章 1: Prologue
In a white void, filled with absolutely nothing there was an old man sitting on a bright, red chair. He had a wrinkly face, a long white beard, and shoulder-length white hair. He looked to be a kind grandfather.
Currently, he was watching a young soul. The soul was what looked to be a transparent human being, with a their entire body being see through. For some reason, the soul was sleeping.
"Ehm", the old man coughed trying to grab the attention of the soul. The soul merely changed position, before falling back to sleep.
"Cough, cough", the old man attempted to wake it up again, but it was still another failure. Growing impatient, the man yelled, "LITTLE SOUL!", somehow causing the entire dimension to shake.
The loud, thunderous boom was enough to walk the soul up. The soul merely lifted its head up and looked around the room. Taking notice of the old man, it quickly got up and rubbed its eyes. It quickly got up and did some stretches, attempting to energize itself. The man merely looked on in bewilderment.
Finally the soul finished its stretches, it finally spoke, "So... what's up?"
The man became surprised by the soul's lackadaisical nature, and complete disregard of the mood," what's up... what's up, is that all you have to say?"
"Umm, yea? Oh, where are we doesn't look like my room?", the soul asks after thinking about it for a while.
The old man merely sighs before replying, "Long story short, you died. I'm guessing, you don't want to know why?"
"No, not particularly", replied the soul.
"Alright, so you died and ended up here. This void is my domain, where I live and exist. You can call me god-"
The old man was suddenly interrupted by the soul, "um, could you just shorten it. I want to go back to sleep".
"..."
"..."
"You are a strange human, aren't you"
"I get that a lot"
"Okay let's summarize. You died, I am god, I will grant 3 wishes, and reincarnate you to another world."
"See, that wasn't so hard"
"Alright, can you hurry up and make your wishes".
The soul began to ponder for a bit, 'I need a way to be as lazy as possible, in the other world'.
"Alright, how about this. My first wish is to have the gates of Babylon, with access to all other noble phantasms from all the fate games and anime".
"Alright granted", said the old man, a bit happy. 'Finally someone who doesn't wish to become an overpowered god, or a harem king'.
"My second wish is to have every fictional item from anime and video games inside the gates"
Immediately the god's mood drops,'Come on, you were on such a good roll, too'. "Why do you human always wish for such overpowered abilities, fine its granted", spoke the frustrated god.
"Third, I wish to have all my memories".
"At least that's not too bad. Now what world do you want to go for".
The soul laid on the floor and began to drift off to sleep,"I don't know, maybe one piece".
"Alright then you shall be reincarnated into one piece... are you seriously sleeping right now?", the god started to become frustrated at the soul's complete indifference to the situation. 'Fine you want to sleep all day? Let's make your new life hell', the old man though to himself, smiling menacingly at the sleeping soul. He quickly snapped his fingers, resulting in the sleeping soul, disappearing from the room.
After a few minutes of sleeping, the soul was suddenly startled awake by a loud noise,
"MAMAMAMAMA HAHAHA"
"Oh fuck, my ears", the soul screamed, but then he realized that not only could he not move his arms, his words seemed to come out in babbles.
'What the... what the hell is that!", the soul thought horrified. He was staring face to face, was giant human. He already came to terms that he was just a baby so everything looked big, but the woman in front of him was an absolute giant. In fact, he merely fit into the palm of her hands.
She was a gigantic, obese woman with no chin. She was wearing purple eyeshadow, with orange eyes. Her cheeks were plump and round, as well as possessing long beak-like nose. Any fan of One Piece could probably guess who she was.
'Shit, did I really get reincarnated as Big Mom's kid. How the hell am I going to sleep all day, if I have to deal with her constantly stealing my life force', the soul stared at the gigantic woman, as it internally cursed the god for putting him in this situation.
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