“You’re supposed to put sheets on your bed.”
“I’m washing them. They smell musty.”
“Musty?”
“Old. Gross. Like they have been sitting in a cardboard box that was hauled by sweaty men.”
“Gotcha. If I give you a few quarters, will you wash mine then, too?”
I outstretched my hand. “Gimme.”
He chuckled and pulled out a few quarters from his wallet. He then went into his bedroom and retrieved a massive gingham duvet. It was so fluffy, it blocked out his entire face.
“Those aren’t sheets,” I told him. “That’s a duvet.”
“Yeah, so?”
“So you have to remove the duvet stuffing—”
“Duvet stuffing…?”
“I can’t wash it with the stuff inside of it. You’re supposed to take it out.” I unbuttoned the top part of the duvet. He lifted the opposite end and I removed the insert.
Once that was done, I piled everything into my basket and walked out into the living room.
“What are you going to do about our bed?” Phillip called out after me.