章 23: Renovation of the house. Truck Demon
- Thank you
- Please, you probably have a big family
Kaligo smiled at the taxi driver
- Very much...
- My family is not small either, I can't even imagine how my wife manages to cook for everyone, okay, I went, good day.
- Good morning.
The taxi driver left and Kaligo began to drag purchases from the street to the house, to the kitchen.
One visit here was not enough and Kaligo puffed for some time carrying groceries.
-Emae, but all this won't fit in our refrigerator, you stupid slime
- You're a dolb ***, and well done, I ordered us a new refrigerator, probably twice as big as this one..
- hey, you brainworm, when did you learn.
- while you're a stupid idiot, I diligently studied the whole structure of your world.
- I think the fuck if my laptop burned down
- don't get excited, I ordered it too.
- What else did you order???
- Well, there are little things.
A nice conversation was interrupted by a noise from the basement, conversations were heard, the noise of construction tools.
Kaligo's face said only one thing— what the hell is going on here.
"Ekutemm,— Kaligo was furious.
- Calm down, they're almost done.
- What the fuck did they finish??? Who's in my basement?
Kaligo ran out into the hall, and indeed the basement was open, and there was light inside.
Suddenly the noise stopped and people in overalls, dirty, in general, builders began to come out of the basement.
- Hello, your basement has been cleaned and converted into a gym.
- Gym???
- Yes, now the guys will bring in the equipment and everything will be ready, and here they are..
The door was opened and strong guys began to enter the house holding boxes of various shapes and sizes.
One by one they went down.
Kaligo decided to take a look at what was going on in his former basement.
- Ohre…
The old, rotten, rotten room that was in the dark all the time and served only for storing various canned blanks, has now become bright, with good-quality exercise machines and modern finishes, a gym.
One of the workers approached Kaligo
- Mister, Kaligo, how do you like the job?
- Awesome, good job guys.
- We are pleased to hear this, if you want to change something else, call, you are now our VIP client.
- Absolutely.
Caligo came out of the basement and headed for the kitchen.
- Have you taken control of your speech again?
- And how else, about the cold came, and there's probably a laptop, Guys, please help me bring the refrigerator, I alone will not pull such a colossus.
- With pleasure
A huge refrigerator was brought into the kitchen, it would replace two or even three old refrigerators, the same ones that were in Kaligo's kitchen.
- Mr. Kaligo, the question may be out of place, but why do you have such a refrigerator and so many products? we have been working for you since morning and have not seen a single living soul except for yourself.
- Ho, I have a very large family, they are away now, but they will arrive soon and we need to be ready.
- I understand, it's not easy to feed a family, okay sir, we're saying goodbye to you for today, call if you need our services.
- See you later.
The builders left, and as soon as the door closed.
- Will you stop taking control of your speech or not???
- No.. otherwise, you'll say too much.
- Ay, okay, what to do with the products.
- What, what, I even bought a refrigerator, let's go lay out all this charm
It took more than half an hour as Kaligo and Ekyutem were able to fill it to capacity.
- It barely even fit in here.
- It's fine, you better think about how all this will fit into us, by the way, your new laptop is over there.
- Great, let's see what's there about our accident
Kaligo took out his laptop and began to search, but he didn't have to look for anything.
There was a live broadcast from the scene.
- Great news, a crazy maniac and serial killer has been detained by the police at the intersection of one of the residential areas.
This maniac was known for his murder weapon, a truck.
According to the killer, he met him almost collapsed at the car market, as soon as he saw the truck, he seemed to talk to him, the car recognized him as the chosen one and said that all he lives for is all for this great purpose, to send poor people to other worlds, much more beautiful than this.
The maniac dreamed of the truck at night, pointing to the next victim, waking up, he started the truck, and according to him, he drove almost by himself, and eventually knocked it down.
According to the psycho, he has already saved seven people in this way, including four high school students ( )
At the moment, the maniac is in custody and the city is no longer in danger.
- So he wanted to save me, haha
- The police were chasing him, most likely he was there by accident.
Stop, at that moment I didn't even think about it, but now we're safe, as you stopped the fucking truck!!!
- I didn't stop him.
- And why its front part was soft-boiled, and in the center there was a dent almost the size of a football.
- Adrenaline, what can I say.
-A three-ton machine traveling at 80 km/h
in principle, a person cannot stop, no matter how much adrenaline he would not have in his blood.
- Have you forgotten? I have only a shell of a man left..
- Didn't we both notice how we stopped him
- The main thing is that we are alive, the rest is not important..
- Kaligo what's wrong with you, Kaligo....
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