章 222: Chapter 207.5
I go back to watching the standoff between a crazy man and a beautiful teenager.
Out of context, my actions of just standing aside while an old man with white hair who happens to be bleeding a lot is staring intently at the teenage girl would raise some eyebrows. I mean, the least I could do is call the ambulance and especially the police.
Especially since the old man has bloodshot eyes is breathing heavily while doing so, but I don't need to.
I mean, I WANT to, simply because only I'M allowed to breathe heavily while staring at Mikoto, but I realise that I would probably end up bleeding more than Clayman would be if I take this away from her.
I mean, despite Mikoto's impassive expression, I can tell.
She is pissed. She is really annoyed with Clayman.
Clayman- "You can't defeat me! I am-"
*Crunch*
A crunching sound enters his ears. He turns his head back to me.
Meanwhile, I am leaning back in Mikoto's chair with a pack of Cheesy Dibbles, one hand holding the packet, the other hand inside the packet while I am chewing on the last of the snack in my mouth.
Clayman turns his attention back to Mikoto.
Clayman- "You can't defeat me! I am-"
*Crunch*
I eat another one from the packet. Man, these are good.
Clayman- "You can't-"
*Crunch*
Totally underrated, I should introduce these back in Avalon.
Clayman- "You-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Would you stop that!?"
Rimuru- "Sorry."
Clayman sighs in frustration.
Clayman- "You can't defeat me! I am Clayman, the-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "You can't defeat me! I am Clay-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "I am Clayman! The Mario-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "The Marionette Master! A Demon-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "A Demon Lord! Craz-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Crazy Clown of the Mod-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Crazy Clown of the-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Crazy Clown-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Crazy-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "ARRGH! Crazy-Clown-Of-The-Moderate-Je-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Jes-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Jest-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Jester-"
*Crunch*
Clayman- "Jesters!"
*Cruuuuuuuuuuunch~*
I lick my fingers from the remaining flavour dust. I bet my mouth is covered in Cheesy Dibble powder. I'll have to clean up later.
I crush the empty packet into a ball and throw it over my shoulder. I look up to find everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, staring at me.
I take out another packet.
Rimuru- "You guys want some?"
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A/N: This chapter was inspired by the Penguins of Madagascar movie
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