"Rah!" Django cried out as he shot his elbow forward, crashing it squarely into an orc mook's face and sending him hurtling towards the ground. Grunting and groaning in pain, the mook grasped at his broken nose, trying to futilely halt the flow of blood and snot before passing out from shock. With the last mook down, Django lowered his stance and turned his attention to the ringleader of the whole operation: ER number whateva.
Taking long, even strides, Django made his way towards a petrified orc thug leader. The joyful animosity that he displayed earlier in the fight as he viciously mauled foe after foe had disappeared. Gone were the sharp eyes, wry smirk, and loose posture. In its place was a stony expression and a fierce pose that conveyed silent fury in a way that only the mighty crocodile hunting its prey could possess.
"Hey, buddy, l-let's be cool about this," Thok said in a slight panic as he was slowly backed towards the back of the subway. "There's no need for violence. I mean, heh heh, I know we've had our difference, and I tried to kill you and maybe take this woman, but if you look at this from my perspective, you can understand that- Yah!" with a loud cry, Thok quickly swung his fist towards Django.
Anticipating the attack, Django quickly shot his hand up to catch the arm mid-swing and counteracted it with a swift hook to the side of Thok jaw, causing him to stumble backwards in a daze. Then, still holding the arm in hand, Django raised his right arm up and forcefully brought it down onto Thok's arm, snapping it.
"ARHHHHH!" Thok shirek in pain.
Not caring about the screaming, Django reached forward and grabbed Thok by the collar of his coat.
"Hey, hey, hey! Please stop!" Thok whimpered before being unceremoniously hoisted up into the air. "Whoa!" he cried as his feet now dangled mere inches above the ground. Grasping at Django's arms, Thok attempted to pry himself away from the guy but found him to be a lot stronger than he looked. Sweating bullets at the fear of capture, or worse, Thok decided to gamble it all with his silver tongue.
For an orc, that means offering women. Hopefully, the princesses will kill him.
Orcs method of reproduction is simple. They barrow the wombs of the other species (human mostly) they 'take' in order to birth a copy of themselves with genetic differences. Pregnancy comes after a single ejaculation, with delivery following one short month later.
However...
Needless to say, no females result from this process, and the majority of the children are related to mere foodstuff. Which still happens despite joining the modern world.
The only ones that get pregnant like a human and can give birth to females are female orcs themselves. But their eggs are much more powerful and can drain the fluids of male species. So killing the weak ones on the first shot.
Orcs, while dumb, had made a reputation for themselves as immensely strong creatures highly resistant to magic, guns and known for their warlike nature. Thus, making them perfect creatures for the criminal underworld.
Django doesn't give a single f*ck about this, though.
"Look, Buddy", Thok started coolly, but all the sweat ruined that image. "You seem like a pretty smart guy. Strong too. After seeing what you can do, how fast you move, and how you handled my lackeys, I'm starting to think I made the wrong call. How about I offer you something. You get what I'm saying?"
"What are you getting at, you roach?" Django scowled as his hold on Thok tightened.
"How about I offer you the 'orc princess' there be a real fine looking woman." Thok offered to spare him a beating.
Please say yes to the deal. Then the boss would take you out in no time...
"I'm saying you should go certain warehouse," Thok barely smirked deviously. "There is this real hot orc sisters. Think about it, you can have everything you'd ever wa-" Thok was interrupted when Django headbutted his face without warning, breaking his nose upon impact. "Gaaaaaah! You fu-"
"I don't deal with such like you!" Django roared as he headbutted the orc a second time, then a third. There would've been a fourth hadn't the roach in his grasp blacked out so soon.
"Tsh", Django casually tossed away the piece of trash onto the pile of bodies and walked out to pick up his hot Asian PE teacher.
"I'm so blackmailing for you this..." Django stated and picked up his PE teacher onto his back while not before taking pictures and recording some dark stuff about the other teachers and things she was saying that is not suitable for children or nuns.
"Teach..you're going to help get my PFP back."
Django would later regret this action later...
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