formed with players who had been PKed and saved by Touch me, like Momonga and Amanomahitotsu. Adding new Heteromorphic players would be a great addition to their group.
These heteromorphic players were actually some of Lucian's friends whom he had discovered in the game and greatly enjoyed their company. They included Bukubukuchagama, who was a voice actress for one of Lucian's favorite erogames. Lucian was initially shocked when he learned about her real-life identity and discovered it through her brother, Peroroncino, who was a Birdman and also played Yggdrasil. Peroroncino seemed somewhat apprehensive about his sister's voice acting career for some reason.
Another friend was a mangaka named Whitebrim, who had a strong obsession with maids. Whitebrim was actually a lot envious when he found out that Lucian was a rich brat with a real-life maid. However, their friendship deepened after they explored a limited-event dungeon called [Maids Haven for Master]. This dungeon featured rare maid gears and bosses with maid aesthetic and theme, and both Lucian and Whitebrim bonded over their shared interest in it, becoming close friends.
Lastly, there was Ulbert Alain Odle, a player Lucian encountered in the North Ifingr Port, a river port connecting Asgard to Jotunheim through a layer of icy frozen river. Lucian stumbled upon Ulbert purely by coincidence, as he had recently purchased information about a special class known as [World Disaster]. This class had a requirement to kill a player who already possessed it to gain access. Lucian had learned that one of the players with the World Disaster class was the guild leader of a small guild near the North Ifingr Port.
Interestingly, both Lucian and Ulbert had the same goal in mind, but Ulbert hadn't purchased the information; instead, he was the one who had put it up for sale. Ulbert needed money after accidentally spending it on gacha items and was in a tight spot financially. He had set an exorbitant price for the information and even waited at the North Ifingr Port for potential buyers.
When Lucian encountered Ulbert, he initially couldn't believe it was him, who had the [World Disaster] class. After all, Ulbert was a demon, and it seemed unlikely that he would have a guild on the outskirts of Asgard, which would be the perfect place to hunt heteromorphic players. However, Lucian soon confirmed that Ulbert was the player, who possessed the World Disaster class. Ulbert didn't reveal that he was the one who posted the ad; instead, he retaliated by using his Super-Tier magic, [Grand Catastrophe], on Lucian. Lucian was thrilled because it meant he took damage from the attack. In the end, Lucian defeated Ulbert but spared his life, and they became close friends. Lucian even let Ulbert heal after their battle and have conversation.
They had a conversation about how Lucian admired Ulbert's dramatic chants, which made the game feel like a true fantasy. Lucian considered Ulbert one of his best friends and felt they shared many similarities, especially when it came to their chunibyo tendencies.
While Lucian had initially given up on acquiring the World Disaster class, Ulbert continued to give him hope by suggesting that there were likely many players out there with the same class. Ulbert even offered to help Lucian find them. They spent a lot of time playing together on weekends when Lucian's clan was busy with their activities. Ulbert became a valuable friend and ally in Lucian's Yggdrasil adventures. And he thoroughly enjoyed his company.
"Master, the bath is ready. Let's wash you before you start diving into your addiction again," Mei Mei suddenly entered the living room and began to undress Lucian.
"Hai, hai," Lucian left his phone behind as he decided to follow his maid's words and take a bath.
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[Job Class]
• World Disaster
[Description]
From chaos and calamity, they arise; in the realm of disaster, they are wise. Through destruction and chaos, they will see, everything ends where Catastrophe begins. This class is forged from the molten remnants of the burning chaos itself. Only those who possess the courage to confront disaster and destruction seek to obtain this ENIGMA. A power so overwhelming it makes the world shiver, and a force so destructive it makes even chaos quiver. Those who embrace the path of World Disaster, harness the raw energy of calamity, giving them immense destructive might.
- To obtain this class, one must only do so by killing its previous owner
- All Destruction-Type Arcane magic is amplified by 65%
- Upon reaching the maximum level of the class, the «Player» can unlock the Super-Tier magic [Grand Catastrophe]
Skills: |Doomsday Shelter| |Ending Resonance| |Start from the Sky| |Start from the Sea| |Onslaught Destruction| More can be unlocked after leveling up
Abilities: |Blessing of Apocalypse| |Disaster Aura| |Catastrophes Ward| |Catastrophic Gambit| |Disaster Heritage| More can be unlocked after leveling up
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How was the chapter?
Don't worry, MC will have [World Disaster].
Now, can you guess wether MC will be a member of Ainz Ooal Gown or not? And what would you prefer?
Also, guy's, it might seem like the MC doesn't have much personality right now, but he will change in the new world, that's why I'm keeping him basic right now.
Give some Power Stones for Motivation.(You need to do it, Onii-chan!)
Guy's, can we reach 450 Power Stones please...
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