章 101: Bunny Beats Up The Fake(?) Demon King
"Squeak, squeak~! Tsuka will, eliminate bully~!" Tsuka said before taking out her two daggers and posing in her battle stance. Well, it's technically not a battle stance since he just stood in her position in a relaxed stance, but it's a battle stance nonetheless.
"What did it just say? I can't understand a single damn thing!" the man is now feeling stressed since he felt like, even if he used his full power, this rabbit(?) in front of him will just wipe the floor with him.
"Um, it looks like she's still quite young so her speech, even in [Rabbit Language], is still broken. From what I can understand, she's basically saying that you, the bully, must die?" Number 629 replied, unsure if what he heard was correct or not. It's not everyday that you'll encounter someone who wants to kill a Dungeon Core, after all. That's except when you are unfortunate enough to meet a Soldier of God.
"W-WHAT DID YOU SAAAY!?" the man was shocked by what Tsuka's squeaking earlier meant.
To think that this clearly more powerful being than him would just so easily decide that he should die, just because he's been bullying this rabbit-type Dungeon Core, was a news that's a bit too shocking for an egotistical individual such as him. This sudden turn of events was really too surprising.
This member of the Demon King faction really just came here to gather information about this area that will most likely be the epicenter of the continuously growing skirmishes between the Demon Realm and the Laverio Empire. To think that, not only will he manage to uncover the well-placed and well-hidden faction member of that b*tch, he will also meet such a powerful rabbit infant in this grassy plains.
This grassy plains is very far from the main road that traders use and there's also no houses erected around here. Thus, this place is considered to be quite remote.
Meeting the weak rabbit-type Dungeon Core from the 600 batch was quite lucky of him since he could just force this little guy to a Dungeon Battle and win it with no sweat. In Tsuka's case, however, it's his bad luck.
This bad luck might just be the amalgamation of all the bad luck his current and past lives gathered all throughout their lives. If what this rabbit-type Dungeon Core said is true, given the age of Tsuka, while also factoring her current expression(if his knowledge about rabbits and their expressions is anything to go by), she should be dead set on eliminating him.
Long story short, he's friggin' screwed.
Of course, he knew for a fact that, even if Tsuka kills this body, she can't really 'kill' him. The only way to 'kill' him is by destroying his dungeon core.
But this didn't really give him any reassurance whatsoever. If he knew anything about innately powerful beings, it's that they are extremely prideful and vindictive in nature. If you're idiotic enough to cross them, expect that they'll hunt you down 'til the ends of the Earth.
"T-That, I'm sure there's a more civil way of doing this, right!? W-We can definitely talk about this first! Right!?" the once arrogant Dungeon Core 576 is now cowering in fear, asking an almost identical question to what Number 629 said to him earlier.
Oh, how the turns have tables! To think that, the once mighty and arrogant 'elite of the Demon King faction', would now be lowering his head a few minutes after doing this to Dungeon Core Number 629.
Seeing the arrogant prick who keeps on showing a derisive smile earlier be so frightened of the little bunny, who he didn't know personally, made Number 629's day turn for the better. There's just something about these faceslaps.
It makes people who was, at first, at the receiving end of the maltreatment feel absolutely euphoric whenever they see the guy who treated them badly get b*tch slapped the next moment.
"Pfft… Puuuu! I can't…" Number 629 tried so hard to hold his laughter.
Tsuka noticed Number 629 try so hard to hold his laughter down that his rabbit cheeks became pretty bloated and his eyes were wide open, almost like it's about to pop out. She tilted her head to the side, wondering why this rabbit is trying so hard not to laugh.
This sight made her come to a conclusion that it isn't only humans that are weird, rabbits are, too.
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Currently, at the first floor of the [Rabbit Paradise], a human(?) is currently shivering in fear while looking at a small bunny with a dragon skull on top of her head. The bunny in question was nonchalantly standing at the opposite side of the grassy plains, looking at the guy 'menacingly'.
Meanwhile, just nearby the guy who's shaking in his boots, an orange rabbit is trying so hard to hold back his laughter. Tsuka chose to ignore the rabbit, thinking that she could just deal with him later.
"W-What was that shiver I felt!?" Number 629 felt a huge chill go down his spine out of nowhere, making him freeze on the spot.
Well, he can't really move that much anyway since he's still stuck in the previous pose that he struck. The only difference was probably his fur that is now a lighter shade of orange.
"Squeak~, squeak! Bad guy, Tsuka eliminate!" after she said that, red lightning began surging from her now crimson red colored irises, followed by a strong gale that knocked some tufts of grass mid air.
"WHAT THE HELL DID SHE SAY JUST NOW!? COME ON! TELL MEEE!!!"
There's clear panic on the guy's face now as his human appearance began changing into something different. It was still that of a human shape, but with a whole lot of rotten flesh, missing balls, and maggots slowly climbing out of his body.
"…Well, what she said basically meant that it's time for you to… Uhh… Die?" Number 629 was rather hesitant to say it.
In fact, how could he say it with a straight face when he witnessed that Number 576 was a zombie? Zombies are supposed to be monsters who are already dead so…
The next moment, Tsuka disappeared from her initial position. This caused the zombie, or rather, Dungeon Core Number 576, to panic even more.
In his panic, he didn't even know what he's saying or doing.
"S-Stop! STOOOOP! If you ain't gon' stop, I-I'll… I'll KILL YOUUUU! Hehe… HAHAHAHA! KILLL! I'LL KILL YOUU!" Number 576 completely lost it as he started to swing his arms around at random directions like an insane person who just got inside the asylum.
The anxiety got into his head, the result being what he is right now. Even the rabbits surrounding him who's supposed to have a lower IQ than him were taken aback.
"Hey, Number 629. Is that guy alright in the head?" one of the nearby rabbits asked.
"I… don't think he is…"
"I know riiight? It's like he became a little bit stupider than Number 629!" another rabbit added without thinking.
"Hey! No carrots or grasses for you!"
Upon hearing Number 629's words, the previous rabbit immediately corrected himself.
"By a whoole lot, I mean! Right guuys?"
"Yep. Totally. There's just no way Number 629 is dumber than this guy who's not even smarter than even us, right guys?" another rabbit said in agreement. Of course, he didn't forget to bootlick.
It's for those delicious strawberries or carrots. It's a worthy sacrifice for a bit of pride.
"Uh-huuh…" rabbit mob C said.
"I totally agree, yep." rabbit mob F said while nodding in agreement. You gotta give it to him. Nodding while doing their 'showing respects' thingy is not that easy.
"Who are you kidding!" one unidentified rabbit bellowed from within a crowd of rabbits.
"Hey! Who said that!?"
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While the rabbits are busy criticizing their dungeon core, they didn't feel the brief gust of wind that passed through their furs. The next moment, all they saw was a blood mist flying through the air.
It was literally covering the sky as it flew through the air like some kind of wind is controlling it, generating an upwind that gradually pushed the blood mist to the sky. In conjunction with the blood mist disappearing, the arrogant prick that is the zombie-type Dungeon Core Number 576 was nowhere to be seen.
Replacing him in his previous position was the lone bunny from earlier who's still in her intimidating form, with blood covering a bit of her face and the edges of her two daggers. Well, to be completely honest, this was just a gimmick that Rikka taught to the young Tsuka.
According to Rikka, after defeating a strong foe, you should show up like an aloof hero who's covered in blood, showing how vicious the battle was. With this method, Tsuka was told that she'd easily get some new friends after seeing her effort in taking down the enemy.
Unfortunately, in this current scenario, doing this created the exact opposite reaction from the ones who were saved.
Like it was something that they talked about beforehand, every rabbit present at the grassy plains bowed down with their heads touching the ground, including Dungeon Core Number 629.
"Our master! From now on, you will be the master of me, Dungeon Core Number 629. We are swearing our complete obedience to you, oh Almighty One!" Number 629 shouted with so much emotion in his voice.
"""All hail the Rabbit God!"""" All the rabbits shouted simultaneously.
『The Vorpal Bunny Tsuka has been recognized as the Dungeon Master…』
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※~To be continued~※
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Author's Remarks:
※ I just finished writing this(11:30). My schedule was messes up for the past three days due to the upcoming holidays so please bare with me for a bit. I started writing this during 10:00 PM and I'm happy I got to finish it as quickly as I could. Really sorry for the delay. There should be some errors but I'll edit it during the next few hours before I sleep.
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