章 56: Chapter Fifty-six (Interlude.........)
/x/Warning Uncensored four chan Behavior Below!/x/
Once a place where people would discuss urban legends, creepy pastas, write fanfiction and shitpost about "how to summon succubus" now it's THE place where the internets finest, most autistic scholars debate over and try to understand the secrets of the universe. Such is the boards popularity that it entered a sort of golden age, outshining most if not all of the boards.
Now instead of writefaggotry of creepypastas and shitposting the board has a healthy culture of 20% civil discourse, where fags and fagettes pool their knowledge together and attempt to gain an understanding of both aliens and the afterlife, 10% "Hell-fag vs Heavan-fag" memes and only 70% shitposting. What none of them realize however is that approximately 10% of that 70% is actually true, whether even the poster realizes that or not.
Here are some examples of the currently active threads.
ITT we discuss aliens:
>I want to cum inside Cabba
>I want Cabba to cum inside me
>I want to cum inside Frost
No. Bad anon. Do not fug the guy that wanted to enslave us
Fuck you, you can't stop me!
>Wanting to pollute the gene pool by having sex with an ayylmao
>Manlet
>Noodle arms
>The Virgin Cabba vs the Chad Frost
How about this guy?
(posts pick of the mysterious masked man)
>Buff
>Dreamy
>Gods arian angel who came to save us from the xenos scum
>Kills space lizard and leaves without saying a word. What an absolute unit
*sigh*
How many times did we discuss this?
There are NO angels! Can't you idiots finally accept that?
So stop implying he's an angel ffs! The dude looks more like a demon stuck in the Mad Max universe.
>Demons are generally very friendly and calm
>Hell is not even that bad of a place except the occasional beatings and getting assraped by ogres
>Thinks violent angels are still not a possibility just because he personally hasn't seen one
Nice brainlet logic there
Is he a alien?
He's definitely not human that's for fucking sure.
Some autists did some number crunching based on the effects He and Frost had on the planet when they thought.
>Earthquakes
>AIRQUAKES
>Oceans getting stirred
>Maps have to be rewritten
>Chunks of mountains disappear
Based on that they estimate that each of them had a higher destructive yield than the ENTIRETY of Earths nuclear arsenal.
Yeah... there is no way that guy is a human. Probably a space chad who came to fuck Frost in the asshole
>Frost might have an asshole
This shouldn't be so interesting to me...
In another thread:
Hey there Heaven-fags and other people best left unmentioned!
Ever since that Cabba asshole started appearing on TV I was bothered by him and now I remember why.
Basically I was out one night drinking away my neetbucks when I spotted these 2 qtπ's hanging around with a chad.
I couldn't get a good look at him because he was facing away from me but I did get the girls.
>Pic related
Notice something off about them? Black hair, black eyes and twig bodies. Sound familiar?
And before you call me a tinfoil hat wearing basement dweller I'll have you know that I have another pic that I've taken a bit later when the girls got hammered. You can CLEARLY see that they have no pupils.
Not to mention that they ate enough food to kill an elephant and drank like a fish all night.
No human can consume so much sustenance. Has the invasion begun?
Or were they always here? What does it mean?
>Fake and gay
Hah! Silly anon those aren't-
>Sees second pic
Holy shit
Were they cute?
Yes. Solid 9~10/10 on both fronts.
Here's the second pic I mentioned. One got really drunk and REALLY angry.
Threatened she'd beat the shit out of a gang of leprechauns. Even beat a few of them in arm wrestling.
>Tan
>Cute lipstick
>Ponytail
>MIDRIFF
>ABS!
Muh dick!
Eh... 6/10 at best.
Wouldn't even bang. Don't want to racemix
*le 50% face*
>2 possible alien waifus and a muscular chad that looks terrifyingly similar to The Lad
>HOLY SHIT.jpg
Anon you just reminded me of something!
A while ago there were three unidentified contrails somewhere above the Caribbean.
I've correlated them with every conceivable flight pattern and none of them mix.
Not to mention they are both smaller AND faster than any known jets.
Ew... I wouldn't touch that twig bitch.
But that cute one sitting there. Do you see it? How she leans against chad cuddling?
Waifu of the year. Do you have more pics of her OP?
Just one.
She got up and attempted to karaoke once.
Didn't know the lyrics though. Was still cute
And once OP posted the pic the thread EXPLODED.
Many anons, even ones from other boards came to take a look at what they started calling the "Waifu of the year"
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ITT we discuss the savior himself.
The renegade angel, the king of asswhooping.
>Who is he?
>Where does he come from?
>Why is he here?
>What will he do now?
My uncle was standing guard in front of the White House when He showed up.
Didn't even slow down, didn't even care about their guns. He just created a ball of energy and told them that they are way out of their element and they should run.
Whoever he may be, I don't care. He saved my uncle.
Obviously he's a guy with PEAK NUTRITIONAL BALANCE!
Look at those well developed biceps, that perfect muscle/fat ratio, those divine pectorals!
>>/fit/
You guys are ridiculous.
If he saw what y'all are writing he'd either loose his sides or cringe so hard he dies.
I know who he is, I KNOW the guy! He's a slightly edgy, VERY socially awkward neet who loves nothing more than making stupid memes and referencing pop culture.
If he ever saw you worshipping him as a god he'd laugh at you.
>My dad works at nintendo
Shut up cunt. Everybody knows you are as irrelevant as they come.
So neck yourself and go back where you belong Hell-fag
Also, are you guys aware that there was a pink ayylmao in some random city when The Lad showed up.
Nobody knows who she was, probably just an ayylmao.
But she probably came with him, which proves that the boy came from space
Pics or it didn't happen
Not the same anon but I got a pic.
Not gonna lie, I nutted to it several times already.
>Born too late to explore the world
>Born too early to explore space
>Instead get space babes
Worth it
How much do we have to wait though?
I want to go full Captain Kirk and spread my seed through the stars.
Just because there are now an infinite number of women available to you doesn't mean you won't die a virgin anon.
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After the Second Tournament of the Destroyers. More specifically after the parties said their goodbyes and parted ways. Inside Beerus' cube ship tensions rose as the destroyer wiggled around in his seat clearly annoyed. It was like watching pressure rise inside a boiler and seeing the metal bend and protrude outward, ready to explode any second.
"Rrrrrrrrr! ALLRIGHT! Can ANY of you EXPLAIN HOW WE LOST?!"
"Sheesh... Calm down Lord Beerus!" Goku responds to him almost instantly. "It's just a tournament-"
"Just a tournament? JUST A TOURNAMENT?!
I'VE LOST. TO MY BROTHER! TWICE!!"
"Quit your whining-" Bulma berates him.
"I'm not a martial artist and even I can see that the other team practiced real hard for this. Not to mention the wildcard that the new guy was."
"YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP!" He squeezed the cheeks of Bulma forceful until they were bright red. "This is JUST as much your fault as THEIRS!"
"D-Don't tell me-" Vegeta says nervously.
"This isn't about the competition-" A drop of sweat rolls down his forehead. "It's the food!"
"You mean to tell me that you've been feeding me cheap, storebought, processed GARBAGE all this time?! I should blow up your planet the second we drop you off on it!" He then lets go of the blue haired women. "Oh who am I kidding? I'd just ask Whis to rewind time afterwards... But I might still do it to vent a bit-"
"Owowowowow..." Bulma rubbed her cheeks.
"Hey don't look at me! You're the one who fell in love with the stuff and kept asking for it!"
"Need I remind you Bulma that it was your stash of ramen that Vegeta raided first?" Whis asked her in a coy manner.
"Your poor dietary choice is the reason why Lord Beerus is so mad!"
"Oh don't YOU start Whis! It's ME who should remind you about the last crate I gave you!"
"Oooohohohoho! Frankly my dear it's not quite the same thing. Where the artificial flavor enhancers and the processed ingredients can be seriously detrimental to your health it doesn't affect me much!"
"Grrrrr! You mean you STILL have ramen stored away Whis?!"
"Yes my lord. May I prepare a cup for you?"
"... yes." The angry god then turned his attention to his fighters. "But this is not the end of it! You! From now on I'll personally hound over you to see if you're training!
If I see you slacking off I'll erase the hell out of you!" And while the fighters other than Goku and Vegeta start sweating nervously Beerus turns to the Saiyans and addresses them as well. "And you... Your job will be to get Broly and 17! We need our A-game next time! I WON'T loose to Champa again!"
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Leekz01 lol think this four chan chapter got the story shadow banned.
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