章 45: [Bonus chapter] Hootin' Off

Benedito Goncalo Cruz Pereira 

One of the things on the long list of 'Why Billie Bob Jones is annoying?' was the fact he snored like a tractor. As soon as he passed out the snores followed. He slept like the dead. He could sleep through a tornado, earthquake and even a bombing. There was not a chance you could get him to wake up unless you wanted to be punched and after that he would just go back to sleep. 

I had tried to wake him up so I could get him cleaned up but he was out cold. I had to lift his body which was equivalent to trying to pick up spaghetti. His head dangled from my arms and constantly he would murmur in his sleep. I had no idea what he was saying; like most times, since his accent through me in for a whirl every time.