I was in a large white void. It was as if I was a minuscule black dot on a pure white canvas. The ground was still white, walking on it felt like walking barefoot on pavement but with thousands of tiny rocks that got stuck in your feet. You could probably take a plane thousands of kilometers in the sky and still not see the end to the expanse.
It seems I'm dead now.
So why am I still conscious?
Is that wine?
And why is there someone staring at me. A few meters away on a deck chair, an old man with purely black eyes in black robes took a sip from a glass of wine and spoke "First time".
"I'm dead what fuck are you on about how can I die AGAIN". I stared in at shock with my arms outstretched.
"Reincarnation, stupid" he already looked fed up. As soon as he stood up his chair and his wine glass, disappeared.
I immediately fell to my knees grabbed his robes and started to scream and cry "PLEASE GOD RESURRECT ME PLEASE, JUST A FEW MORE YEARS PLEASE but it would be nice to be completely alive".
"Get off of me" he grabbed me by my shoulders and threw me so hard I fell fall on my back. "And no I'm not a god".
"Can you resurrect me or not" My face felt like it shriveled 50 years.
"Why do want to live"? He closed his eyes for 2 seconds and opened his eyes with aggression as if to flick me somehow with eyes somehow.
"So I can become stronger and become the heavyweight champion of the world". Stop asking stupid questions aren't you a divine being.
"Your mind is so empty that was the only thought I'd heard so far". He started laughing at me.
"HEY". That's so mean. I widened my eyes and mouth in shock like he shot my dog.
"Why do you want to be a champion"? His dead eyes of black somehow looked as he had curiosity.
"So I can become the strongest person in the world" I rolled my eyes.
"In that case I might be able to help you" this time in preparation he stepped far back.
"Really" my face lit up like a Christmas tree and I ran towards him.
He pointed at me like a certain ace attorney "If you touch me again I'm not helping you".
"Oh, sorry" I stood still as tree. I was no way in hell I could screw this once in a million, or maybe once in a billion opportunity.
He sighed "As it just so happens there will be a zombie apocalypse in five years, your goal is to train someone to survive this ordeal and preserve humanity".
I hate teaching but if it means I could live "Yeah so will I be able to make them a world champion".
"No your host body is twelve"
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I looked around me "Which way is it to hell".
"You aren't going anywhere going anywhere do you know how hard it is to find anyone with such strong will". The air suddenly fell down on me as if the gravity had increased and I fell straight down. "Essentially all the soals I find here are husks with no minds of their own you are going wether you like it or not".
Suddenly the white expanse turned black as the dark being conjured a black sphere from his hand and threw it then it grew larger and larger until it grew to the size of a house. "Goodbye and good luck".
"What" suddenly the gravity returned to normal and then I flew straight into the sphere and dissolved.
The black-eyed man was now alone "Only have a few a hours left I need to get more systems into earth". A new person appeared and the process began again.