章 6: What are THEY doing here?
- This kid can't be! The King Of Heroes Gilgamesh! But uhhh... why is he so small?
[He is 2 years older than you]
- WHAT THE F, oh I remembered: I asked to reincarnate after 2 years of he's birth. The only problem now is that... I CAN'T EVEN SPICK WITH HIM, BECAUSE I DON'T KNEW THIS GODDAMN LANGUAGE! HOW IS IT EVEN CALLED?!
[Its called Sumerian language]
Okay, understandable.
- Okay boomer, can I buy a language book in the shop?
[You can buy a skill book]
- No way, I wanted to buy ultra instinct, and merge it with sharp senses. Oh, did I just... KIRA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BAITS ZA DASTO!!! ... ... .... Why isn't it working? Okay, nevermind. I still have this problem, and I need to solve it, where else will you had a chance of speaking with future King of Heroes? Nowhere! Or maybe in his ziggurat, BUT... I don't knew what else to say, there is literary nothing good in this situation. Should I just go away?
- Wooooooooooo-ooo-ooooo
Oh muck, why the hell wolfs even live here? Shouldn't they just...
{|Uanna looked in the dark, tropic forest and realized|}
- THIS IS NOT THE FU%KING WOLFS, THE HELL THIS SH%T EVEN DOING IN THIS WORLD????!!!!!
If you don't understand what am I talking about... *Sigh* this is not a normal wolfs, this is not even a demons or spirits. THIS IS A FU%KING GRIMm FROM RWBY, THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?????!!
[Living there life]
- Oh yeah, thx cap. What should i even do with them... Oh, I have another plagiat *UGH* *UGH* *UGH* steal *UGH* *UGH* *UGH* 100% original idea.
- Okay boomer, buy me Crescent Rose
[Which one?]
[Crescent Rose
As its name implies, Crescent Rose's frame is colored rose red and has black trims, with its large scythe blade forged into a crescent shape. The most notable property of Crescent Rose is its converting frame, which allows it to transform between three different modes: storage, skyth and rifle
(needs bullets to shoot)
Price: 1 500 000 000]
[Crescent Rose / Magic modification
As its name implies, Crescent Rose's frame is colored rose red and has black trims, with its large scythe blade forged into a crescent shape. The most notable property of Crescent Rose is its converting frame, which allows it to transform between three different modes: storage, skyth and rifle. This weapon was modified b system, and now don,t need bullets, but uses your mana instead (Can add fire or sun element to speed up) {(author: haha B rank luck can mke modified weapon go brrr...})
(needs mana to shoot)
Price: 2 750 000 000]
- Second one
[Purchase ̶c̶u̶m̶ completed]
Good, now I have stoopidly OP weapon and I'm gona... OH NO WAIT, SYSTEM BUFF DOESN'T WORK NOW OH SHIMATA. Wait
- Okay boomer, show me my stats
[ Name: Uanna
Race: Demigod
Titles: Professional demon slayer, Battle dancer, Speedruner
Age: 1 year
Hp: 4550
Mp: 8340
Str: 495 (F)
Agi: 1430 (D)
Dex: 973 (E)
Def: 455 (F)
Int: 834 (E)
Wis: 446 (F)
Luck: 2003 (B)
Charm: 1155 (D)
Skills: Hinokami Kagura Overdrive (LvL 21/ 1000 (C+)) / Emperor's will (LvL7/1000 (C) ) / Dance skills (LvL 874/100(B)) / Battle Dance (LvL 449 (C)) / Air Dance (LvL 1/1 (E)) / 1 250 slashes (lvl1/ 10 (E)) / Sunlight dance (C - C) (Lvl 1/1 (C)) / Magicraft creation (E+ - B) (Lvl 1 / 100 (F) / ((The surprise tool which will help us later) (LvL 10/10 (A)) (Can use)
Blessings:
Sun God's Blessing (A)
Heaven God's Compassion (C) / Wind God's Compassion (C+) / Love Goddess's Compassion (D+):
Body Features:
Sun God's Daughter (C) / Demigod (C) / Kid (F) / Hamon Body Modification ( Joseph Joestar style) (F-- -B) / (Lvl14/1000 D+) Aerodynamics (E) / Sun absorption (C)]
- MUAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA. My plan worked!
(Flashback with plan)
[Purchase completed]
You are probably wondering what did I bought. Well, I bought 1 X2 stats pill...
(End of flashback)
This pill doubles my stats no matter buffed it or not, it buffs my current stats, and because of it I still have 1 000% of my first stats. Yeah tis is really
-RAWR
OH FU%K *dodge*. Why the hell you bastards attacking me before i finished explaining my plan? Yeah, they violated the main rule of all anime: do not interrupt the dialogue of your opponent, and that means that they will be obliterated!
- Okay boomer, can I buy something like Little headphones and mp3 player, which will play music which i knew?
[No, but you can buy portable music block and disks ( ̶S̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶e̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶k̶s̶?̶ ̶(̶T̶o̶m̶m̶y̶i̶n̶n̶i̶t̶)̶ )from minecraft, and use disks with music you like]
- It is... acceptable. Buy it, and buy "##### - ##### #### ## ###"
[Purchase completed]
[Purchase completed]
- Sigh... I guess it's time to play little bt%hes
... - to be continued
(Also you can try and guess what son she is going to use
[Hint: All the letters are replaced with a # sign, try to decipher what kind of band it is and what kind of song it is (one of my favorite bands, one of my favorite songs)] )
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