章 105: Help? You mean clean up, right?
Tenshi gathered his employees and stood around as the entirety of Dressrosa started morphing.
Uta was shocked, "What the hell is that?!" as she looked at a giant stone Golem appeared. Tenshi explained "That's Pica. One of Doflamingo's cadres." Pica shouted "You want to rebel against Doffy?!"
Everyone on Dressrosa froze before laughing loudly.
Uta fell over and started crying from laughing so hard, Tenshi chuckled as Haku sighed, "What a guy…" Karin added, "Must be a medical problem." Wanda covered her mouth and smiled as Mocha stared at the golem blankly, not even understanding what was happening, "Regirock?"
Tenshi furrowed his brows and waved, "It's obviously not a Regirock, okay? Where did you even learn that name?" Mocha looked at him innocently, tapping on her head. Tenshi turned back and rubbed his eyes, sighing "Right, yeah… How could I forget… Inherited memories…"
Pica was enraged and started lashing out but the next moment, he was bifurcated by a flying slash. Zoro jumped into the air and looked at the stone statue, scratching his chin, "Hmmm… There you are."
He kicked off the air and disappeared, reappearing behind Pica as the entire golem turned into neat cubes, falling to the ground. Pica's body was forced out of a cube and he fell to the ground with cuts all over his body, his eyes were dull.
Zoro stood on Flower Hill and pulled at a gourd at his waist, drinking from it boredly, "So weak."
Tenshi's lips twitched and he looked at Mocha, asking "Still wanna help?" Mocha's lips twitched and everyone else blinked slowly. Uta muttered, "Luffy's crew is so strong?" Tenshi waved his finger and smiled, "Actually, only a few of them are even on the island. Brook, Chopper, Nami, and Sanji went to Zou… Jinbe should be heading to Tottoland."
Wanda asked strangely, "Are they going to Tottoland after Zou?" Tenshi smiled and nodded, "You're catching on quick, Wanda!" Uta asked quickly "Why?! Why are they going to Tottoland? I need to know!"
Tenshi smirked and explained, "Because Sanji is getting married." all of them were dumbfounded, they understood the words, they understood the meaning, but they didn't understand how it came together…"
Tenshi continued, "Bigmom is forming an Alliance with the Germa Kingdom, but that's actually a lie and she wants to kill them all at the wedding so she can steal their scientific secrets. Sanji is Germa's third Prince, get it? Sanji. He has three brothers and a sister, Reiju, Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji."
Haku's lips twitched, "0, 1, 2, 3, 4… How creative…" Tenshi nodded and smiled, "His father, Judge, always thought he was a failed experiment and disowned him when he was a child. Sanji was locked up for a long time, although he says that his dream fruit, the Invisible one, is for peeping in the woman's bath, the real reason is because he wanted to just disappear a long time ago."
The 5 were silent, listening to Tenshi before sighing, he continued "But he was useful in this case and was married to Pudding. There's a funny story… Actually, personally, I think they really fell in love. After Luffy crashed the wedding and saved him, Pudding kissed Sanji and took the memory away. So he never actually found out."
Uta wiped her eyes, "Love is a hurricane!" Tenshi's lips twitched, "I guess…" Wanda asked, in the mood now, "Have you ever been in love, Boss?" Tenshi fell silent and smiled slightly, "Mhm. A long time ago. Should be around 6-8 years now. She's on the wall behind the counter."
Uta tilted her head, "Huh? You broke up?" Tenshi pursed his lips and replied "You could say that." Haku looked at Uta and made a throat cutting motion for her to shut up. Uta was confused and Haku sighed, shaking his head.
He knew that wall… That wall was for dead people!
He looked at Tenshi and sighed lightly.
They continued watching the fighting going on, the Gladiators were having trouble but the Straw Hats were steamrolling Doflamingo's crew. Robin decimated Gladius in an instant, bringing out a literal giant version of herself to stomp on him like an ant.
Usopp shot out hundreds of plants, swarming Dressrosa in a sea of man-eating plants that started devouring the pirates on Doflamingo's side.
Franky was having a HardBoiled battle with Senor Pink without using all his upgrades so it was relatively the same.
However, Kyros was fighting Diamante, even slashing his arms right off. Kyros went wild on Diamante and dismantled him to his parts. It was quite something to see. Tenshi didn't know what Diamante did but he must've had some thoughts on Scarlet and Rebecca, otherwise Kyros doesn't have a reason to slaughter Diamante like this.
Meanwhile, Luffy literally grabbed Doflamingo by the face and dragged him through the ground before throwing him into a cliff with a sonic boom, embedding him into the cliff.
Luffy transformed into his Gear Fourth before shooting through the air, disappearing directly before stomping on Doflamingo's face, smashing the entire mountain in the process.
Tenshi gawked, this was a fight?
Are you sure???
Zoro bumped into them and asked strangely, "Why are you in the palace?" Uta couldn't take it and shouted angrily "This isn't the palace, you stupid mosshead!" Zoro jumped and looked around before shouting angrily "You two-toned rabbit wannabe, who are you calling Mosshead?!"
Uta gasped, "So mean!" she even teared up and threatened to cry. Zoro was helpless, asking "What's going on over here anyway?" Tenshi looked at him and replied "Nothing really, wanted to help out, turns out didn't have to at all."
Zoro grinned and chuckled, "Heh. Didn't expect such a big change, did you? I didn't expect it either." as he walked over, sitting down on the side, yawning, "I didn't expect even Chopper, Usopp, and Nami to become so strong."
Tenshi looked at him and tilted his head, "Oh?" Zoro rubbed his neck, cracking it as he said "The guy went and Awakened his Fruit or something, I don't know. Some Devil Fruit nonsense." Tenshi's lips twitched.
Zoro got to the main point, "Is the cafe gonna be open anytime soon? I want to fight again… Maybe you can even get Sensei to come." Tenshi rolled his eyes and thought about it, "Maybe but… The real Swordsmen will come eventually…"
Zoro looked at him, "Real Swordsmen???" Tenshi explained with crossed arms, watching Luffy pummel Doflamingo, who was trying to resist as best as he could to no avail, "There's a Universe with Soul Reapers."
Tenshi waved his Katana, "They all use Katana to purge evil spirits called Hollows, but the Hollows can be extremely strong, even strong enough to be called Gods. So a lot of Soul Reapers train in swordsmanship. But you might only like a few of them."
He spun his katana and added, "This is called a Shikai, basically they can all do this. Their swords take a different shape, most of them turn into things other than swords with all sorts of abilities." Zoro looked at the Spear and rubbed his chin, "Oh yeah?" Tenshi nodded and waved the spear, a flying slash of light brown coffee shot out, chopping a ton of rubble as he replied "There's even a sword that scatters into countless little petal-like blades, and I really mean countless. There's millions or billions of them, it's unreal."
Zoro's eyes were bright, grinning "I can't wait!" Tenshi snorted in amusement, "I think you'll have a rude awakening." Karin froze and said in disbelief, "Stronger than what we just saw?!" Tenshi waved his hand, "Hard to say. Really depends… They have an energy called Reiatsu and if I remember correctly, their battles are based on the amount of energy they have. If Zoro has no energy, then how can he wound them? If based purely on skill and power…"
Tenshi blinked and muttered, "I don't actually know at all… Maybe Zoro gets instakilled? Maybe the other way around? If you compare him with Zaraki…" Tenshi tilted his head from side to side, "You'll have to fight, I don't actually know what's the power scaling of that universe. It's skewed because since they can destroy the world with powers who would fight with pure strength? Anyway, in Konoha's world there should be some swordsmen… right?"
He wasn't too sure about that last point.
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