章 775: Rumors are funny

'Ow...my cheeks still sting...'

=I'd imagine that'd still be the case, since Lady Alicia and Lady Bellona had been pinching your cheeks for the better of an hour.=

∆Oh it wasn't that bad. I mean, they kissed it better afterwards...and so did Jinju Ren and Rianna...and Jin Fang gave you a lap pillow as she massages your cheeks...actually now that said I all this, fuck you and your romance filled life. Living the dream of harem manga readers everywhere and everywhen.∆

'Not by choice here, not by choice. I have stated before that I wanted them to be able to find romantic happiness beyond my sorry ass. The idea of polyamory sounds nice, but it also sounds incredibly exhausting to me.