The first time Yan Zheyun caught his baby sister reading…well…a gay pornographic novel, he'd felt like his world had turned on its head. Lixin was—okay, she wasn't the apple of his eye, per se. That prestigious position was reserved for her sweeter twin, who was never mouthy, never rebellious, and most importantly, never lounged on his bed in her branded pyjamas and waved books titled 'Hurt Me in a Million Ways' in his face.
'Caught' probably wasn't the right word to describe what had happened. Instead of feeling guilty, Lixin had practically been lying in wait for him, camping in his room just so she could wave the titillating cover in his face, the artwork of the blushing, trembling virginal boy so close to his nose that he had to go cross-eyed to take a proper look at it.
"Big Brother, after you rejected Big Brother Xiu the other day, I decided that you need to embark on a journey of self-discovery!"
(1) Single since the womb: internet slang to describe someone who has never been in a relationship. Often used self-deprecatingly.
A/N: Dedicated to Fialova and any other dear readers who accidentally bought the chapter by accident before I decided to turn it into a side story. I apologise for not deleting it, webnovel’s support informed me that published premium chapters cannot be removed from the system. I tried deleting the content of the chapter to reduce the price but of course there was a word limitation...
Thank you very much for reading! <3 This little tidbit was meant to go into a side story collection after the end of the novel but it has been brought forward now because I’m trigger happy and didn’t change the volume number before publishing…