If I had been smart, at that point I would have dropped to my knees instantly. However, today was the perfect day for me to decide to be bullheaded, apparently.
"What is that supposed to mean?" he said with a quiet menace in his voice.
"Just that I'm not a skinny woman," I said directly.
I didn't truly understand what his problem was. He had said he wanted me to be honest with him, didn't that include my appearance as well?
"No, you're not. You are nicely curved and I happen to like the shape of your body and I take offense to what you are insinuating," he said warningly.
I was flabbergasted by how the joke I had been trying to make had taken a turn down the wrong path and not gone at all the way I intended. I opened my mouth to defend myself but closed it quickly when he raised an eyebrow at me, warning me I was pushing him too far.