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40.84% Catastrophic Cultivation! / Chapter 28: Bringing Advertisements to the Cultivation World

章 28: Bringing Advertisements to the Cultivation World

The next day

Jin Wu was talking to Lin Wushang, showing him a large device, "City Lord Lin, I guarantee you this will be very good for Red Cloud City! Not to mention, there's still three days in the competition, right? You can collect on popularity for the city easily."

Lin Wushang rubbed his chin and said "The problem is that not everyone has Jade Willow Phones." Jin Wu waved and pointed at Lin Wushang's phone, "Just call my dad, I sent all the phones that I made to him." Lin Wushang's lips twitched and Jin Wu added, "Besides, you didn't notice the Mobile payment function yet?"

Lin Wushang looked at Jin Wu earnestly, "Nephew Wu, just say what you want." Jin Wu nodded and pointed at the phone, "So here's the deal, all you need to do is call my old fart dad. Then you can buy all the Jade Willows you want at wholesale price. Whether it's Spirit Stones or materials, it's all the same. Then you can just scalp the Phones."

Lin Wushang didn't understand, asking "Scalp?" touching his head in confusion. Jin Wu's lips twitched and he said "I mean, sell the Jade Willows for a higher price. You buy them at 100 Spirit Stones each and resell them at a higher price. 150 Spirit Stone or something. When everyone has a phone, you'll have multiplied your investment by who knows how many times."

He looked at Lin Wushang, sighing, "Old man, are you sure you're the City Lord? Even Lin Meng understood this concept." Lin Wushang's lips twitched and he changed the subject, "This device… Are you sure it does what you said?"

Jin Wu patted his chest and was very confident, "I'm making a mech, how can a simple piece of Live broadcasting equipment make me stumble? Plus, this Live Event Camera is very sturdy and capable of projecting the scenes into the sky on a lightscreen no matter the time of day. Anywhere in Red Cloud City, people will be able to look up in the sky and watch the competition. Plus, anyone who has a Jade Willow Phone will be able to watch as well."

Lin Wushang frowned slightly, you have to know they sell tickets to see the Sect competition to the civilians… This was cutting profits…

How could Jin Wu not know what he was thinking, sighing "Old man, it's time to retire if you can't see the massive upside! Let's say you're the only one with this sort of equipment. What do Sects care about the most? It's face, right? Everywhere you look, Sects are asking to look at their face."

He pointed at Lin Wushang, "If they know that you can broadcast to everywhere, allowing them to show off in front of countless people… What will happen? I'm afraid that every year there will be Sect Competitions in Red Cloud City, right?"

Lin Wushang's eyes lit up and Jin Wu added, "You have to act fast, old man. Listen, I'll tell it to you straight. This piece of Equipment, as more people know about it, it'll start showing up everywhere. I don't think I need to tell you about the benefits of being the first one, right?"

Lin Wushang grinned excitedly, "Amazing! Thank you, Nephew Wu." Jin Wu coughed, "Pleasure doing business with you…" as he coughed again, stretching out a hand. Lin Wushang froze and Jin Wu cleared his throat, "20,000 Spirit Stones or matching value in Materials."

Lin Wushang collapsed and looked at Jin Wu miserably, Jin Wu clarified, "I'm giving you a deal, the next guy will have to fork over 100,000 Spirit Stones. I swear." Lin Wushang looked at Jin Wu's serious face and grit his teeth, "Alright, you're ruthless! Deal."

Jin Wu grinned, "Thank you for your patronage, Boss." Lin Wushang sorted out a storage ring full of materials, handing it over. Jin Wu checked the ring and sorted out all the materials in his mind before transferring most of them to his own storage ring, handing the ring back, walking away as he said "You overpaid, Boss. I'll set up the Camera."

Lin Wushang checked the storage ring and his eyes widened, hey! This kid still has a conscience!

Jin Wu set up the camera under the curious gazes of everyone.

He turned it on and everyone looked up, seeing a lightscreen showing the empty arena. They were confused and Jin Wu coughed, tapping his Jade Phone on the side of the Camera.

In the lightscreen and on everyone's phones, an Ad for the new Hover Swords and Jade Willows appeared. This was made last night with Yu Linling, Lin Meng, Long Zi, and Mu Yu.

"Are you tired of being a lonely piece of trash?! Well, the Jade Willow is the thing for you! Instantly lets you connect to cultivators all over the globe!"

Long Zi came on screen, "Oh No! I found a Heaven Defying Herb, but I already have one! What should I do?!"

Yu Linling came on, holding her phone, "I'm trash! I wish I wasn't! If I continue on this path, I'll be expelled from the clan and ridiculed for life!"

A voice sounded, "Not to worry, friends! Everyone has a solution!"

Yu Linlin and Long Zi asked, "How?"

The voice sounded, "All you have to do is look online for a friend to help! With the Mobile Payment system, everything is easy! Just try it!"

Long Zi transferred the Herb to Yu Linling, getting panties back.

They turned to the camera, "It really works!"

The scene turned to Jin Wu who nodded, "It really does! Buy the Jade Willow now at the Flagship Store in Golden Willow City for only 100 Spirit Stones now! Don't have Spirit Stones? No problem! Equivalent Materials can cover the cost! Even Non-Cultivators can join the fun with special deals! Here at Golden Luxury Goods Shop, everyone can join in on the fun!"

The AD continued, even Lin Meng was in it for the Speedster Model, slamming into a tree.

Jin Wu slowly walked away from the Camera, going to sit down.

Mu Yu watched as Jin Wu passed Lin Meng on a Sword, smashing into a tree, as she burst out laughing. She laughed so hard she started crying as Long Zi shook his head with amusement.

He still remembers getting panties for some reason…

Yu Linling covered her face, "Oh noooo~!" Lin Meng saw himself in the sky and laughed happily, clapping his hands. That was fun to shoot, he was really happy with it.

Everyone watched the Ad in the sky, wondering about these so-called phones.

Jin Wu looked at everyone before curling his lips into a sinister grin.

Yes, continue watching.

Become consumers!

HAHAHAHA!


章 29: Lin Wushang laughs in his sleep

After the Ad ended, the Competition started and everyone noticed that the fights were being projected in the sky.

They didn't know that they were also being live broadcasted on the Jade Willow Phone. Jin Wu even pushed it to the top, making sure everyone who was on their phones got a notification.

He checked the livestream and it was at 100,000 at the moment, however the number was getting higher.

As for why it wasn't millions… Well, Jin Wu simply couldn't make so many phones in half a year. He wasn't a factory, he had to make them all himself… He sighed and rubbed his face, he should start a factory or something to make them… The problem was, the phones were so technical to make…

Then he tapped on his head, he could just make an actual factory! With automated robots to do the work!

In a bed, in a house, in Red Cloud City…

The Young Master of the Peng clan, pointed at Jin Wu, saying "That's him! That's the guy who hurt me, mommy!" A mature woman looked at Jin Wu and grit her teeth, "How dare he! Mommy will fix it right away!" she stroked her son's face lovingly. The Young Master of the Peng Clan smiling happily, very happy.

His mommy was the best!

The woman left the room and a man was standing there, "You pamper him too much." The woman waved, snorting "Hmph! My son, he deserves to be pampered!" The man sighed and shook his head, saying "I heard what actually happened. He vomited blood on his own from words. They weren't even scolding him."

He looked at the woman and said firmly, "His mental fortitude is weaker than wet paper!" The woman snorted and walked away, the man watched her and added, "Yourou, I know how you feel but he will never be suitable to run the family like this. I understand that he's our only son but-"

She stopped and turned around, shouting "Then you can understand that I pamper him, Tiancheng!" Tiancheng sighed and explained, "I do understand. That's why we need to be tougher on him. If one day he provokes someone we can't handle, I will gladly die for him, but what if I'm not enough? What if the whole clan isn't enough?"

Yourou teared up and Tiancheng held her in his arms, rubbing her back, "I'm sorry, Yourou. If it weren't for my illness-" Yourou cried and shook her head, "You were poisoned protecting our baby, I never blamed you." Tiancheng teared up and she wiped his tears, kissing him deeply after saying, "I'll listen to you, Husband."

Tiancheng sighed and kissed her, nodding as he stroked her cheek gently, "Let's do our best, Yourou." Yourou leaned on his chest and hummed gently.

Back at the Arena

Jin Wu was leaning on Mu Yu's fragrant shoulder, drooling as he snored…

The days passed

Jin Wu started seeing more people with Jade Willow phones walking around. Jin Ren called to tell him that he had a chat with Lin Wushang. Jin Wu told him that he told Lin Wushang to call him to trade Jade Willow Phones.

Jin Ren confirmed that he got everything but told Jin Wu that for the Hover Swords, Lin Wushang would have to come to Golden Willow City. Jin Wu waved, saying that he would make a Transmission Array for the city sooner rather than later.

Jin Ren didn't really like that idea, thinking that it was dangerous, but Jin Wu told him that if he didn't have confidence in his own strength then who could have confidence in him. All he had to do was train the guards and maids as well as cultivate well, then would anyone have the balls to do anything?

Jin Wu rolled his eyes, "It's like those Auction places, Old man. Nobody messes with them because they have a big reputation and strength! Are you an old fart or a strongman??"

Jin Ren growled, "You better watch your tone with me, brat! Don't make me come to Red Cloud City and spank you!" Jin Wu replied sarcastically, "Shiver me timbers~!" Jin Ren laughed loudly and Jin Wu fell silent, starting to sweat coldly before hearing an icy tone, "Wait until you come back home."

Jin Wu looked at the hung up call and shivered, oh damn! He really screwed the pooch this time! Jin Wu kicked himself, why did he give Jin Ren an awesome Cultivation technique?!

Isn't it fun to act cool in front of your old fart dad?!

Now he can beat your ass!

Good job, Clint!

The Finals came and Jin Wu slept through them, Long Zi went onto the stage and walked off with a smile.

Everyone looked at the other Sect as their disciples suddenly lost conscious, falling to the ground.

The Referee was really doubting his ability at this moment, he didn't even understand what happened!

Lin Meng sat at a table next to the camera, saying into a microphone, "It seems that Long Zi from the Heavenly Sword Sect used some sort of strange spell. I'll confirm with my Brother to see the truth… Astonishing! I was blind before but now I see Mt. Tai! I have news, Long Zi seems to have used a mysterious Time Related Technique! According to my source, he sped himself up and knocked everyone out as soon as he touched the arena!"

Lin Meng stood up, shouting "I cannot believe it, fellow daoists! The final battle ended in a single moment! Incredible! That means the final victor is the Heavenly Sword sect! The Champion of this year's Easter Sect Competition is the Heavenly Sword Sect! Incredible!"

Jin Wu stretched his arms and got up, walking away. Mu Yu caught up to him, saying "You're not staying for the Awards Ceremony?" Jin Wu looked at her and they both laughed before walking away.

Long Zi also left, leaving Yu Linling to awkwardly accept all the benefits.

Lin Wushang was laughing in his sleep with all the money he was making. This camera was a gold mine!

What's that? A Spirit Stone mine?

Can it compare to one day of Advertising? No? Then who needs that garbage!?

At any rate, Jin Wu and Mu Yu returned to the residence.


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