章 81: Death Race 2010
Note that this is also all taking during the same year as 2010 so it makes sense for the story to reference only things of this time period.
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"Fucking God Damnit Panty! Where the hell are you when I need you huh?! Bet your getting laid or something huh?!" Stocking was shouting out as she was chasing down a speed ghost that had taken control of a sports car and was causing chaos all across Daten City while she was stuck trying to chase him down with See Through.
"I am speed!!! WOOOOHHOOOO!!! You can't stop me baby as this ride keeps going all night long! And by ride I mean my cock!" The speed demon shouted out profanities as kept getting faster and faster.
"Bitch you better answer the phone!" Stocking shouted out before pulling out her Heaven Cellphone before dialing up Panty's phone number.
Meanwhile at some Love Hotel.
"What the hell man I thought you could go all night long? You already went off 10 times and I've only came like once." She said as she marked on the wall the number of times they did it but the guy was fast, but was also fast at getting it done as well.
"Sorry toots, huuu, but you really drained me dry like that." The guy, who was a motorcyclist, said as he laid there to tired to move from all the fun they had.
"Pathetic, I was hoping for something more…. Man since meeting Jacket I always find these guys getting more and more lackluster, maybe I should have my hopes set so high anymore." She muttered to herself before getting bored and turning on the tv to see what's on.
"Breaking News! A Madman is causing chaos all across Daten City with his mad driving and it seems another driver in a Pink Hummer is chasing him down while our police force is trying to catch up!" The news reporter said as they chased the entire thing from their news copter.
"Wait isn't that Stocking?" Panty said as she looked at the news before she heard her phone ring.
"Hello?"
"Panty! Where the Fuck are you?! Are you watching the news?"
"Yep, I'm guessing it's you chasing that speed demon down?"
"Yes! Now quit being a whore and come out here and help me with this!"
"Ehhh, why don't you call Jacket, I mean he's our backup while we're busy doing other things right?"
"Grrrr! Fine I'll fucking call him then! At least he will come and help out unlike your lazy Whore Ass!" Stocking shouted out before cutting the call.
"Tch, Bitch." She said before tossing her phone back to her clothes.
"I know it's none of my business but I think you should go and help her out." The guy said as he had put his pants back on by now as he looked at Panty.
"If you want you can take my wheels to catch up." He says tossing her his keys as she catches them as she ruffles her own hair in frustration.
"Ahh fine! I guess I'll go help her out." She says before taking her clothes and the guys jacket before getting all dressed in biker girl gear before heading out to join the chase.
Elsewhere at Hell's Casino.
"Sorry but it looks like this is my win boys, a Straight Royal Flush!" I say with a grin as I see all the other players who have laid out their hands already go pale as they realized that I completely won this hand that had a pot of over a hundred million in it.
"Mr. Jack wins both the main and side pot for this round." The dealer says before handing over the large amount of chips towards me as I grin at my winnings.
"Hmm? Looks like I got a call, sorry gentlemen but I'm going to have to cut my side of the game short, call an attendant to take my chips to turn them back into cash, and have them sent to this address, so good and you'll see a million from me, any of it goes missing however." I say cracking my knuckles as I freak out the dealer and attendant at the same time.
"Then we will have some problems, now get to it." I say as I see them nod rapidly before doing as I said as I go to take the call.
"Yellow?"
"Jacket? It's Stocking! I need some backup right now, a crazy speedster ghost is tearing up the city and Panty isn't anywhere to be seen, too busy whoring herself the bitch!"
"Oh really, hang on I'll be there in a sec, can you keep the phone on for me?"
"Huh? Uh sure, why though?"
"To know where your at exactly…. Oh there you are, throw the phone in the back seat, it's easier if I just show you." I say to her before I hear the sound of the phone being tossed before I pull out Yamato and cut through space before appearing behind her in See Through.
"Sup." I say as I see her turn and look at me wide eyed that I just up and popped up behind her, good thing Chuck was driving or else we would have swerved off the road.
"How did you- you know what forget it, so what's the plan?" She asks as we're doing our best to keep up with the Speedster.
"SSSSPPPPPEEEEEEEDDDDDDD BBBBBOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSTTTT!!!" He was shouting out as he was clearly enjoying the thrill of the drive.
"Stocking, give me your stripes." I say as I pull off my upper jacket, unfortunately for her I had a shirt underneath so she couldn't see my bare abs.
"What are you gonna do with them?" She said as she took off both her stockings before turning them into her swords.
"Ever seen those Mecha shows where they combine other robots to form an even larger robot?" I say with a smirk as I merged them with my jacket before huge ass Minigun with triple barrels appears.
"Say hello to Beast." I say as I rub up the side of the barrels as I go to take aim but then-
*VRRROOOM VRRROOOM!* The loud reving of a motorcycle could be heard before Panty on an Harley appeared as she jumped off an overhead bridge down by us.
"Sup guys! Did you miss me? Oh and hello beautiful! Is that gun for me?" She said clearly interested in Beast in my hands.
"Where the fuck have you been! I thought you were just going to keep fucking the guy you were with!" Stocking shouted back at her irresponsible sister who she was clearly pissed with.
"What? I'm here now? But do you even need me?" She said seeing me with a big fuck off gun in my hand as I could clearly handle it on my own.
"Well we could, problem is we need to take out his tires, I could but my bullets with this also break real things so I'll fuck up those cop cars if I just unleash it as is, Panty can you shoot out his tires so I can finish this?" Frankly I don't want to spend the money I've earned, even if it is another world, just because I went around breaking shit.
"You got it!" She said as she easily slipped her panties off before speeding off to catch up with the speed ghost.
"Ahh? You want something hot stuff? You in need for some nice speed? Because I can go fast, fast, fast! Haha! Just like my cock as I pound your lights out! Haha! That's a sex joke!" He said as he was hitting, or at least trying to hit on Panty and failing.
"No thanks, all speed and no technique means some boring sex for me, so if you could just spin out and die that be great thanks!" She says before aiming her gun at his tires before firing at them rapidly.
Whoa Whoa What the Fuck! Your gun can fucking hurt me?! The fuck is this! AAAAAHHH SHIT! NO NO NONONO! I CANT STOP SPINN- OH FUCK!!!!" He shouts out in fear as he finally sees a huge as Minigun aimed right at him.
"Sayonara Fuck Face!" I say as I unleash the Beast.
*RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!*
"BUT I AM-"
*KAAAABOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
"-SPEED"
"Huuu, well at least that's done." I say as I heft up the beast before letting it return to being my jacket as Stocking got her stripes back as well.
*Cling Cling Clang*
Three Heaven Coins fell down from the sky where I went to grab them, "Only three? What a joke a lot of hassle with no real pay off." I shake my head before hoping back into See Through.
"Well let's just go home, got nothing better to do anyway." I say before I take up all of the back seat while Panty ditched the bike before taking the wheel from Chuck who was tossed in back before being smacked by me to comically be flattened like a pancake on the floor.
"….Chuck."(Chuck)
"So where we're you before I called you Jacket?"(Stocking)
"At the Casino, won loads of money off a bunch of rich assholes in a Poker match, thinking about getting my own villa, maybe a beach house with all the cash I won." I said while bragging a bit.
"Holy shit! That must have been several millions you won if you could afford one of those." Panty exclaimed.
"Heh, maybe I'll get you both something nice, cause I'm feeling generous, Stocking I know you've been eyeing that Jean-Paul Heaven Pudding so I'll get you some and Panty just tell me something you really want and I'll get it." I say as I relax and close my eyes before opening my eyes and coughing out as Stocking jumped into the back as she's all hugging me and pervertedly smelling my scent.
"Marry me! Please marry me your like the perfect guy for me and I know it so let's just get it all set and stone already!" She says while I get up and push her off before Panty jumps in back as well while Chuck takes the wheel.
"Like I said he's already mine Stocking so lay off already!" Panty says as I am out into a tug of war between them both as the veins on my head keep getting bigger as I hear them bicker back and forth as they pull me around.
*SNAP!*
"WILL YOU BOTH FUCK OFF ALREADY?!"
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