"You are telling me that you have the brain to discover multiversal travel from scratch, but the only solution you found to help this world… is to share your freaking sperm?"
"...No. I really need you to let me explain. You're the Alice I met back then, right?"
"There is no need to explain, Bard. We are only here to take you back to the space station."
"Riley, You… won't tell my daughter?"
"That while she turned herself into a literal sun to save a universe from an eternal chill, her father was being tortured by a universe filled with women by having to share his sperm to select women?"
"...She what? Wait… don't tell it to her like."
"I will not, Bard. I promise."
"Thank you, thank you!"
"Jesus… we caught you lacking, dude. I can't even imagine the Bernard of my world doing something like this."
"I told you, I could explain!"
You know damn well Alice could have caught that with her powers lol