章 4: The Glow Up
Now that am done with the examination , it's time to prepare for my high school debut , step 1 is ordering new uniform , my last one was way too big,
most people will probably wait till they know their entrance exam results before ordering it, but that is not something a genius like myself should have to worry about,
okay all done ordering ,
now the most important step, a haircut, after all according to toppopularguide.monkey, a haircut could change a man's soul
what salon should i go to?
I already decided to go to the biggest hair salon close to me according to toppopularguide.monkey ,
it might be expensive ,but it is my best option
Okay time to go ,its only 10 minutes away.
I finally reached my destination, but i am too nervous to go in,
Come on don't be nervous, according to toppopularguide.monkey they have the friendliest staff,
Okay here goes nothing
I stepped inside,
"good afternoon i have a haircut appointment at---"
"what is this untamed creature doing here!!!"
I stood there confused as an old distinguished looking man, bolted towards me
" good heavens , what the hell is wrong with your hair,
Why did you let it grow all the way to the level of your chin"
I quickly replied "well i didn't cut my hair for a while"
He started shouting even louder " WHAT!!, don't you know that is a sin , it's a direct ticket to hell don't you know that , look at how..."
Why is he so angry, toppopularguide.monkey did you lie to me
" sit on that chair quickly before the hair devil himself comes to collect you soul"
I hesitantly sat on the chair
"um i would like a---"
" shut up, a guy that would so poorly take care of his own hair has no right to tell me what to do"
What the hell is wrong with this old man
"Now sit quietly and don't move an inch "
Damn it he is scary ,
It took 30 minutes before he was fully done , but since i wasn't allowed to look at the mirror i have no idea what the hell he did with my hair
"okay all done, you are allowed to look now"
He turned the chair towards the mirror,
And what i saw almost gave me a heart attack
It was....
It was .....
It was beautiful, i looked liked one of those hot guys on TV
" surprising isn't it , well what do you expect when you came to the best , and it seems like you had a decent face to begin with"
I can't believe it , i don't want to sound like a narcissist but i look better than anyone in my former class and it is all because of...
"sir are you the god of haircuts ?"
He looked at me with a face full disappointment and said
"ha what are you an idiot"
"He is the god of haircuts"
He pointed at a statue of a man holding scissors next to his chair
" now thank him for giving you such a transformation,"
I bowed down
" thank you for making me look like those guys from the before and after ads for hair products on TV,
I promise to take care of my hair everyday"
And that is a promise i kept till the day that i died .
When i finally left the salon after giving my thanks , i went straight home
" Am finally home , and now my precious house say hello to a new me"
I opened the door and stepped inside and out of nowhere a knife flew past my face
" What the hell ,"
I looked to side to find out who threw it and it was my little sister and brother
" are you guys stupid ,are you trying to destroy my handsome face"
They both looked at me confused
My little sister stepped forward and said
" who the hell are you , and why are you wearing big brothers clothes"
What is she saying
" can't you even recognise your big brother"
",are you really big brother "
My little brother walked closer
"what it's really him"
"what no way , he looks so different"
My little sister replied
" i didn't know you looked so handsome"
"me too, i always thought he was adopted since he was the only one who looked ugly in our family "
I walked to them angrily grabbed them both and threw them in their room
" go to sleep"
The both shouted
" but it's too early!!"
I shouted back " that is for trying to kill me you idiots !!"
I walked into my room and closed the door.
Those idiots i almost died,
Anyway since i have completed most of the preparation
I can enjoy the rest of the summer doing whatever i want.
And just like that the summer went by in a flash,
it's finally the first day school,
am about to enter the gates of the very school i wanted to avoid at all cost
but i guess the writer had different plans ,
"well i guess it's time to start my high school debut".
"time for some revenge"
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