章 38: 38 | Why
2:04am
: hi i have a question
: why is our group chat name all one word
: why am i awake and pissing people off
: why is my life like this
: why am i so rich
: why do i own a restaurant called 'restaurant'
: why am i so mean
: why am i here in this universe
: why am i not immortal
: why is my life like this
: why are all the 'e's pronounced differently in mercedes
: oh my god shut the fuck up roulette it's two in the fucking morning
: why is elderly danvers so mean to me
: elderly danvers lmao
: i know fifty different ways to kill a man winn
: noted...
: why do i have the urge to buy milk and wash people's windows with it
: what the fuck
: why are people awake at this ungodly hour
: because it's your fault
: bitch i didn't tell you to wake up
: it's your own fault for choosing to listen to my bullshit
: Right kids. Please get back to sleep or else.
: lena dear, did you just threaten me?
: bye bitches
: Maybe. But please go back to sleep, Kara's snoring is cute and you'll wake her up.
: wake up kara! lena bought you donuts!
: where? where are the donuts?
: aww you're so adorable
: you're mean
: YoU mAdE hEr CrY yOu MoNsTeR
: has lena been possessed
: she has been possessed by love my dear
: never call me 'dear' again
: is this what you delinquents do for fun at two am? tricking people with food?
: yes ma'am
: i suppose it only works for kiera considering her kryptonian appetite
: i'm not a kryptonian!
: oh kiera
: you're such a bad liar
: you tried kara, you tried
: i am very much human
: i have a stack of your ugly cardigans underneath my desk kiera and another pile of button-ups. i even put all of the loose buttons into a cup just for you
: at first i thought you were doing... adult activities in the work place but then a supergirl shaped hole appeared in the ceiling right after you stepped in the elevator
: lol you thought she was doing lena in the broom closet
: ...
: lucy! i need the NDAs i've done it again
: are you kidding me
: fuck's sake kara
: i'll do it tomorrow
: I'll buy you donuts tomorrow darling but for now please go back to sleep.
: but i'm hyper now
: You're always hyper now sleep. I'll even spoon you.
: aww cute
: vas can you spoon me pls i'm cold
: i'm on the nightshift at the deo babe
: unless you want me to cuddle you on the cold, hard deo floor then feel free
: cold hard floor it is then
6:03am
: hello may I ask why director lane and agent vasquez are cuddling on the floor of the bullpen
: i almost tripped over them but instead i accidentally dropped my yoghurt on them including the pot and i don't know what to do
: help
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