章 27: Chunin Exams 3 [Forest of Death]
[I'll give the poll two days until i choose what was the most picked]
As we arrived i said goodbye to Hinata as she went to her teammates as i went to find Sakura and Sasuke
After a while i found them right in front of the Forest as they saw me
Sakura: "Cha! Naruto where we're you, We've been looking for you!" She angrily shouted
Naruto: "Sorry sorry, I had something to do" I said as Anko arrived on top of the metal cage as i could sense a menacing chakra, Though it's not as big as mine but it's still big
Naruto: "Huh, I wonder what will change today" I muttured quietly as i turned my attention back to Anko
Anko: "Alright brats, Welcome to the Forest of Death, Before we start you all need to sign a waiver, If you die, Then it's not our problem" She said as everyone tensed except for a few
Anko: "Haha don't be scared brats, After you've sign the waivers, You'll be given a scroll but only one of the two scrolls, Earth or heaven scrolls" She said
Anko: "In order to pass this test, You need to get an earth and heaven scroll each, To get the scrolls that you need you have to get it from the other teams, When you have the two scrolls you need, Head over to the tower in the middle" Anko said as she played a kunai with her fingers
Anko: "We will assign you all to different gates of the Forest of Death to make it more interesting, The gate will open if the exams start so be ready to move" She said
Anko: "Your time limit is 5 days, That means you have to survive while getting the scrolls, If you want food your gonna hunt for them, Don't worry there are plenty of them" She said as i heard Choji crying in sadness as i suddenly laughed out loud
Anko: "Huh what so funny brat?" She said as i just grinned at her
Naruto: "Nothing much Anko-san" I said to her as she threw a kunai instantly at my face as i just tilted my head as she appeared behind me but i appeared behind her holding her kunai in her neck
Anko: "W-what?" She couldn't help but stutter as everyone watched in shocked as i removed the kunai from her neck 'So Orochimaru already went in the forest' i thought
Naruto: "Sorry for disturbing you Anko-san" I said as i threw her kunai back as i arrived next to Sakura and Sasuke who just looked at me with dumb faces as Anko got out from her shock
Anko: "Don't just stand there brats!" She shouted at them as everyone went to sign a waiver as each team received a scroll as we got the earth scroll as we went into one of the gates as we waited for it to open
Sakura: "Who's gonna hold the scroll" Sakura said
Naruto: "I think Sasuke should hold it" I said
Sasuke: "Why me?" Sasuke said
Naruto: "Why not" I said as he gave me a deadpan look as we agreed that Sasuke should hold the scroll as the gates opened as we immediately made our move
While we were traveling i felt myself needing to pee 'What? this came so suddenly, Maybe it's trying to say that i should follow canon' i thought as i stopped
Naruto: "Wait guys!" I said to them as both of them stopped and looked at me
Sakura: "What is it now Naruto?" She said
Naruto: "I need to pee real quick" I said as i was about to leave
Sasuke: "Wait we need a code" He said as i need to let it out
Naruto: "Hurry, Whats the code!" I said as he whispered into my ear
Sasuke: "Kakashi-sensei...Icha Icha...Se-"
Naruto: "Ok that's way too much, Just use the first part" I whispered as i hurriedly went into the depths of the Forest
I made it in one of the trees as i unzipped my pants and boxers and let it all out
Naruto: "Ahh, This was totally set upped" I muttured as i finished as i put on my boxers and pants back on as i heard a hiss in front of me as a large Snake appeared as i jumped away from it 'He made his move' i thought as the Snake charged at me
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Meanwhile with Sasuke and Sakura
Sakura: "Why is he taking so long" Sakura said as Sasuke was just brooding as suddenly a voice could be heard
Naruto/Pedo: "Hey guys, Sorry for the wait" He said
Sasuke: "Are you sure your the real Naruto?" He said suddenly as the pedo nodded
Naruto/Pedo: "Of course i am"
Sasuke: "Then whats the code first"
Naruto/Pedo: "Kakashi-sensei is the biggest pervert ever, He always masturbates while reading his Icha Icha, And he has sex with any girl he can pick up" He said as Sasuke smirked
Sasuke: "You do remember the code but.." He said as he threw a kunai towards Orochimaru as he dodged
Orochimaru: "Kukuku very perceptive indeed, It seems i wont get it easily" He said as he turned into a *poof* of smoke
Sakura: "Who even is that" Sakura said as Orochimaru wore a plain grey garbs with a black polo and pants underneath, A thick purple rope belt tied in a large knot behind his back, Blue tomoe-shaped earrings, Has very pale skin and golden eyes with slitted pupils, Purple markings around his eye and fang like teeth, And shinobi sandals with bandages around his calves giving him a snake like appearance
Orochimaru: "Kukuku, Let's see if your really like him" He said as Orochimaru rushed both of them
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Back with Naruto
Naruto: "Let's finished this with a bang" I said as i rushed at the big snake as i infused chakra into my hands while dodging the snakes attack as i arrived at it's head
Naruto: "Take this!" I said as i slapped the snakes head as it went flying into the trees as it's face had a huge dent on it as it dissapeared in a *poof* of smoke
Naruto: "Hah! Ninja Art: Bitch Slap" I said out loud
Naruto: "Now to check on those two" I said as i dissapeared.
In an instant i was back into the place where we stopped 'It seem's they started fighting' i thought as i went deeper and deeper through the forest
And after a while i saw both Sasuke and Sakura in the trees, Paralyzed by Pedomaru's Killing intent as Sasuke tried to move
Sasuke: "I-i can't move" He said as a giant snake suddenly rushed behind him
Sakura: "Sasuke-kun! Behind you!" Sakura shouted as Sasuke barely dodged the snake as he rolled next to Sakura
Orochipedo: "I'm very impressed you manged to withstand that kuku" He said licking his lips
Sasuke: "W-what do you want? Our scroll? Here take it" He said as he threw the earth scroll at Orochimaru but not before i caught mid air
Naruto: "Sorry if i took my time :D" I smiled at them as Orochimaru looked at me
Orochimaru: "Oh? Another one of you" He said as i turned around to look at him
Naruto: "You look like a pedophile" I bluntly said as it enraged him
Orochimaru: "You think you can get away with that?" He said as he rushed as i did the same
When we were just inches apart he threw a punch but i blocked it as he threw a kick instantly after that but i managed to block it by kicking it away as i used my other leg to knee his head as he was sent flying into the tree 'Agh! That actually hurt, Did this brat already gotten strong' (He knows Naruto has the Kyuubi) he thought as he rushed me again with speeds not even Sasuke and Sakura could handle
As he rushed at me he threw a punch but i swatted it away as i returned the favor by throwing a punch of my own as he blocked it using both of his forearms as he staggered back 'Not only strong but fast, His Taijutsu alone is a monster, He even knows Bojutsu, That old monkey' he thought as he made some handsigns as i immediately activated my eyes
Orochimaru : "Wind Release: Great Breakthrough" He said as he unleashed a hurricane of wind in his mouth as i created a shadow clone and ordered it to move Sasuke and Sakura away
Naruto: "Wind Release: Spinning Shield of Winds" I said as a wind of shield circlelling around me suddenly appeared as the two Jutsu clashed
After the two Jutsu subdued the forest around us was completely desimated as good thing i moved both of them out of here
Orochimaru: "Your very strong Naruto~kun, Indeed very strong" He said licking his lips again 'Is he trying to seduce me or something?' i thought as i didn't respond
Orochimaru: "Very smart of you to move your teammates out of here, Thanks to you my job is a lot more easier" He said as he rushed where Sakura and Sasuke was with full speed
Naruto: " *Sigh* that pedophile" I said as i dissapeared and reappeared a moment later on top of the tree that Sakura and Sasuke was both in 'What happened to my clone?...That stupid bitch, Why the hell did she slap my clone, He touched her chest? Thats all? Ugh it's flat either way' i thought as Oropedo arrived as i just watched him
Sasuke: "W-what re you doing here? Where's Naruto!" He angrily said as he chuckled
Orochimaru: "Don't worry about him Sasuke~kun, I just lost him, Now for your gift" He said as his neck extended in length as he bit Sasuke in the neck as the Cursed Mark appeared in his shoulder as he held his shoulder in pain and Sakura just watched, Scared to do anything
Orochimaru: "If you need power 'And lust' you know where to go" He said as his body turned into mud as i arrived in front of them
Naruto: "What happened to him Sakura, Hey Sakura" I said as she got out from her thoughts
Sakura: "T-that guy bit Sasuke-kun" She said as Sakura went to his side as he was unconscious
Naruto: "Come on, We need to find a place to rest" I said as a shadow clone appeared as he carried Sasuke as we went to find a spot to rest 'New Jutsu aquired' i thought happily.
[Whoa wassup, Hope ya enjoy this chapter :D]
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