Western Borders of The Dwarf Kingdom...
Two guards are standing on the main gates of the Kingdom and both of them are looking really bored.
*Yawwwn*
"What happened ?" One of the guards asked with a confused expression.
"Well, What do you expect ? I am Bored as fuck." The guard replied as he looked at his partner.
"Well, It is a boring job... Here have some cookies my wife made them." The another guy replied as he passed a bag of delicious cookies to his partner.
"Why are we even standing here ? If anything comes out of that forest, These huge cannons over our heads will instantly kill it.
Even if Somehow it survived, The spells casted over the whole kingdom won't let it in... So, What's the point ?
By the way, Nice and tasty cookies... Give my wife the recipe to them." The guard spoke with a confused expression as he ate the cookies.