章 823: Unexpected reunion

'Hey guys, I'm back from being half-dead.'

[Milord!]

[Director!]

[Maestro!]

[Young master!]*2

'At some point we really need to unify the titles you guys call me to a singular one.'

[No.]*8.

'Fair enough, anyways...looks like you guys managed to keep all them busy while I was out without killing any of them. Good on...wait a minute... where's Spring Brawler and Screamira?'

[Apologies, producer, but Spring Brawler and I are-]

[CURRENTLY CHASING ME DOWN, DADDY DEAREST! THANKS FOR ALL THE POSSIBLE HOSTS, BTDUBS! I'LL SEE YA AFTER I DROWN A KINGDOM IN LUST! BAHAHAHA!]

'AH HELL! KAIJIN, MOVE!'

[We're on it!]

=Wait, milord! What about your mother?!=

<And your cousins!>

'Yeah, I'd rather deal with them finding out about me then risk whatever the fuck might happen when Paralust comes into contact with them!'

[RUDE BUT NOT UNWARRANTED!]

'CASE AND POINT!'