章 394: It's good that I'm gay, right?

"Hmm...I don't like this one," Ignis whispered behind my ears.

You hardly like anyone, Ignis. 

[Master, this one's weird] Jade chirped--quietly, because I said to mind the noise, and Jade was a good little bird. [Why wear pajamas during the day?]

Ignis snorted and I had to press my lips not to laugh. The Salamander must have seen a lot in the Realm of Lust, but my baby bird was raised in an environment that condoned revealing clothes.

"I don't know, Jade. Maybe this is her bedroom?"

[But there's no bed, Master! And Master don't wear pajamas when the sun is up!]

Valid reasoning.

[Oh! Maybe that one's sick? Master wears pajamas in bed during the day when Master is sick!]

"Technically, she is sick," I felt Ignis's flame graze my neck in up-and-down movement. "Not as bad as Valen was, though."

Ignis's flame felt ticklish and I couldn't help but let out a giggle. She snapped.

"I ask who are you."