"How long have we been out here?"
A soldier asked as he sat on a sofa, resting in the living room with another soldier standing by the window.
"It's May 1st, so almost a month... You miss home already or something?" The other soldier asked as he looked out the window.
"Hell no. The last thing I want is to go back home and deal with my dumb wife."
"If your wife is dumb, I don't mind taking it."
A much older voice appeared as several soldiers entered the living room from the hallway.
"You wish. Anyway, the floor cleared?"
"Yep. Every room was checked. There are no zombies at all. The inside looked completely abandoned a long time ago."
As soon as the senior soldier stated it, the first soldier quickly stood up before the other one came back from the window.
"Time to leave."
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As the squad soldiers exited the condo building, they put red tape over the entrance before closing the broken door.
You know, today I learned there are two technical terms for male and female gifts to family.
Bride Price: The Male's family gives money to the Female one.
Dowry: The Female's family gives money to the Male one.
I always thought the English term would be one word. But I was wrong.
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Thank you to Wandrer for the golden ticket. Sorry for the lack of upload yesterday. I was a little sick again.