章 39: Chapter 39
"Kaminari and Mina. I'm gonna be real. Your not winning." I was talking to them both. They looked at each other then at me. "Why?" said mina. "Well, have you seen final destination?" They both shook their heads. "Well, the principles quirk is basically the movie itself if that makes sense. With his high intellect, he can create multiple outcomes by doing one thing."
They stared at me and made a 'Ooo' face. They then looked down. I walked over to mina and said "Its okay. The best advice I can give you is to stay in the air I guess?" Damn it author. I cant think smartly because your dumb
"Kaminari. You... Just dont embarrass yourself." They both nodded. Well mina did. Kaminari looked sad. I walked up to him and did what any male would do. I slapped his face with my dick to assert dominace.
I walked up to him and did what a good friend would do. I patted his shoulders and said "If you can make it through the finish line, I'll get you that vine girls number.
*The one with the vine hair quirk or whatever. The one that has green hair. God, I'm ass at describing things*
He cheered up and smiled. "Now go and be heros." I pumped my fist up into the air. I'm being deadass about them not winning. Plot cant even save them from an L. Back on earth, in all the mha fanfics, they either skips all the details of this fight or just say they lost. They never win and i shall carry that on.
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Whelp. Looks like plot was in their favor. They won.
Just kidding. Tho mina can fly now so that's something. What's next? Kota being able to turn into an animal that he calls upon. *Sweat bullets*
"Goof job mina." I said to her while rubbing her head. She squealed like a little girl and hugged me. Hey! Close your arms kaminari. "Kaminari. You did good so I'll hook you up. Not with ibara tho. Shes mine." He cocked his neck out at that last part. "Who is it then?" he questioned.
"Her name starts with deez." He looked confused. "Deez what?" Hehe. You fool. "DEEZ NUT-" *Bam* I look over to aizawa, only to see him with red eyes. Now how the hell did he know about this joke? I let go of mina who was rubbing her head in my chest. "Sorry sensei. I had to do it." I said while rubbing my head. "Do what?" said kaminari.
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"Jiro. You have to communicate with koda and believe In him. He has no confidence in himself so he not the best at showing his feeling." I was now talking to jiro. She did not like to be treated like a girl? in public so I just talked to her normally. "Okay. I'll try." she said while putting her earphone jaxs together."
(AN: I'm dying a virgin)
"Koda. Believe in yourself. You have a powerful quirk that even I'm afraid of." I ain't joking about those bugs bruh. The mere sight of them makes me want to throw the whole earth away. Even with fear resistance and gamer mind.
Beginning of bullshit:
(Just imagine. A cockroach crawling it's way into your ear at night, slowly eating your brain and laying bugs. Or remember those sunflower seed you ate 15 hours ago? Yea it had roaches in it aswell. Look at the ceiling of where ever your are. I bet there one right there. )
End of Bullshit:
"..." Okay. I'll take that as a okay. They both left and went to a forest. Now, because I'm to lazy to go back and forth between tabs, I'm making my own shit up.
They arrived at the forest and the match was started. "Koda, can you use your quirk to reach present mic?" shouted jiro. "ARE YOU READY KIDS?!!" shouted mic. God damn. How isn't he #1 with that loud ass quirk. Every teacher was in the room by the way. I forgot to write them in at the beginning but ignore that. Anyways, even all might was covering his ears.
"Yea... but it may not work on him" said koda in a small voice. Damn it koda. Hurry it up. Her ears are bleeding now so they'll hurt her later when she does 'that.' "It on your face, you know." said izuku. "Shut up. You would be having these thoughts to if this was your girl." He then looked back at the monitor.
"Just do it already!!" said jiro while covering hear ears. "O-Okay." He then talked to the bugs and told them to cover mic in them. A few moments later..
"Kyaaaa." shouted mic. "No. Stop STOP. I surrender. STOP PLEASE!!" said mic. Ah! I see why hes not #1. Gues I gotta overcome that bug fear to be number one.
"Kyoka jiro and Koji koda are the winners."
(AN: Oh yea, by the way, just imagine character development in that fight.)
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"Toru. Shoji. You can do it. I believe in you." I said to them. They both looked at me confused. I guess I do act different everytime I talk to someone. I have no personally, right author?
(AN: Yes kenji. You dont. Your just bland)
"Toru. Use that martial arts training for this battle. They may not be able to see it but I will." This is technically the truth in her eyes. At the end of one of our orgies, I described to hear what she looked like. She was very surprised. I told her that I had 'special eyes' and she promised not to say anything.
Mini pause:
Now, the readers may not like this but dont leave yet. I placed a Crest on her so that if she says anything on purpose or in a serious way about my eyes, she would die.
Are you happy now? Oh, that didnt do it for you? How about this. She knows that I have these eyes but she doesn't know that I have these eyes. This is the basic understanding for her. She knows that I can see her but doesn't know why or looks deep into it.
Back to the main story:
"Shoji. Use those eyes to help her out and yourself." He nodded and they both left. Holy shit. No hate, but I can see why that kid told him to keep his mask on.
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In a underground area, toru and shoji were getting shot at by snipe. Man, what a powerful quirk. People ain't lying when they said that he almost ended the plot of my hero when he shot at hand fetish.
"Toru, let's go with that plan." Toru nodded? and left the pillar. You could see clothes on the ground where she left. Hey, HEY. That's not fair! Getting to see her panties up close like that when I haven't seen them at all today. Smh.
Shoji, stop looking! I glare at him through the monitor. I guess he felt it or was being considerate because he looked away. Behind me, everyone had a weary smile on their face. "U-Uh kenji. I don't think he meant to stare at them like that." said izuku. "So you were looking to huh? All right. Uraraka!" I then looked at her.
She flinched then squealed and left out the room. "That's not funny man." said izuku. He had his hand on my shoulder. I glared down at him. He immediately took his hand off me and turned away.
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Snipe was throwing smoke bombs left and right.
He then started shooting at the pillar that shoji was hiding behind. Bro would definitely run the streets. Shoji then left the pillar and ran towars snipe. He shot at shoji but missed slightly on purpose. Shoji then raised his hands up. "Giving up so easily?" said snipe. He put his guns down a little bit.
At that very moment tho, toru came up from behind and handcuffed him. He looked shocked but accepted defeat. "Mezo Shoji and Toru Hagakure are the winners." She then went back behind the pillars to put her clothes on.
While she was putting them on, she realized where she took them off at. She then looked at a camera and made a 'sorry' look.
As long as she knows what her mistake was.
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Whelp it's time for me and Sero I guess. "Good luck." said momo. "He'll be fine. Its Ms. midnight we should be worried about." said mina. "Agreed" said everyone. I could only stare blankly. "I'm sorry for earlier uraraka. I didnt mean that." I was a different person then. I really do be having different personalities. Thanks shitty author.
(AN:*Dies of cringe*)(kenji ain't wrong tho)
"Sero. Let's get this bag." I then extend my fist out to him. "Yea!" He did the same.
Alternative verse:
In the corner, you could see a mad brocolli boy. " No fair. I though that was our handshake."
The brocolli boy then proceeds to pull out a death note. "Your dead Hanto Sero." He boy then laughs and starts gouging his eyes out. While sero was walking, he fell to the ground and died. He shifted his pants when he did.
The end.
(AN: Yall remember when people thought Sero was Mexican or something on tik tok. Good times.)
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