章 9: Chapter 9: It's Hard Being a Good Person
Today was my lucky day, when I began to pray to Jaime for someone to interrupt the uncomfortable moment, the office door opened.
"Fiona we have an important matter… Huh?" - A beautiful nurse with long blue hair and impressive curves entered the office.
Sayo Hitsugi, a quiet woman who comes across as a kind and charismatic nurse, only during her assassination missions does she take on a crazed, violent, and somewhat sadistic personality.
She feels strange meeting one of my favorite waifu in person, but instead of feeling happy, bothers me the way she looks at me.
"I didn't know you were busy, nice to meet you sir" - Sayo showed her friendly nurse smile, but I can recognize that look, when I was accused of rape people looked at me like that, it bothered me.
"I'm talking business with Yamada-sama, wait until we finish" - Fiona adjusted her glasses, the previous discomfort disappeared, but Sayo's gaze bothers me.
"Oh, I see, but I don't think a deal is necessary after all we are from completely different worlds" - Sayo continued speaking with a smile, but the contempt in her gaze was increasing.
Is she insinuating that I'm a piece of society trash?
"Miss, if you have something to say please just say it" - This is bothering me, even if Sayo was my waifu I don't like her attitude.
"Since the lord insists ..." - Sayo's expression changed to one of cruelty. - "A damn abuser like you should only die, hahahaha I don't know why you come alone, but that only makes my job easier"
Sayo clenched her fists and it looked like she was about to attack me. His hostility was understandable but his words angered me, they reminded me of all the people who singled out me as a rapist, I remembered my ex-girlfriend and my cousin, all the people who singled me out as a criminal even though I did nothing.
I got angry.
"Oh right, right, I'm just trash, I'm a perverted exhibitionist, I'm just a fat middle-aged man with a taste for little girls ..." - I got up and looked at Sayo, she is taller than me, but I didn't feel intimidated, I just felt more upset. - "But despite all my flaws I'm not a fucking rapist, I made many mistakes and innocent people suffered because of that, but I'm not a fucking rapist!"
Insults hurt me, sarcasm hurts me, but calling me a rapist infuriates me, for a long time I was labeled a rapist even though I was innocent, nobody believed in my innocence and people judged me.
Now things repeat themselves, even though I did it with Saki and Rinka they accepted it, they said they took the initiative themselves, even if it was out of fear of reprisals I did not abuse them, even if now I am a pedophile, I'm not a fucking rapist
"Heh, tell that to someone who believes you, you're just trash" - Sayo was smiling the same way my family smiled, a smile of contempt.
I took a deep breath, even if I want to hit her I'm too weak so I just smirked.
"Right, I'm just trash, an old pervert who loves to harass beautiful women, for example, the beautiful women here" - My smile grew.
"It's normal for a pervert like me to know some things, for example, I know that a certain blue-haired nurse was her father's laboratory rat when she was a child, that brat got out of control and killed her own father, what a family adorable "- My smile grew when I saw that Sayo's expression became enraged.
"The best of all is that this nurse is the only one who has been able to receive the D99 virus without dying so I am sure that many people would be eager to capture and study her if the information were released" - Sayo had a very bad expression that amused me a bit.
"Why do you have that expression? Calm down, it would be dangerous if you lose control and end up hurting your friends, after all, you're just a violent animal "- I smiled when I saw that Sayo couldn't take it anymore and was about to attack me.
Not even Yami can kill me, I want to see what you can do damn woman!
"Sayo stop!" - Fiona had to intervene.
Why didn't you stop this nonsense from the start?
Does she think I'm a fucking rapist too?
Know what? Fuck it, this ain't my fucking problem.
"Why are you defending him ?! It is a fucking garbage that we must exterminate! " - Sayo yelled madly, luckily she closed the door and this room seems soundproof so others didn't listen and even if they did I don't care anymore.
"Exterminate me? Hahahaha, come on, try it!"- I put my hands behind my back, totally unprotected. - "But if I die, who knows what could happen, maybe the information that I have collected will reach dangerous hands and you will accompany me to the grave, or maybe I did not make emergency plans and if they kill me all problems will be avoided, who knows I'm just a fat idiot"
I didn't make emergency plans, but I don't care anymore, I don't have the strength to fight these people but if I can screw them up before I die it will be more fun.
"Sayo, stop it!" - Fiona had a really serious expression, but Sayo still didn't answer, he looked like an angry tiger that would attack at any moment.
Let's see what happens if I cross the boundary.
"What? Are you not going to attack? That's good, a leashed and obedient animal is better, after all your friends Mikoto and Arashi would worry if something happens to you, or worse, something could happen to them "- Sayo and Fiona stopped, they both looked at me as if they were going to kill me.
It looks like I stepped on a mine, but I want to see how hard it can explode.
"Hey, don't see me like that, I'm just a pathetic and useless man who could die of a heart attack if you look at me in such a terrifying way, it's not like I know that Yuko Sagiri can change her hair color and that's why they haven't recognized her, or the fact that Miki Tsuguri invented a truth serum that also erases the memory of those who ingest it, very ingenious "- The more he spoke, the worse the expressions of both women became.
"Come on calm, I did not mention that the cute little girl Oriha Nashida lives in an abandoned mansion, although she put a lot of explosives to protect herself if someone manages to enter who knows what could happen to her after all the world is full of perverts and lolicons"- I raised my hands helplessly when Fiona pulled out a gun and pointed it at me.
"Don't you dare lay a hand on her!" - Fiona looked like she would shoot at any moment.
"Master, we are ready, when you give the order we will attack all the hospital staff" - I heard the voice of Waifu Ninja.
This feels like a real spy movie. I wonder if my abilities protect me from shots, Yami should be much stronger than any weapon on Earth so I may not die, and if I do I hope I don't have to reincarnate in a fucking sexual Eevee, that stupid list me it's going to give nightmares.
"Fucking bastard I'm going to kill you!" - Sayo only held back from attacking me because Fiona had not allowed her to, what an obedient girl.
"Oh sure, do it, if I can choose it would be nice if you strangle me with your thighs" - The situation was so ridiculous that it seemed funny to me.
I came offering my help and these damn people treat me like an enemy, if you want to be my enemy, go ahead, come and kill me, I don't care anymore.
We stood still for a couple of minutes, when I was able to calm down I lost my enthusiasm. Losing control makes me too impulsive, I have to be careful.
"Make up your mind, you're going to kill me or you're just going to scream, I'm hungry and I want to go home" - I sighed, I want pancakes.
Fiona looked at me for a long time and then put her gun away.
"I'm sorry for the way I act, I hope Yamada-sama can forget about this problem" - Fiona bowed to apologize. - "Sayo, apologize to Yamada-sama"
"..." - Sayo gritted her teeth, she was not willing to apologize.
"It's okay if you don't apologize, it's not like I know the identity of the Syringe leader, I heard that they have given them some problems and it might be useful to know who the leader is" - To my words Fiona had a great reaction.
Fiona put her hand on Sayo's head and forced her to bow, the information I have from her seems very important to her.
"I do not see sincerity, we better save this for another day, my mood is bad and I'm hungry" - I shook my head.
I went to the door and ignored the pair of women, it is strange how my anger prevented my caliginephobia from giving me an anxiety attack.
"Have fun with the information I brought you" - I put down the briefcase and left, I don't want to work with people who judge me even though I am a good person.
"Does the Master want me to put a couple of curses on those women? I promise they will be harmless ~ "- Waifu Witch is like a demon.
"Nothing lethal or permanent" - I whispered as if talking to myself, I don't know how to respond to telepathic messages.
"Fufufufu, don't worry Master, it will be just a harmless joke" - Waifu Witch laughed maliciously.
Well, it's okay for her to have fun. I feel disappointed to meet Sayo, to think that one of my favorite waifus would see me with so much hatred and disgust, this is depressing.
It's not even noon, but mental exhaustion is killing me, I want to sleep.
Why did I have to be reborn as a fucking Ugly Bastard? It would have been nice to go to an Isekai and have a farm away from civilization.
Now that I can think calmly, I think I have trouble with anger management. Even if the way Sayo was looking at me was annoying that didn't justify my outburst either.
Well, at least the situation didn't get worse and I ended up doing something unpleasant that I would later regret, that's fine as long as the situation doesn't get out of control.
[New mission]
[Respect your master
No woman can offend an Ugly Bastard, they just have to bend over and please him.
Objective: Make Fiona Ran Winchester and Sayo Hitsugi apologize in a humiliating way.
Time limit: 2 months
Reward: Punishment Collar for Bitches
Punishment: Random skin disease in genital areas]
Fucking system! Are you doing this on purpose ?!
Answer me!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I want a lot of pancakes ...
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